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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
I went to school with a guy named Daroush Mabadi (Mah-bah'-dee). We would annoy him by calling him "Daroush My Booty". We thought that was just hilarious. Looking back it is hilarious- hilarious how fucking stupid it was and how goddamn ignorant to make fun of someone's name. What is the dumbest grade school way you ever made fun of a classmate's name? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
I created a little jingle for a kid named Paul Miller. I sang it to him all fours years of high school. The lyrics and my singing were horrible, but I thought it was funny. I can’t believe he didn’t murder me. Can’t recall the exact lyrics but something like this: “It’s Miller, Paul Miller, We love you, Paul Miller.” |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Alycen Hareas: "Harry Ass" (though she was smoking hot) |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
I'll most likely spend some time in purgatory for calling a girl with one ear van Gogh. I didn't make it up but I was far too old to continue it. I wish I was a better person. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Jerry: Y'know I remember when I was a kid growin up, kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn't believe-- "Jerry Jerry Dingleberry", "Seinsmelled"... Woman: "Seinsmelled"? Jerry: Yeah. What about you? Did people make fun of your name? Woman: Are you kidding? They were merciless! What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy? |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:33 am ] |
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We had a Hispanic girl named Betty Lou in our class and people made up a song to tease her. I don't remember all of it but "Betty Lou from Peru. Came here on a taco truck" was part of it. I gleefully joined in. What stupid shit to do to a kid. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
good dolphin wrote: I'll most likely spend some time in purgatory for calling a girl with one ear van Gogh. I didn't make it up but I was far too old to continue it. I wish I was a better person. I went to grade school with a girl who had a hairy birthmark on her cheek. She was a really nice girl but of course kids made fun of her. Kids are cruel. I never made fun of her though. Probably because my mom told me that if I ever did she would break my arm. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:50 am ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: "Betty Lou from Peru. Came here on a taco truck" Is it bad I laughed at that?   One kid peed his pants in first grade and he was called pee pants for a while. Until another heavy set kid moved to town mid year, with the last name of Atco. He was known as Fatco from then on. I can't think of much else. We were fairly tame in the name calling regard, but we played pranks on everyone and stole markers and pencils and whatnot from eachother. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:00 am ] |
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Jaw Breaker wrote: Alycen Hareas: "Harry Ass" (though she was smoking hot) Is this her? No picture, but it has her birthdate. At 5' 9" and 190 lbs. she might not be smoking hot any more. http://inmate.kenoshajs.org/NewWorld.In ... il/-301828 |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:04 am ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: good dolphin wrote: I'll most likely spend some time in purgatory for calling a girl with one ear van Gogh. I didn't make it up but I was far too old to continue it. I wish I was a better person. I went to grade school with a girl who had a hairy birthmark on her cheek. She was a really nice girl but of course kids made fun of her. Kids are cruel. I never made fun of her though. Probably because my mom told me that if I ever did she would break my arm. Drew Brees used to have something similar on his cheek. Years ago I saw an interview where he was being interviewed by another player, and a few questions in the player asked "What the hell it that on your cheek?" Brees laughed and said it was a birthmark. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Tad Queasy wrote: Jaw Breaker wrote: Alycen Hareas: "Harry Ass" (though she was smoking hot) Is this her? No picture, but it has her birthdate. At 5' 9" and 190 lbs. she might not be smoking hot any more. http://inmate.kenoshajs.org/NewWorld.In ... il/-301828 Interesting...I’ll have to go back and see if I can verify the middle name. I wonder what the disorderly conduct refers to. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:23 am ] |
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"Smell." Dude was rank, though. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Tad Queasy wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: good dolphin wrote: I'll most likely spend some time in purgatory for calling a girl with one ear van Gogh. I didn't make it up but I was far too old to continue it. I wish I was a better person. I went to grade school with a girl who had a hairy birthmark on her cheek. She was a really nice girl but of course kids made fun of her. Kids are cruel. I never made fun of her though. Probably because my mom told me that if I ever did she would break my arm. Drew Brees used to have something similar on his cheek. Years ago I saw an interview where he was being interviewed by another player, and a few questions in the player asked "What the hell it that on your cheek?" Brees laughed and said it was a birthmark. viewtopic.php?f=47&t=110806&p=2899841&hilit=stylized+k#p2899841 |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Not really a name per se but my sister had a very large friend named Debby Buis who was a notorious cheapskate. I mean bad. Her gift to my sister for her wedding was purchased at a garage sale, complete with the "5.00... Jill" sticker on it. It was some kind of dinnerware setting I think. Anyhow, I used to put on my best David Attenborough voice and say "the wild, rampaging Buis thunders across the plains in search of big macs and large fries..." |
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| Author: | IMU [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
There's probably 20 I'd feel terrible about if I could even remember a single one. But yeah, kids are awful to other kids. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Jaw Breaker wrote: Alycen Hareas: "Harry Ass" (though she was smoking hot) She's been a bad girl http://inmate.kenoshajs.org/NewWorld.In ... il/-301828 |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:53 pm ] |
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Jaw Breaker wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Jaw Breaker wrote: Alycen Hareas: "Harry Ass" (though she was smoking hot) Is this her? No picture, but it has her birthdate. At 5' 9" and 190 lbs. she might not be smoking hot any more. http://inmate.kenoshajs.org/NewWorld.In ... il/-301828 Interesting...I’ll have to go back and see if I can verify the middle name. I wonder what the disorderly conduct refers to. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... 6334344175 |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
312player wrote: Jaw Breaker wrote: Alycen Hareas: "Harry Ass" (though she was smoking hot) She's been a bad girl http://inmate.kenoshajs.org/NewWorld.In ... il/-301828 She's been careless with a delicate man And it's a sad, sad world When 312 will have Tad on ignore Just because he can |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Fredo |
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| Author: | whistler [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I went to school with a guy named Daroush Mabadi (Mah-bah'-dee). We would annoy him by calling him "Daroush My Booty". We thought that was just hilarious. Looking back it is hilarious. Fixed. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
One guy in my class had one leg longer than the other. We called him Ilene. |
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| Author: | Ron Wolfley [ Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
good dolphin wrote: I'll most likely spend some time in purgatory for calling a girl with one ear van Gogh. I didn't make it up but I was far too old to continue it. I wish I was a better person. 
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| Author: | newper [ Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumbest childish name you called a classmate |
Curdling Colleen --- probably because I had just heard what curdling meant. |
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