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The Desk of andy ROONEY
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Author:  Brick [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:32 pm ]
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When are you leaving?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:33 pm ]
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Did you ever wonder why people like you post on a website?
Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:33 pm ]
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Why do dogs turn around three times before laying down?
Author:  sportsfan [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:35 pm ]
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We've already got Late Nite with Stu. We're all set . . . but thanks!
Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:37 pm ]
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do you lick it before you stick it?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:38 pm ]
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...and what's the deal with the internet anyway? I mean it isn't really a net. A net is for fishing. At least it was when I was a kid.
Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:42 pm ]
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Why do Hot Dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:45 pm ]
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andyROONEY wrote:
Dr. - I suppose I answer a question with a question: Why do you post on here?


Nope, no fair. This isn't an "Ask the Doctor" thread.

And, it was meant to pay homage to your favorite crusty old commentator - not Seinfeld.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:46 pm ]
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Another Mr. Pickles alternate screen name.
Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:52 pm ]
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Andy, who in your opinion is going to be the most ignored poster on this message board?
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:53 pm ]
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Dietrich Knickerbocker.
Author:  Keyser Soze [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:54 pm ]
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Can I come over and help you trim your eye brows. I think I have the right tool for the job.


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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:54 pm ]
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andyROONEY wrote:
n'water - i understood your attempt to make fun of me. You think these kids get jokes like that? You have to get a bit more current with the youth on this board. Don't you ever again question my knowledge, intelligence, and/or brilliance.


No problem. I have no question as to your knowledge, intelligence, and/or brilliance.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:57 pm ]
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Great point. Excellent post!
Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 04, 2007 12:58 pm ]
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In marching bands, why are woodwinds placed behind the brass when they are likely to be drowned out by the louder brass?
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:00 pm ]
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Shaved or amazon?
Author:  OakBrookJoe [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:00 pm ]
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Where is Keith Olberman?
Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:02 pm ]
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Where is Carmen SanDiego?
Author:  sportsfan [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:06 pm ]
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North Shore Jay - You are one of the biggest brown nosed jackasses on this very board. You're helpless. i won't bother to help your kind.


Can you at least spare a square? You know, to wipe the dung you say is on my nose.
Author:  Woodridge Ryan [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:07 pm ]
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What do you hope to accomplish with this and how quick to we start guessing who you are?
Author:  Mustang Rob [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:08 pm ]
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Welcome back TM :lol:
Author:  hootmon [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:10 pm ]
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Andy,

How many Cicadas do you plan to stick up your ass before you start to squeal?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:11 pm ]
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Ryan - 1 minute.

Rob - I had that suspicion also. I don't think I'm ready to give AR that much credit yet however.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:16 pm ]
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andyROONEY wrote:
n'water - i understood your attempt to make fun of me. You think these kids get jokes like that? You have to get a bit more current with the youth on this board.


In my old age, I forgot to point out the irony of a man calling himself "Andy Rooney" telling me that I need to get more current.

^Irony.
Author:  Coast2Coast [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:23 pm ]
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What is your favorite ism? Marxism? Capitalism? Cataclysm? Manjism?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:26 pm ]
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Priapism?
Author:  Coast2Coast [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:27 pm ]
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Damn Doc...that hurt just to read it. Though at Andy's advanced age, he can likely only dream of such an affliction.
Author:  Mike Mikerson [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:32 pm ]
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Mustang Rob wrote:
Welcome back TM :lol:


TM is on right now, but at the same time as Andy. . .good to see Midge poking around again, though.
Author:  sportsfan [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:33 pm ]
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I like Coast's question and the answer is obvious. Marxism.


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I knew it.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri May 04, 2007 1:35 pm ]
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OK, Andy. Sorry for my "juvenile-ness". Just having a little fun. Here's my question -

If you were to see a cylinder that was filled to the top with jelly beans, what would be the best way to determine the number of beans inside if you were unable to measure the container or weigh an individual bean? In other words you can only observe the cylinder and not touch it.
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