If you were smart and had a wit you might think of things like this also. But, then, you don't and you won't.

I kinda like my new sig.

he sounds like every vietnam vet you've ever heard from, born after the vietnam war.

And remember that often mentally unstable people will accuse others of being mentally unstable.

Wowie.
Sure told me,
didn't you, Toadie?
Please continue to
try and defend LTG
with your inane drivel.

Wowie.
Another stupid zinger
from an illiterate bigot.
Next time, little bigot,
try finding some new material.
Your accusations about my PTSD
and supposed mental state
are pretty sophomoric at best
and are not a bit humorous.
Maybe
you ought to try leveling
some racist charges against me
like your butt buddy
LTG does?

I could have stayed
in my profession and made a lot more
money if I had chosen to. But
my body was breaking
down and had to have
a pretty risky surgery and couldn't imagine
myself being able to continue

As someone
who still goes trick or treating
with his mommy holding his hand,
what is the proper way that you receive candy from people, whittle Frankie?
Does your mommy still inspect your candy
when you get to your home?
Does she let you go out with other kids by yourself yet
and just make sure that you are in by dark?
Please let us know since you are so vulnerable.

This is the super educated man
talking. He once read a quote

from Mark Twain. So this chubby wino
is now a graduate of the school

of hard knocks or something.
And from the pile

of vomit he’s currently napping
in, he holds the high ground

to call everyone else stupid.

Also would qualify as bad 80s music lyrics.

You aren't going to stop
Fraternization.
You made that clear. I will infer
that since you have never
stipulated that you will stop.
Its only important that I stop.
Well I'm not.