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Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:09 pm ]
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/te ... ge-n990731

Vaguely remember the story from when he went missing and his mom killed herself.

If it's really him, what a crazy fucking story.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:23 pm ]
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Did she really kill herself?

The only thing that sounds strange is that he said he was being held captive by two big strong guys, one with a spider web tatt on his neck and one with a snake tatt on his arm. They had him at various hotels.......for 7 years?

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:28 pm ]
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These guys should be easy to find, and there is no punishment too severe for them.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:32 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
These guys should be easy to find, and there is no punishment too severe for them.


What about calling them racist even though they totally have black friends?

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:34 pm ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Did she really kill herself?

The only thing that sounds strange is that he said he was being held captive by two big strong guys, one with a spider web tatt on his neck and one with a snake tatt on his arm. They had him at various hotels.......for 7 years?

I fuckin' knew Quad City Pat and Pete were shady cocksuckers !!

Author:  shirtless driver [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:07 pm ]
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My wife was reading me the bullet points about this just a few minutes ago......
What a fucking bizarre story.
I haven't read it, but her take was she wanted to do some kind of bucket list with her kid before she off'ed herself.
Does that seem to be the case?
Gurnee, Dells, Rockford.......WTF?

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:11 pm ]
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shirtless driver wrote:
Gurnee, Dells, Rockford.......WTF?

Also known as the White Trash Triangle.

Author:  shirtless driver [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:25 pm ]
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That's funny. I've never seen those three towns EVER referenced in the same sentence before I wrote it a few minutes ago, but if you say that's 'also known as the white trash triangle', I guess I've got to take your word for it. I need to brush up on my local provincialisms. :roll:

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:29 pm ]
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Neither Gurnee nor the Dells are white trash. The Dells are just kitschy and weird.

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:55 am ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
These guys should be easy to find, and there is no punishment too severe for them.


http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=117103

Author:  312player [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:06 am ]
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Horseshit reporting, never heard of the case but " mother found dead" is garbage reporting. How bout a cause of death.

Author:  Rod [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:22 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
Gurnee, Dells, Rockford.......WTF?

Also known as the White Trash Triangle.



Douchebag going hard at Golden Jet, Keeping Score, and Furious Styles in one short post.

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:24 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
Gurnee, Dells, Rockford.......WTF?

Also known as the White Trash Triangle.



Douchebag going hard at Golden Jet, Keeping Score, and Furious Styles in one short post.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:16 am ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
These guys should be easy to find, and there is no punishment too severe for them.

Make them part of the Cubs' bullpen.

Author:  Juiced [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:45 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
These guys should be easy to find, and there is no punishment too severe for them.

Make them part of the Cubs' bullpen.


Not a good idea. They would walk.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:19 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
Gurnee, Dells, Rockford.......WTF?

Also known as the White Trash Triangle.



Douchebag going hard at Golden Jet, Keeping Score, and Furious Styles in one short post.

:lol: Dude has well water. Don't even get me started on the square dancing.

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:00 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
Gurnee, Dells, Rockford.......WTF?

Also known as the White Trash Triangle.



Douchebag going hard at Golden Jet, Keeping Score, and Furious Styles in one short post.

:lol: Dude has well water. Don't even get me started on the square dancing.


:lol:

Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:48 pm ]
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Apparently not . Just heard the DNA test says it’s not him . So , who the fuck is he and why is this being faked ?

Author:  shirtless driver [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:57 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:04 pm ]
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Turns out its just Jussie Smollett.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:05 pm ]
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Juiced wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
These guys should be easy to find, and there is no punishment too severe for them.

Make them part of the Cubs' bullpen.


Not a good idea. They would walk.

:lol: :lol: :evil:

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:06 pm ]
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Why does his name have two "m"s?

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:07 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Why does his name have two "m"s?


His dad had a speech impediment.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:11 pm ]
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Someone must have put him up to this, right? I can't imagine some teen researching old missing-person reports and deciding to impersonate one.

Maybe the DNA didn't match because it's not really his father? (Don't know what they are comparing it to.)

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:13 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Apparently not . Just heard the DNA test says it’s not him . So , who the fuck is he and why is this being faked ?

Thought you were kidding; holy cats.

This whole thing just acquired the potential to be super-duper bizarre.


Jaw Breaker wrote:
Someone must have put him up to this, right? I can't imagine some teen researching old missing-person reports and deciding to impersonate one.

Maybe the DNA didn't match because it's not really his father? (Don't know what they are comparing it to.)

I would guess his mother that 86'ed herself - or at least her family - would be the way to determine a MATCH or not.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:15 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Apparently not . Just heard the DNA test says it’s not him . So , who the fuck is he and why is this being faked ?

Thought you were kidding; holy cats.

This whole thing just acquired the potential to be super-duper bizarre.


Jaw Breaker wrote:
Someone must have put him up to this, right? I can't imagine some teen researching old missing-person reports and deciding to impersonate one.

Maybe the DNA didn't match because it's not really his father? (Don't know what they are comparing it to.)

I would guess his mother that 86'ed herself - or at least her family - would be the way to determine a MATCH or not.



They probably have his DNA from before. This wasn't that long ago. They probably needed to create a DNA profile of him when testing things when he went missing. Probably used a hair brush or something.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:18 pm ]
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Holy shit that's awful that he faked it.

I feel bad for the family. The grandmother was really happy yesterday that her grandson was back and now she loses him all over again.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:23 pm ]
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How'd you like to be this kid with the FBI about to crawl up your ass to see what they can find?

(not asking you, Bob; we all know you'd be all aflutter with anticipation)

Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:41 pm ]
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He should've done this in Chicago, Kim Foxx would make sure he doesn't get charged


Author:  KDdidit [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:43 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
He should've done this in Chicago, Kim Foxx would make sure he doesn't get charged



He's white :roll:

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