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Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Condiments or Spices

You're forced to give up one for life. Which one do you keep?



The above poll is close to 50/50, which is fucking insane to me. Spices is the very clear answer here, right? Who the fuck would choose to never have spices again?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:11 pm ]
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Ideally you'd have both, but spices are more important.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:12 pm ]
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Condiments without even thinking about it.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:13 pm ]
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Ill choose whichever ones the Wal-Mart employees stock in my pantry.

Author:  OscarTangoEcho [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:19 pm ]
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So you're just gonna have your hamburger plain, your hotdog, plain. That salad looks delicious with all that, um, lettuce. But at least you can put a pinch of oregano in that sauce. Knock yourself out.

I'm keeping the condiments. No f*cking mustard? Are you nuts?

Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:25 pm ]
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
So you're just gonna have your hamburger plain, your hotdog, plain. That salad looks delicious with all that, um, lettuce. But at least you can put a pinch of oregano in that sauce. Knock yourself out.

I'm keeping the condiments. No f*cking mustard? Are you nuts?


You can easily make mustard by using the spice, water & vinegar

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Condiments or Spices

OscarTangoEcho wrote:
So you're just gonna have your hamburger plain, your hotdog, plain. That salad looks delicious with all that, um, lettuce. But at least you can put a pinch of oregano in that sauce. Knock yourself out.

I'm keeping the condiments. No f*cking mustard? Are you nuts?

A burger is still edible even if you just throw some cheese, tomato, onion, etc. on it.

You want to take the spices out of the ground beef the burger was made from?

Author:  veganfan21 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:29 pm ]
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I like spiced condiments.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:29 pm ]
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Hershey's Kiss: spice or condiment?

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:30 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Hershey's Kiss: spice or condiment?

:lol: :lol:

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:54 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Hershey's Kiss: spice or condiment?


vegetable

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:57 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Hershey's Kiss: spice or condiment?

:lol:

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:15 pm ]
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The main condiments are what? Ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, BBQ sauce and variations thereof.

People faught fucking wars over access to spices. Is this really even a question?

If you want to get tricky you can try expanding what falls under the condiment umbrella. Like, is vinegar a condiment? Olive oil? Chopped onions? Then I suppose the question is more difficult.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:16 pm ]
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spices are MUCH more important.

condiments are used because XYZ wasn't seasoned correctly

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:17 pm ]
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I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:18 pm ]
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is tomato sauce a condiment?

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:19 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.


But if you give up condiments, then by the transitive property any combination of spices that creates a condiment ceases to exist. That's how this works, right?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:22 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.


But if you give up condiments, then by the transitive property any combination of spices that creates a condiment ceases to exist. That's how this works, right?


I dont know how this works. A spice is a finite ingredient. A condiment is a recipe.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:22 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.


But if you give up condiments, then by the transitive property any combination of spices that creates a condiment ceases to exist. That's how this works, right?

no. no. no. the part of our brains holding the knowledge on how to make condiments never exists.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:22 pm ]
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The hardest part is giving up ketchup on a steak.

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:24 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
spices are MUCH more important.

condiments are used because XYZ wasn't seasoned correctly

Yup

Author:  hnd [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:33 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.


But if you give up condiments, then by the transitive property any combination of spices that creates a condiment ceases to exist. That's how this works, right?


I dont know how this works. A spice is a finite ingredient. A condiment is a recipe.


yeah, basically most condiments require a ton of spices. but spices require no condiments.

ergo the question is stupid.

I'll take spices all day long.

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:38 pm ]
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are salt & pepper considered spices in this question ?

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:41 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.


But if you give up condiments, then by the transitive property any combination of spices that creates a condiment ceases to exist. That's how this works, right?


I dont know how this works. A spice is a finite ingredient. A condiment is a recipe.

Isn't everything finite?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:44 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.


But if you give up condiments, then by the transitive property any combination of spices that creates a condiment ceases to exist. That's how this works, right?


I dont know how this works. A spice is a finite ingredient. A condiment is a recipe.

Isn't everything finite?


You know what? I am tapping out of this idiotic conversation. You're in, uh, Caller Bob.

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:45 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.


But if you give up condiments, then by the transitive property any combination of spices that creates a condiment ceases to exist. That's how this works, right?


I dont know how this works. A spice is a finite ingredient. A condiment is a recipe.

Isn't everything finite?


You know what? I am tapping out of this idiotic conversation. You're in, uh, Caller Bob.

:lol: :lol:

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Condiments or Spices

Telegram Sam wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
I guess I'll take spices, since I can make condiments out of spices and other foods.


But if you give up condiments, then by the transitive property any combination of spices that creates a condiment ceases to exist. That's how this works, right?


I dont know how this works. A spice is a finite ingredient. A condiment is a recipe.

Isn't everything finite?


You know what? I am tapping out of this idiotic conversation. You're in, uh, Caller Bob.


Feels like the perfect spot for The Hawk

The Hawk wrote:
You sissies don't know how hard I fought to make sure you idiots have the freedom to argue over this stupid shit on this message board all day. All you little ones do is sit in your parents basement drinking your Pepsi Free and eating your Tato Skins playing around on your stupid cell phones and calling people my age racist. I'd kick all your sissy asses at the same time.

And everyone knows the only thing you need is a plain steak well done. NO seasonings, no condiments.


The Hawk wrote:
You sissies don't know how hard I fought to make sure you idiots have the freedom to argue over this stupid shit on this message board all day. All you little ones do is sit in your parents basement drinking your Pepsi Free and eating your Tato Skins playing around on your stupid cell phones and calling people my age racist. I'd kick all your sissy asses at the same time.

And everyone knows the only thing you need is a plain steak well done. NO seasonings, no condiments.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Condiments or Spices

I bet I could live without 80% of spices, so I'll take condiments. Now if you consider herbs as spices then that's a different story. I'm keeping my herbs and making condiments.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Condiments or Spices

sjboyd0137 wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
Hershey's Kiss: spice or condiment?


vegetable

Image

Author:  Hussra [ Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Condiments or Spices

whichever one keeps tabasco, cholula, valentina, etc on the table.

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