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| Author: | whistler [ Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floor?? |
Ever dropped and splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floor before u bought it? By beverage, I mean any kind of drink. Milk, juice, water, beer, wine, etc. ANything. What happened? Why did u drop the beverage? Did u have too much shit in ur hands and u couldnt hold it all? Did u do it on purpose just to be funny? Tell us a time u dropped, say a gallon of milk and it splattered all over the floor, and made a big fuckin' mess. Did they make u pay for it? Did somebody come and clean it up right away, or did it just sit there for a while with nobody doing anything about it? Did some hungry/thirsty person get down on their hands and knees and actually take some sips of the spilled beverage? |
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| Author: | newper [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
Did u drop on the ground and roll around on it to soak it up? Did it ruin someone's shoes or dress standing nearby? Would u acted different if it was glass or plastic that broke? If u saw one of those pop up wet floor cones, did u put it up? Did u try to kick the remains of the container out of the way, but u just left the liquid there? If someone looked at u, did u try to play it off with a joke like, "Them's the breaks!!" Did u try to blame some nearby kid for doing it? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
https://local.theonion.com/i-spilled-my ... 1819572671 |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
Tad Queasy? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
That's disgusting. How can you take a shit and not wipe yourself? |
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| Author: | hnd [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
i was at aldi's and knocked 2 almond milks out of their box and they basically exploded at the bottom of the refridgerator. I slowly backed away and found someone and said ' someone made a mess with the almond milk"...she kind of looked at me like "someone?"....so as i was checking out i looked down and noticed almost milk splatter on my shoes and pants. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
Had a carton of oj knocked out of my crap by a crazy child while checking out. Boooooom. I’m sure I’ve done it another time too but that’s the most vivid. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
leashyourkids wrote: http://chicagofanatics.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3362 
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
whistler wrote: Ever dropped and splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floor before u bought it? By beverage, I mean any kind of drink. Milk, juice, water, beer, wine, etc. ANything. What happened? Why did u drop the beverage? Did u have too much shit in ur hands and u couldnt hold it all? Did u do it on purpose just to be funny? Tell us a time u dropped, say a gallon of milk and it splattered all over the floor, and made a big fuckin' mess. Did they make u pay for it? Did somebody come and clean it up right away, or did it just sit there for a while with nobody doing anything about it? Did some hungry/thirsty person get down on their hands and knees and actually take some sips of the spilled beverage? My son (2.5yrs) ran ahead of me to grab a 12 pack of "beeee-uh!" he got it but his grip wasn't the best....CRASH. Thankfully there was an employee near, I offered to purchase said 12 pack but my offer was rebuked. I bought an unbroken 12'er anyways out of principal. I didn't want to do, I thought I owed it to them. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever splattered a beverage all over a grocery store floo |
SomeGuy wrote: I didn't want to do, I thought I owed it to them. 
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