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Author:  Dignified Rube [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Message to the Jews

To my Jewish friends here, I know some of your brethren are awaiting the arrival of the Moshiach. There is good reason to believe this is happening, because the sun has been unsheathed, where now all are exposed to the righteous light from the Sun of Righteousness, as foretold in Malachi Ch. 4, the light of the Shekhinah. What this means is the Last Judgment is underway, with HaShem separating the wheat from the tares. The wheat, of course, are the righteous souls that possess the seal of Hashem, which is the Holy Spirit, while the tares are the unbelievers and the wicked. Specifically, the Holy Spirit is the Spirit of Wisdom, otherwise called Sophia, which Solomon speaks about in Proverbs as being more precious than rubies, that nothing one desires compares with her. Jacob first received this blessing in Genesis after wrestling with the Angel, and then it became part of the Jewish heritage, whose secrets nowadays has been lost. This was the same Wisdom that Jesus preached to Nicodemus, when he said that one must be born again in order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Being born of the Spirit means receiving the Spirit of Wisdom, which cannot be forced, no matter how well one follows the Torah. Why I am mentioning this is because it is the Spirit of Wisdom that allows one to withstand the Sun of Righteousness and receive eternal salvation. Without it, people will die under the white sun that is now overhead like fish out of water, as stated in the Gemara. The Moshiach has the Spirit of Wisdom, and for that reason, is Israel's redeemer, because he can teach the Jews how to regain it, which they need now. Even your Prime Minister, Netanyahu, looks very pale now with consumed features, because he lacks the spirit. While it is a lengthy topic, the keys for receiving the Spirit is righteousness, composed of holiness and the virtues, calling upon the name of the Lord in Hebrew (which you know how to do better than any people), and finding Hashem's secret place, as in Psalm 91. Hashem's secret place is in Chokhmah. If you find Chokhmah, you can perceive the Ain Soph Aur, the original light in Genesis behind the curtain of matter. When you do receive the Spirit, you will see raining light in all directions, accompanied by a blessing of great bliss. Without having this experience, you don't have the Spirit. Many people, especially Catholics, have been led to believe that they have the Spirit, when they do not.

Rabbi Lazer Brodi has said that there are three things that come in surprise when you least expect it. One is Moshiach. Two is metzia, a thing that you find. And three is a Scorpio. He didn't know what the metzia would be, but it is the Holy Spirit that rests in Moschiach. The Scorpion is the character of Moschiach, he is a Scorpio by nature. You Jews don't have to wait long for Moschiach, because the evidence indicates he is already in the world. It was he that unsheathed the sun, causing the Sun of Righteousness to appear. He doesn't draw attention to himself, because he is so humble, like Moses. Didn't Moses say that someone like he would come?

Because I don't plan to write much more on this board, I encourage you all to seek the Spirit in earnest. And maybe you will find the metzia that will allow you to live in the world to come. Take care, my friends.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:05 pm ]
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Jews like the Western Wall, not the Wall of Text.

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:08 pm ]
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Dignified Rube wrote:
Because I don't plan to write much more on this board,

Image

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:09 pm ]
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Lazer Brodi is my professional laser tag playing cousin from California. Small world.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:18 pm ]
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Dignified Rube wrote:
To my Jewish friends here, I know some of your brethren are awaiting the arrival of the Moshiach. There is good reason to believe this is happening, because the sun has been unsheathed, where now all are exposed to the righteous light from the Sun of Righteousness, as foretold in Malachi Ch. 4, the light of the Shekhinah. What this means is the Last Judgment is underway, with HaShem separating the wheat from the tares. The wheat, of course, are the righteous souls that possess the seal of Hashem, which is the Holy Spirit, while the tares are the unbelievers and the wicked. Specifically, the Holy Spirit is the Spirit of Wisdom, otherwise called Sophia, which Solomon speaks about in Proverbs as being more precious than rubies, that nothing one desires compares with her. Jacob first received this blessing in Genesis after wrestling with the Angel, and then it became part of the Jewish heritage, whose secrets nowadays has been lost. This was the same Wisdom that Jesus preached to Nicodemus, when he said that one must be born again in order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Being born of the Spirit means receiving the Spirit of Wisdom, which cannot be forced, no matter how well one follows the Torah. Why I am mentioning this is because it is the Spirit of Wisdom that allows one to withstand the Sun of Righteousness and receive eternal salvation. Without it, people will die under the white sun that is now overhead like fish out of water, as stated in the Gemara. The Moshiach has the Spirit of Wisdom, and for that reason, is Israel's redeemer, because he can teach the Jews how to regain it, which they need now. Even your Prime Minister, Netanyahu, looks very pale now with consumed features, because he lacks the spirit. While it is a lengthy topic, the keys for receiving the Spirit is righteousness, composed of holiness and the virtues, calling upon the name of the Lord in Hebrew (which you know how to do better than any people), and finding Hashem's secret place, as in Psalm 91. Hashem's secret place is in Chokhmah. If you find Chokhmah, you can perceive the Ain Soph Aur, the original light in Genesis behind the curtain of matter. When you do receive the Spirit, you will see raining light in all directions, accompanied by a blessing of great bliss. Without having this experience, you don't have the Spirit. Many people, especially Catholics, have been led to believe that they have the Spirit, when they do not.

