Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

It's called Before and After, asshole.

My apologies, Mr. Sajak.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

I am a donut eating decathalon champion sibling, and I also won the 1981 IHSA football championship and dominated in water polo for over a decade with Eddie Olczyk as one of my notable alumni.

My career OBP was the highest by a third baseman until Wade Boggs surpassed it, and while Sammy Sosa broke almost all of my Cub records, he never came close to the MLB one I'm famous for.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I am a donut eating decathalon champion sibling, and I also won the 1981 IHSA football championship and dominated in water polo for over a decade with Eddie Olczyk as one of my notable alumni.

Thought of this and wrote up a few -- feel free to contribute others.

Basically how this works is:
I was a three time Gold Glove winning first baseman who once won the NL batting title with the Cubs, but I also managed to get in a bit of hot water when I talked to Les after a game.

The answer to that:
Derrek Lee Elia

So the last name of one guy, is the first name of another -- got it? Try these:

1) I was a HOF slugger on the Southside as well as a tough over-the-middle receiver for the Bears.

Frank Thomas Waddle

2) As a two-way defenseman, I was named to the "100 Greatest NHL Players" in history team while playing for the Hawks, but would go on to take over the closer role from Bob Howry for the 2000 White Sox

Duncan Keith Foulke

3) I played for many MLB teams, but only had the yearly stolen bases record with the Sox when I swiped 68... I also won the Norris Trophy three consecutive years from '63 to '65 and played with Moose Vasko on the Chicago blue line.

Juan Pierre Pilote

4) I started at left tackle for a couple of years in the early 2010s for the Bears, but later would go on to win the US Open and a couple of President's Cups (and I probably visited Chicago at some point.)

J'Marcus Webb Simpson

5) A brief NFL career had me returning punts for the 1985 Bears, but now I am pitching AAA ball in Iowa.



Click here for the answers if you need enlightenment.

Not Chicago related

I am a baseball executive known for signing a player who broke the most significant barrier in sports; I am a baseball player known for stealing things on a baseball field.

Chicago related:

I was involved in perhaps the most famous trade in Cubs history; I played running back for the Bears.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Stan Hack Wilson?

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

I own at least a 1/3 stake in ChicagoFanatics.com, and was suspended and sent to the radio room for the "school bus incident" when I was out on patrol.

I started a Super Bowl and later was the backup QB for the Bears; I currently play for the Bulls

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

I am a semi-literate CFMB poster with dozens of advanced degrees and an obnoxious homosexual TV show host who drives around to various diners.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I am a semi-literate CFMB poster with dozens of advanced degrees and an obnoxious homosexual TV show host who drives around to various diners.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I played my college ball at Illinois before being drafted by San Francisco. After playing for several other teams including the Bears I fell into Mr. Peabody's WABAC Machine and emerged as a familiar broadcast voice of several Chicago teams, most notably the Blackhawks.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.