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| Author: | whistler [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Injuries are parta sports. A pulled hammy, a hernia, a broken foot, a torn achilles, etc. But what about a different sport?: Sex! Ever been injured while fucking? What was the injury, and how did u get injured? Did u fall off the bed while fucking wildly? did u bump ur knee into a wooden bedpost while fucking? Maybe u pulled a hamstring while fucking? And consider the converse. Did u injure ur partner while fucking? Like, say ur girl was on top of you, did u push her back so that she fell off the bed in a backward somersault? |
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| Author: | MajorKong [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
BITCH! MY DICK DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!! |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Many times. back when I was young, I played through some horrible things I had a wire from an old couch jam into me like a needle, I used to play baseball on chicago park district fields. If you slid, you were getting hurt. I'd have a strawberry on my knees and ass treaks from March until July. It was like a stigmata as I'd seriously have a permanent open wound that was always gooey. That would limit a lot of guys. Not me. The pain almost added to the pleasure. banged it against some things |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
I was fucking really hard this one time and a bunch of white shit shot out the tip of my penis. Really freaked me out. Haven't fucked since. |
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| Author: | TomPretty [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:19 pm ] |
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Only a virgin would start a thread like this |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:25 pm ] |
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i find it interesting that good dolphin seems to be the one person always ready to respond in earnest to a whistler thread.... |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
I've had my ego bruised a few times. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Does making a broken hip worse count? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? You really are the mack daddy of Manorcare, aren't ya?
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:03 pm ] |
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Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:09 pm ] |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:28 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? You really are the mack daddy of Manorcare, aren't ya?Robert Johnson had nothing on me with a comparison of the sale of souls. Those were the days, yadda yadda. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Regular Reader wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her. FINISH... THE.... FUCKING... STORY, MAN! |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her. FINISH... THE.... FUCKING... STORY, MAN! I was sitting on a cooler leaning on a tree, hurt from a bike accident the day before. An old friend got me motivated, so that by the time my friend came around I'd gotten loose enough to actually dance with her. She saw I was in pain and suggested that we just leave. I did my best, she had to hell me to my car to take her home the next morning and I was only a half hour late for work the next day since morning motivation could not be denied. But I walked in pain for about a month. Other female friends who knew the story sneered at me for awhile. I still feel pain in the hip to this day. I'll pm you the rest, I've publicly bragged enough. |
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| Author: | K Effective [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:23 pm ] |
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Tell us MORE, Uncle Reader!!! Was the bike okay?!? What's an Amazon, Uncle Reader? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:55 pm ] |
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K Effective wrote: Tell us MORE, Uncle Reader!!! Was the bike okay?!? What's an Amazon, Uncle Reader? Sorry, my aging heart can take only so much excitement from ancient memory lane trips. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Regular Reader wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her. yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
whistler wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her. yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty? The statuesque type. She was around 6' tall. Maybe 135-145lbs-ish |
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| Author: | whistler [ Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Regular Reader wrote: whistler wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her. yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty? The statuesque type. She was around 6' tall. Maybe 135-145lbs-ish oh, thats nothin' to be ashamed of. I wouldnt even call that an Amazon. That's good pussy. Tall and sexy. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Regular Reader wrote: whistler wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her. yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty? The statuesque type. She was around 6' tall. Maybe 135-145lbs-ish Gal Gadot's mother? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Cashman wrote: Regular Reader wrote: whistler wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Does making a broken hip worse count? Well who's was it? She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her. yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty? The statuesque type. She was around 6' tall. Maybe 135-145lbs-ish Gal Gadot's mother? About the same build and complexion. Which reminds me of the first time injured with her. Friction burns. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ever been injured while fucking?? |
Regular Reader wrote: About the same build and complexion. Which reminds me of the first time injured with her. Friction burns. Gotta use the astroglide when going in the back door. |
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