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Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:40 am ]
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No chance

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:41 am ]
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This can only end poorly.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:43 am ]
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Julie

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:44 am ]
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We are one app away from people coming into your home a actually feeding you.

herecomestheairplane.com

Author:  veganfan21 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:45 am ]
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I think there's a market for it.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:49 am ]
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veganfan21 wrote:
I think there's a market for it.

I hope everyone who uses it gets their shit stolen.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:53 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
We are one app away from people coming into your home a actually feeding you.

herecomestheairplane.com

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  veganfan21 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:05 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
I think there's a market for it.

I hope everyone who uses it gets their shit stolen.


It's not Craig's List bruh. If Walmart is doing this I'm sure they're going to bake insurance clauses and other anti-theft, etc., guarantees into this. Might be a liability nightmare though if either the workers steal stuff anyway, or if the customers make fraudulent claims and Walmart has to bite the bullet or take a PR hit.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:07 am ]
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the people who can afford this don't shop at wal-mart

Author:  conns7901 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:08 am ]
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People pay to have their house cleaned while they are not home on a weekly basis.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:11 am ]
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wouldn't it make more sense to drop the stuff off in the evening when the day is done?

I'm looking for a woman
But the girl don't come

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:12 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
We are one app away from people coming into your home a actually feeding you.

herecomestheairplane.com

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Yea that was good.

The march to zero human interaction is well on the way.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:16 am ]
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veganfan21 wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
I think there's a market for it.

I hope everyone who uses it gets their shit stolen.


It's not Craig's List bruh. If Walmart is doing this I'm sure they're going to bake insurance clauses and other anti-theft, etc., guarantees into this. Might be a liability nightmare though if either the workers steal stuff anyway, or if the customers make fraudulent claims and Walmart has to bite the bullet or take a PR hit.


They are wearing cameras.

Also, I like this touch:

Quote:
One way Walmart is trying to alleviate customer concerns about the service: A biography with three fun facts about their delivery employees.


Well, for one thing, I love armadillos. I studied journalism at a small liberal arts college in Ohio. And I am more or less totally on board with being part of the burgeoning chattel economy!

Author:  veganfan21 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:16 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
wouldn't it make more sense to drop the stuff off in the evening when the day is done?

I'm looking for a woman
But the girl don't come


There are already several services that do that - Google, Instacart, Costco, etc. Think of those as "from store to door." Walmart appears to be trying to do "from store to fridge."

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:17 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
the people who can afford this don't shop at wal-mart

My initial thought as well

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:17 am ]
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veganfan21 wrote:
There are already several services that do that - Google, Instacart, Costco, etc. Think of those as "from store to door." Walmart appears to be trying to do "from store to fridge."


Image

Author:  veganfan21 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:21 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
the people who can afford this don't shop at wal-mart

My initial thought as well


Wal-Mart has to make it economical to keep things consistent with their pricing strategy.

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:24 am ]
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i saw something this morning that appeared to be like a hybrid of the box meal delivery services and Uber eats

basically you could order a 'meal' on a one-time basis and someone would deliver it to you with the ingredients chopped/prepped/etc. like the other services. I guess their angle is that you wouldn't be tied down to a subscription and be able to do it whenever you wanted

all this shit seems fucking ridiculous tho.


like i saw a commercial for a monthly toothbrush/toothpaste delivery thing ? who the fuck would do that

Author:  veganfan21 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:28 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
i saw something this morning that appeared to be like a hybrid of the box meal delivery services and Uber eats

basically you could order a 'meal' on a one-time basis and someone would deliver it to you with the ingredients chopped/prepped/etc. like the other services. I guess their angle is that you wouldn't be tied down to a subscription and be able to do it whenever you wanted

all this shit seems fucking ridiculous tho.


I know someone who has the subscription deal. It makes sense for that profile - single, active social life (i.e. would rather be out than spend time cooking), sufficiently disposable income, frequent traveler. It's the same type of person I could see doing the walmart thing, though that type of person may not be a typical walmart shopper.

Author:  Juiced [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:51 am ]
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"Just put it here fellas! This is better then the robot vacuum that picks up my crumbs and brings them back to me! #Wal-Mart4life!!!
Image

Author:  312player [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:54 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
the people who can afford this don't shop at wal-mart

My initial thought as well



I believe Target or Meijer has free delivery on groceries if ya spend like 120$

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:46 pm ]
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Quote:
One way Walmart is trying to alleviate customer concerns about the service: A biography with three fun facts about their delivery employees.


I can't believe he turned out to be a theif/rapist/murderer. He listed three fun facts about himself on his application, and we thought that was a pretty soild screening process.

Author:  Cashman [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:12 pm ]
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I would not do this, but Amazon had/has where the delivery guy can unlock their door and put the package inside. I read this are launching a garage door one as well.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:08 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Also, I like this touch:

Quote:
One way Walmart is trying to alleviate customer concerns about the service: A biography with three fun facts about their delivery employees.


I'd rather not humanize these people.

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:16 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Quote:
One way Walmart is trying to alleviate customer concerns about the service: A biography with three fun facts about their delivery employees.

Josh enjoys drinking Dr. Thunder, and eating Sam's Choice dog food. And when he's not filling out applications for foodstamps you can find him begging on your local street corner.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:56 pm ]
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Why can't people shop and cook for themselves anymore? I think all these services are weird.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:02 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Why can't people shop and cook for themselves anymore? I think all these services are weird.

Same

Author:  chaspoppcap [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:19 pm ]
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This is a way to keep people employed. Last time I went into Walmart half the checkouts are now selfserve.
This can not end well. I can also see a lawsuit coming from the areas that they will not deliver too.

Author:  Hussra [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:31 pm ]
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Interesting that Wal-Mart expands their home delivery right after the USDA announces an expansion of the use of SNAP bennies for ordering foodstuffs online. Apparently food stamp recipients can even use their benefits to order from those Fresh Direct and Blue Waffle meal delivery services you hear advertised on podcasts; in addition to using food stamps to get groceries delivered from Wal-Mart/Target/Meijer/et al.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:50 pm ]
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Hussra wrote:
Interesting that Wal-Mart expands their home delivery right after the USDA announces an expansion of the use of SNAP bennies for ordering foodstuffs online. Apparently food stamp recipients can even use their benefits to order from those Fresh Direct and Blue Waffle meal delivery services you hear advertised on podcasts; in addition to using food stamps to get groceries delivered from Wal-Mart/Target/Meijer/et al.


That's not bad living. How can I get on this sweet gravy train?

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