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IkeSouth

Post subject: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothing.

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:05 pm

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https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-cl ... on-1308187

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EATEN TO 'AVOID STARVATION'

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:13 pm

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I hear Kim Jon Un doesn't pee or poop

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Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:14 pm

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Slap some giardiniera on your shirt and chow down. BLAMMERS!!!

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:15 pm

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Horry cow!

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:16 pm

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

I hear Kim Jon Un doesn't pee or poop

That would explain his appearance.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:37 pm

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Communism is good because there is no wealth inequality. In fact, there is no wealth period. Everyone starves equally!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:42 pm

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

I hear Kim Jon Un doesn't pee or poop

Everyone poops.

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:55 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

I hear Kim Jon Un doesn't pee or poop

Everyone poops.

When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this poop
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody poops
And everybody poops sometimes
Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone (hold on)
(Hold on) if you feel like letting go (hold on)
If you think you've had too much
Of this poop
Well, hang on

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 2:41 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Communism is good because there is no wealth inequality. In fact, there is no wealth period. Everyone starves equally!

Not only that, our economy depends largely on inefficiencies and cheating

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 2:43 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Communism is good because there is no wealth inequality. In fact, there is no wealth period. Everyone starves equally!

Exactly. This is why we must not elect Bernie Sanders.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:17 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Communism is good because there is no wealth inequality. In fact, there is no wealth period. Everyone starves equally!

Exactly. This is why we must not elect Bernie Sanders.

why not. the worst he would do is steal a chunk of rich peoples money, they pull back investments and the economy goes to shit but everyone will get free $1000 checks every 3 months so they will feel like they are living large. after a few years of the economy looking artificially bad (because no investments), we will elect another R and for some reason believe they won't find a way to funnel that free money back into the hands of the ultra rich, and the rich will invest again because they know they will get their stolen money back.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Eat your clothes in North Korea. It's better than nothi

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:37 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Communism is good because there is no wealth inequality. In fact, there is no wealth period. Everyone starves equally!

Exactly. This is why we must not elect Bernie Sanders.

An economy with no investment is not "artificially bad." Such an economy would be actually bad.

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