Rabbi Lazer Brodi has said that there are three things that come in surprise when you least expect it. One is Moshiach. Two is metzia, a thing that you find. And three is a Scorpio. He didn't know what the metzia would be, but it is the Holy Spirit that rests in Moschiach. The Scorpion is the character of Moschiach, he is a Scorpio by nature. You Jews don't have to wait long for Moschiach, because the evidence indicates he is already in the world. It was he that unsheathed the sun, causing the Sun of Righteousness to appear. He doesn't draw attention to himself, because he is so humble, like Moses. Didn't Moses say that someone like he would come?

Because I don't plan to write much more on this board, I encourage you all to seek the Spirit in earnest. And maybe you will find the metzia that will allow you to live in the world to come. Take care, my friends.

Yikes...

Author:  MajorKong [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:20 pm ]
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[img]Kenneth,%20what%20is%20the%20frequency?[/img] :eye: [insta]Kenneth, what is the frequency?[/insta] :twisted: [tweet]Kenneth, what is the frequency?[/tweet] :shaking2:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:30 pm ]
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MajorKong wrote:
[img]Kenneth,%20what%20is%20the%20frequency?[/img] :eye: [insta]Kenneth, what is the frequency?[/insta] :twisted: [tweet]Kenneth, what is the frequency?[/tweet] :shaking2:

Ask shakes to give you some help on posting these sorts of items.

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:31 pm ]
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Saw the thread title and assumed America was back as a mult named Luxembourg or some nonsense. It still baffles me that folks respond to Rube in any manner.

Author:  newper [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:19 pm ]
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sini hacked Dignified Rube's account.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:48 am ]
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Dignified Rube wrote:
Because I don't plan to write much more on this board,


Promise?

Author:  Brick [ Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:59 am ]
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Given the past 2000 years, it would be some sweet irony if the Jews were right all along.

It's kind of like when you get mad at your wife for losing your keys and you left them on the counter under your hat.

Author:  Rod [ Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:57 am ]
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Has the red heifer been born?

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:20 am ]
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I've been good about using sunblock, no sunburn for me.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:24 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Given the past 2000 years, it would be some sweet irony if the Jews were right all along.

It's kind of like when you get mad at your wife for losing your keys and you left them on the counter under your hat.
Jerry: Tim, do you think you should be making jokes like that?

Tim: Why not? I'm Jewish, remember?

Jerry: I know, but...

Tim: Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.

Jerry: 5000.

Tim: 5000, even better! Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride.

Author:  vitoscotti [ Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:58 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Given the past 2000 years, it would be some sweet irony if the Jews were right all along.

It's kind of like when you get mad at your wife for losing your keys and you left them on the counter under your hat.
Jerry: Tim, do you think you should be making jokes like that?

Tim: Why not? I'm Jewish, remember?

Jerry: I know, but...

Tim: Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.

Jerry: 5000.

Tim: 5000, even better! Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride.

Shouldn't you be focusing on being productive on your menial laborer job, instead of texting Seinfeld references?

Author:  Nardi [ Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Message to the Jews

