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Author:  Nas [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:01 am ]
Post subject:  You can't make this up

https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/serial-ra ... WxE-1RfkYI

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You can't make this up

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Author:  shirtless driver [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:29 pm ]
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https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/woman-arr ... ffic-stop/

Just thought I'd add this because it was a link on the same page as the rapist story and I wanted to make a dumb joke.
"Hold on a sec, her daughter is both Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons at the same time??"

Author:  denisdman [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:32 pm ]
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Better than him trying to join a battered women’s shelter, I suppose.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:44 pm ]
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Atlanta is turning into the new Florida.

But the more interesting thing was a photo linked to a story about Kobe. His wife looks like a shorter Elvira.

Author:  IMU [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:19 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Atlanta is turning into the new Florida.

But the more interesting thing was a photo linked to a story about Kobe. His wife looks like a shorter Elvira.

How about this one?

https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/woman-arr ... ffic-stop/

spmack would. At least back in his single days.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:23 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Atlanta is turning into the new Florida.

But the more interesting thing was a photo linked to a story about Kobe. His wife looks like a shorter Elvira.

How about this one?

https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/woman-arr ... ffic-stop/

spmack would. At least back in his single days.


That's frightening. Across the board.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 7:33 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
IMU wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Atlanta is turning into the new Florida.

But the more interesting thing was a photo linked to a story about Kobe. His wife looks like a shorter Elvira.

How about this one?

https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/woman-arr ... ffic-stop/

spmack would. At least back in his single days.


That's frightening. Across the board.

:lol:

Author:  Hussra [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:50 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
How about this one?

https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/woman-arr ... ffic-stop/

spmack would. At least back in his single days.


dayum, sure that wasn't the dad impersonating the mom impersonating the daughter, brazilian drug kingpin style:

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Author:  Hussra [ Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:03 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Atlanta is turning into the new Florida.


Based on the goofiness of news reports and general fuckery coming out of those states, just about every state south of the Mason Dixon line and between the Appalachians and the Rockies qualifies as the new Florida (the Wal-Mart/Waffle-House belt?). One theory would be the unfit for human habitation weather for much of the year makes folks in those regions nuttier than yer average hilljack--but then wtf is Ohio's excuse. Plus half of Florida traces their lineage back to Ohio. So maybe it's all Ohio's doing. Trump should build a wall around Ohio; keep them from further contaminating the rest of the planet.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:51 pm ]
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The owner of the Grosse Tete, Louisiana truck stop where a Florida woman bit a camel's testicles says the camel should be okay, because the woman had no teeth.

The woman ended up in the camel enclosure to retrieve her dog, which managed to make its way in there when the woman's husband threw some dog treats into the enclosure. That's when the incident went south.

"He did sit on top of her and she told police she then bit him, and, how to say this in a nice way, but, in a 'private area,' and they got the camel off," said manager Pamela Bossier.

Lucky for the camel, the Florida woman apparently lacks in dentition.

"The girl in the back said she didn't have any teeth," said Bossier. "That could explain why there's no bite marks, but we still got a vet coming to check him out today."

The truck stop, about 17 miles west of Baton Rouge, for many years kept a tiger in a separate enclosure, and was the subject of some controversy over its ownership of the endangered big cat. Several attempts to pass legislation to force the truck stop to sell the tiger failed, and the tiger remained there until it died in 2018.

https://wwl.radio.com/articles/truck...&ICID=ref_fark

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