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Author:  whistler [ Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:01 pm ]
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How boring. U go take a piss and the toilet flushes by itself.

Who comes up with this shit?

Don't they understand that maybe people love kicking the john handle to flush it?

Thats parta the fun of being in a public washroom!

Nothin' worse than being in a public stall smokin' a bong, and suddenly the toilet flushes on its own. Fuck that. I wanna dropkick that fuckin thing on my own. Everybody does.

But what about you? How do YOU act in a public washroom? Do u kick the john handle to flush the toilet? Or do u flush it by hand?

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:49 pm ]
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Mods please flush Whistler like a giant turd.

Author:  Cashman [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:18 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Mods please flush Whistler like a giant turd.



I find that if you read his posts in a Jerry Seinfeld voice, it makes it soo much better.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:24 am ]
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whistler wrote:
How boring. U go take a piss and the toilet flushes by itself.

Who comes up with this shit?

Don't they understand that maybe people love kicking the john handle to flush it?

Thats parta the fun of being in a public washroom!

Nothin' worse than being in a public stall smokin' a bong, and suddenly the toilet flushes on its own. Fuck that. I wanna dropkick that fuckin thing on my own. Everybody does.

But what about you? How do YOU act in a public washroom? Do u kick the john handle to flush the toilet? Or do u flush it by hand?
I think all New Yorkers should have guns.

Then we can shoot people like you.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:28 am ]
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Don't the toilets still have the ability to push a button, as well?

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:25 am ]
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Catherine Johns
Jimmy Johns
Johns Hopkins

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:05 am ]
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electronic johns will be the customers of sex robots

Author:  IMU [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:03 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
electronic johns will be the customers of sex robots

:D

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:07 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Don't the toilets still have the ability to push a button, as well?


Yeah but I guess you can't kick a button.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:12 am ]
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We could all do with a little of whistler's cheerful optimism. Flushing the toilet with his foot is only PART of the fun of using a public restroom.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:15 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Flushing the toilet with his foot is only PART of the fun of using a public restroom.
Larry Craig agrees.

Author:  whistler [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:46 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
spmack wrote:
Don't the toilets still have the ability to push a button, as well?


Yeah but I guess you can't kick a button.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

right!

Author:  whistler [ Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:47 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Flushing the toilet with his foot is only PART of the fun of using a public restroom.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nice!

and its public WASHROOM, not restroom!

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