Dignified Rube wrote:
To my Jewish friends here, I know some of your brethren are awaiting the arrival of the Moshiach. There is good reason to believe this is happening, because the sun has been unsheathed, where now all are exposed to the righteous light from the Sun of Righteousness, as foretold in Malachi Ch. 4, the light of the Shekhinah. What this means is the Last Judgment is underway, with HaShem separating the wheat from the tares. The wheat, of course, are the righteous souls that possess the seal of Hashem, which is the Holy Spirit, while the tares are the unbelievers and the wicked. Specifically, the Holy Spirit is the Spirit of Wisdom, otherwise called Sophia, which Solomon speaks about in Proverbs as being more precious than rubies, that nothing one desires compares with her. Jacob first received this blessing in Genesis after wrestling with the Angel, and then it became part of the Jewish heritage, whose secrets nowadays has been lost. This was the same Wisdom that Jesus preached to Nicodemus, when he said that one must be born again in order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Being born of the Spirit means receiving the Spirit of Wisdom, which cannot be forced, no matter how well one follows the Torah. Why I am mentioning this is because it is the Spirit of Wisdom that allows one to withstand the Sun of Righteousness and receive eternal salvation. Without it, people will die under the white sun that is now overhead like fish out of water, as stated in the Gemara. The Moshiach has the Spirit of Wisdom, and for that reason, is Israel's redeemer, because he can teach the Jews how to regain it, which they need now. Even your Prime Minister, Netanyahu, looks very pale now with consumed features, because he lacks the spirit. While it is a lengthy topic, the keys for receiving the Spirit is righteousness, composed of holiness and the virtues, calling upon the name of the Lord in Hebrew (which you know how to do better than any people), and finding Hashem's secret place, as in Psalm 91. Hashem's secret place is in Chokhmah. If you find Chokhmah, you can perceive the Ain Soph Aur, the original light in Genesis behind the curtain of matter. When you do receive the Spirit, you will see raining light in all directions, accompanied by a blessing of great bliss. Without having this experience, you don't have the Spirit. Many people, especially Catholics, have been led to believe that they have the Spirit, when they do not.

Rabbi Lazer Brodi has said that there are three things that come in surprise when you least expect it. One is Moshiach. Two is metzia, a thing that you find. And three is a Scorpio. He didn't know what the metzia would be, but it is the Holy Spirit that rests in Moschiach. The Scorpion is the character of Moschiach, he is a Scorpio by nature. You Jews don't have to wait long for Moschiach, because the evidence indicates he is already in the world. It was he that unsheathed the sun, causing the Sun of Righteousness to appear. He doesn't draw attention to himself, because he is so humble, like Moses. Didn't Moses say that someone like he would come?

Because I don't plan to write much more on this board, I encourage you all to seek the Spirit in earnest. And maybe you will find the metzia that will allow you to live in the world to come. Take care, my friends.

Long talk.

Author:  Douchebag [ Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Message to the Jews

Dignified Rube wrote:
To my Jewish friends here, I know some of your brethren are awaiting the arrival of the Moshiach. There is good reason to believe this is happening, because the sun has been unsheathed, where now all are exposed to the righteous light from the Sun of Righteousness, as foretold in Malachi Ch. 4, the light of the Shekhinah. What this means is the Last Judgment is underway, with HaShem separating the wheat from the tares. The wheat, of course, are the righteous souls that possess the seal of Hashem, which is the Holy Spirit, while the tares are the unbelievers and the wicked. Specifically, the Holy Spirit is the Spirit of Wisdom, otherwise called Sophia, which Solomon speaks about in Proverbs as being more precious than rubies, that nothing one desires compares with her. Jacob first received this blessing in Genesis after wrestling with the Angel, and then it became part of the Jewish heritage, whose secrets nowadays has been lost. This was the same Wisdom that Jesus preached to Nicodemus, when he said that one must be born again in order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Being born of the Spirit means receiving the Spirit of Wisdom, which cannot be forced, no matter how well one follows the Torah. Why I am mentioning this is because it is the Spirit of Wisdom that allows one to withstand the Sun of Righteousness and receive eternal salvation. Without it, people will die under the white sun that is now overhead like fish out of water, as stated in the Gemara. The Moshiach has the Spirit of Wisdom, and for that reason, is Israel's redeemer, because he can teach the Jews how to regain it, which they need now. Even your Prime Minister, Netanyahu, looks very pale now with consumed features, because he lacks the spirit. While it is a lengthy topic, the keys for receiving the Spirit is righteousness, composed of holiness and the virtues, calling upon the name of the Lord in Hebrew (which you know how to do better than any people), and finding Hashem's secret place, as in Psalm 91. Hashem's secret place is in Chokhmah. If you find Chokhmah, you can perceive the Ain Soph Aur, the original light in Genesis behind the curtain of matter. When you do receive the Spirit, you will see raining light in all directions, accompanied by a blessing of great bliss. Without having this experience, you don't have the Spirit. Many people, especially Catholics, have been led to believe that they have the Spirit, when they do not.

Rabbi Lazer Brodi has said that there are three things that come in surprise when you least expect it. One is Moshiach. Two is metzia, a thing that you find. And three is a Scorpio. He didn't know what the metzia would be, but it is the Holy Spirit that rests in Moschiach. The Scorpion is the character of Moschiach, he is a Scorpio by nature. You Jews don't have to wait long for Moschiach, because the evidence indicates he is already in the world. It was he that unsheathed the sun, causing the Sun of Righteousness to appear. He doesn't draw attention to himself, because he is so humble, like Moses. Didn't Moses say that someone like he would come?

