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whistler

Post subject: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:52 am

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I havent fucked her yet but hope to do so in the near future.

But I kissed my first GMILF Monday.

Sexy girl, she is 47 but looks like 28. I'm glad I got her before resident old fart jimmypasta did.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:59 am

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Did she take her teeth out first?

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Rod

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:12 am

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How old a man are you, whistler?

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whistler

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:58 am

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THE BIG 4 - 0!

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:22 pm

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whistler wrote:

I havent fucked her yet but hope to do so in the near future.

But I kissed my first GMILF Monday.

Sexy girl, she is 47 but looks like 28. I'm glad I got her before resident old fart jimmypasta did.

At my age,I just like to watch.......a 47 year old female sucking MY DICK!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:30 pm

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whistler wrote:

THE BIG 4 - 0!

Amazing, same as your IQ.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:01 pm

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She doesn't look 28. Stop lying.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:30 pm

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Did you take her to Jenni's for some ice cream and a romantic synchronized dump on your first date?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:04 pm

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Is gmiltf a gay man I'd (you'd) like to fuck?
No judgements. I mean i went to college.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 6:41 pm

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So it's been a week. Did you at least get yourself a blowjob?

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whistler

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:12 pm

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

So it's been a week. Did you at least get yourself a blowjob?

not yet. Might be a while before I see her again. She is long distance. But we're still talkin'.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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newper

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:59 pm

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whistler wrote:

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

So it's been a week. Did you at least get yourself a blowjob?

not yet. Might be a while before I see her again. She is long distance. But we're still talkin'.

Well if Skunk Baxter can go on to get a position in the DoD, there's hope for anything.

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Steely-eyed Missle Man

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 6:41 am

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newper wrote:

whistler wrote:

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

So it's been a week. Did you at least get yourself a blowjob?

not yet. Might be a while before I see her again. She is long distance. But we're still talkin'.

Well if Skunk Baxter can go on to get a position in the DoD, there's hope for anything.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:33 am

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47 year old grandma= easy

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:48 am

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good dolphin wrote:

47 year old grandma= easy

Yeah something is very wrong if this deal has not really already been closed and repeated.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:59 am

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pittmike wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

47 year old grandma= easy

Yeah something is very wrong if this deal has not really already been closed and repeated.

You missed the part where she looks 28.*

*(I'm guessing it's a Fitchburg mug shot 28.)

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:44 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

pittmike wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

47 year old grandma= easy

Yeah something is very wrong if this deal has not really already been closed and repeated.

You missed the part where she looks 28.*

*(I'm guessing it's a Fitchburg mug shot 28.)

Or dresses herself like she is 28.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: I kissed my first GMILF on Monday

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:44 am

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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47 isnt even menapause yet for most chicks? Even then lube works great

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