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Author:  whistler [ Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:54 pm ]
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Have u ever been caught in the act of fucking someone?

This doesnt have to be a cheating situation. It could just be you fucking ur woman or wife. And somebody somehow catches u in the act.

Describe the scenario. Who caught you fucking? And what did each person do after the blown cover?

Were you cheating? Was it your parent that walked on you fucking your girlfriend?

Tell us about your embarrassing situations such as this.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:33 am ]
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Author:  Scooter [ Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:28 am ]
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whistler wrote:
Have u ever been caught in the act of fucking someone?

This doesnt have to be a cheating situation. It could just be you fucking ur woman or wife. And somebody somehow catches u in the act.

Describe the scenario. Who caught you fucking? And what did each person do after the blown cover?

Were you cheating? Was it your parent that walked on you fucking your girlfriend?

Tell us about your embarrassing situations such as this.

No. Go far away. Now.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:17 am ]
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yes and the police did not see the humor in all of it

Author:  whistler [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:33 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
yes and the police did not see the humor in all of it



explain more

Author:  GoldenJet [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:27 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
yes and the police did not see the humor in all of it


In my situation, the police saw too much humor in all of it.

Author:  Rod [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:01 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
yes and the police did not see the humor in all of it



I once got caught in my car parked on whatever K street Queens is on. Probably should have picked a more discreet location. One cop was a complete asshole. The other cop was older. He sent the younger guy back to the car and told us, "Look, I've got kids your age. Go to the forest preserve."

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:57 am ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
yes and the police did not see the humor in all of it


In my situation, the police saw too much humor in all of it.


Move over kid let me show you how it's done...

Author:  GoldenJet [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:51 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
GoldenJet wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
yes and the police did not see the humor in all of it


In my situation, the police saw too much humor in all of it.


Move over kid let me show you how it's done...


In HS, my new girlfriend moved to Colorado. We had just started fooling around. Over the summer, I went out to visit for 10 days. Her mom was either working or hammered. Lot of raw flesh by the time I came home.

Also a lot of outdoor sex. On our way back from a ride into the mountains we pulled over on a scenic overlook. She had a 4-door hatchback with one of those sunscreen things you pull over groceries in the back.

Well, we were in the back with the seats folded down towards the front. She was mostly under that sunscreen. The windows were all steamed up. After a while, we heard a car pull up behind us...cops.

Girlfriend is naked, so she curls up under the sunscreen, leaving me naked, trying to pull my pants on. All the cop sees when he walks up is me, pants around ankles, sitting alone in the back seat.

He knocked on the window, asked if everything was ok...I told him all was good...he walked away laughing.

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:53 am ]
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I could use some help officer friendly.

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:01 am ]
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Stepdaughter came home a couple times interrupting us in the middle but never walked in on us. We thought we had the house to ourselves all night. Slightly embarrassing coming out of the bedroom and trying to pretend nothing was happening

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:05 am ]
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Got caught with a gf a week before I had to go back to school. Fogged windows and parked in an area behind McCormick Place. The cop laughingly gave me a ticket. The judge laughingly gave my dad (who appeared on my behalf) driving/parking instructions to give me when he laughingly dismissed the case.

The next call I had with my dad wasn't so funny back then.

I thought about that when I had to step up for my oldest son when he got pinched for something different in high school. This time he was petrified, but I could see his bp drop to normal when I told him I'd handled it with no problem. And a quick laugh.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:15 am ]
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Good dad

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:22 am ]
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When my wife and I were dating we thought we had her house to ourselves one Saturday. We were in her room. Her bed was right by the door so that the bed was pretty much behind the door. Suddenly her sister comes home and starts to come thru her door. My wife kicked the door and popped her sister right in the face. She got the hint and left but was not a happy camper. She still brings up how her nose got busted. It was quite embarrassing in the moment, but quite funny looking back.

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:40 am ]
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In a different direction...

Any other parents ever walk in on your child and their bf/gf going at it?

That was fun

Author:  tommy [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:31 pm ]
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T-Bone wrote:
Stepdaughter came home a couple times interrupting us in the middle but never walked in on us. We thought we had the house to ourselves all night. Slightly embarrassing coming out of the bedroom and trying to pretend nothing was happening

See that Downy commercial with the grandparents with wrinkly clothes? "Wrinkles send the wrong message."

Made me laugh; it was pretty damn funny.

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:06 pm ]
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tommy wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Stepdaughter came home a couple times interrupting us in the middle but never walked in on us. We thought we had the house to ourselves all night. Slightly embarrassing coming out of the bedroom and trying to pretend nothing was happening

See that Downy commercial with the grandparents with wrinkly clothes? "Wrinkles send the wrong message."

Made me laugh; it was pretty damn funny.


That’s a great commercial. The other good one is the Folgers coffee one where the wife sneaks in to surprise the husband in the shower and finds her father in law in there.

Author:  Hussra [ Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:21 pm ]
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with the husband?

Author:  whistler [ Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:52 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
When my wife and I were dating we thought we had her house to ourselves one Saturday. We were in her room. Her bed was right by the door so that the bed was pretty much behind the door. Suddenly her sister comes home and starts to come thru her door. My wife kicked the door and popped her sister right in the face. She got the hint and left but was not a happy camper. She still brings up how her nose got busted. It was quite embarrassing in the moment, but quite funny looking back.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  GoldenJet [ Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:28 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
When my wife and I were dating we thought we had her house to ourselves one Saturday. We were in her room. Her bed was right by the door so that the bed was pretty much behind the door. Suddenly her sister comes home and starts to come thru her door. My wife kicked the door and popped her sister right in the face. She got the hint and left but was not a happy camper. She still brings up how her nose got busted. It was quite embarrassing in the moment, but quite funny looking back.


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