Because I don't plan to write much more on this board, I encourage you all to seek the Spirit in earnest. And maybe you will find the metzia that will allow you to live in the world to come. Take care, my friends.

Which Wal-Mart are you going to shoot up?

Author:  SomeGuy [ Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:50 pm ]
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Dignified Rube wrote:
To my Jewish friends here, I know some of your brethren are awaiting the arrival of the Moshiach. There is good reason to believe this is happening, because the sun has been unsheathed, where now all are exposed to the righteous light from the Sun of Righteousness, as foretold in Malachi Ch. 4, the light of the Shekhinah. What this means is the Last Judgment is underway, with HaShem separating the wheat from the tares. The wheat, of course, are the righteous souls that possess the seal of Hashem, which is the Holy Spirit, while the tares are the unbelievers and the wicked. Specifically, the Holy Spirit is the Spirit of Wisdom, otherwise called Sophia, which Solomon speaks about in Proverbs as being more precious than rubies, that nothing one desires compares with her. Jacob first received this blessing in Genesis after wrestling with the Angel, and then it became part of the Jewish heritage, whose secrets nowadays has been lost. This was the same Wisdom that Jesus preached to Nicodemus, when he said that one must be born again in order to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Being born of the Spirit means receiving the Spirit of Wisdom, which cannot be forced, no matter how well one follows the Torah. Why I am mentioning this is because it is the Spirit of Wisdom that allows one to withstand the Sun of Righteousness and receive eternal salvation. Without it, people will die under the white sun that is now overhead like fish out of water, as stated in the Gemara. The Moshiach has the Spirit of Wisdom, and for that reason, is Israel's redeemer, because he can teach the Jews how to regain it, which they need now. Even your Prime Minister, Netanyahu, looks very pale now with consumed features, because he lacks the spirit. While it is a lengthy topic, the keys for receiving the Spirit is righteousness, composed of holiness and the virtues, calling upon the name of the Lord in Hebrew (which you know how to do better than any people), and finding Hashem's secret place, as in Psalm 91. Hashem's secret place is in Chokhmah. If you find Chokhmah, you can perceive the Ain Soph Aur, the original light in Genesis behind the curtain of matter. When you do receive the Spirit, you will see raining light in all directions, accompanied by a blessing of great bliss. Without having this experience, you don't have the Spirit. Many people, especially Catholics, have been led to believe that they have the Spirit, when they do not.

Rabbi Lazer Brodi has said that there are three things that come in surprise when you least expect it. One is Moshiach. Two is metzia, a thing that you find. And three is a Scorpio. He didn't know what the metzia would be, but it is the Holy Spirit that rests in Moschiach. The Scorpion is the character of Moschiach, he is a Scorpio by nature. You Jews don't have to wait long for Moschiach, because the evidence indicates he is already in the world. It was he that unsheathed the sun, causing the Sun of Righteousness to appear. He doesn't draw attention to himself, because he is so humble, like Moses. Didn't Moses say that someone like he would come?

Because I don't plan to write much more on this board, I encourage you all to seek the Spirit in earnest. And maybe you will find the metzia that will allow you to live in the world to come. Take care, my friends.


Like I said before, you're a worthless pile of dog shit.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:24 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Has the red heifer been born?

I cannot believe nobody made a DiCaro joke by now.


Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Given the past 2000 years, it would be some sweet irony if the Jews were right all along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=136&v=91DSNL1BEeY

Author:  Nardi [ Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:45 pm ]
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Just today, with the sun unsheathed, it was so fucking hot, I had to kick down the walls of my sukka. And there he was, Moshiach, hitting a 3 run bomb against the Phillies.

Author:  newper [ Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:16 pm ]
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Oh my God we had a thing tonight about if you can call a Jew a Jew or just Jewish. I said Jew was fine depending on your inflection but i guess I am in the minority. Even though you can call a Swede a Swede, you can't call a Jew a Jew... you should call them Jewish. I still think this is stupid.

Author:  Nas [ Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:46 pm ]
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newper wrote:
Oh my God we had a thing tonight about if you can call a Jew a Jew or just Jewish. I said Jew was fine depending on your inflection but i guess I am in the minority. Even though you can call a Swede a Swede, you can't call a Jew a Jew... you should call them Jewish. I still think this is stupid.


I always thought using Jew was offensive (I never asked) until I started posting here. When speaking I believe that I still said Jewish but started typing Jew more often.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:43 am ]
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tl;dr but just for fun:

Image

Author:  newper [ Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:22 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
tl;dr but just for fun:

Image

Roger Hodgson's original first line, but he decided on going for the Mary/Jane duo while working the song out.

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