Let's talk about some bland topics.

What is your favorite salad dressing?

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Eat a dick, leash.

Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

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Where's Burrito...doesn't he like to toss salads?

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

I was being serious. Dick is pretty bland.

I would hit on you if you weren't my mother's age.

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Blue cheese.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

What are you guy's thoughts on vaccines?

That's a good one. I would go for that only if there are actually chunks in it. I also love 1000 Island dressing.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Blue cheese mixed with French is a tasty combo. However, creamy garlic is the only correct answer.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

I sometimes cut my Bleu Cheese with Italian. A couple I haven’t had in a while creamy Italian and creamy garlic.

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Elections have consequences.

this is a cooldown thread.

A place to come in and just sit down and cool down. To relax.

Theres no need to talk about anything. People can just come in here and be quiet.

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Well that sort of...

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Elections have consequences.

...

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That was brilliantly stupid. This character you have here, whistler, is pretty amazing. I am serious. This makes Michael Scott look like a vaguely-written, boring, unfunny caricature. This has been fun. No joke-I enjoy your creativity. Reminds me of KenM.

That is my bandwagon, Tommy, but you're welcome to hop on. Whistler is my hero.

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BTW, the correct answer to the OP is Honey French.

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Will gladly hop on. I'm a fan.

Bacon grease, a dollop of mayo and apple cider vinegar. Heart healthy.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Mix one part Wishbone Italian Dressing to three parts Ranch and thank me later.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Blue cheese.

I love blue cheese, always have. Since I was a wee lad.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

This sounds pretty good -- let me know when I can stop by for some soup and salad.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

With that dressing and about ten pieces of bacon, no need for soup.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Caesar

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1) Catalina
2) Poppy seed
3) Italian

On a side note, a colleague raved about this Trader Joe’s spinach salad with walnuts and cranberries. Meh- definitely not getting that again.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Good God. What do do with it?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

You'd hit on me not being you're mother's age, Oedipus.

I don't think I'm old enough to be your mother. I hope not.

Chunky blue cheese or garlic.

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Grandma made her own from mayo and ketchup, thinned with water? and a little sugar. I miss her, and her dressing.

I like the new spicy ranch, but only as a dip- lettuce is not good to me.