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Helen: Roy's son R.J. said he wanted to learn the cello. Fat chance in Roy approving that!
Roy approaches lunch counter
Roy: Helen, R.J. told me he wanted to take cello lessons.
Helen: Well, yes Roy. Before you object..
Roy: Come to think of it, I thought over his request and realized he has been too top-heavy on sports. For the college admission boards, athletes are a dime a dozen. Another extracurricular activity like music would look good for college applications.
Helen: Great, I must be honest, I am surprised you would approve Roy.
Roy: Nothing is too good for my boy. Besides, it would behoove him to take in some culture.
Roy departs
Brian: Now you can share your gift with R.J.
Helen: Forget that! The Celtics lost again and I need the teaching fee to pay off my bookie!

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:00 pm ]
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Hilarious right?

Author:	Douchebag [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:02 pm ]
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Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:11 pm ]
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If it pisses off LTG, I'm all for it.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:16 pm ]
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Jerry: I mean, so what if I'm funny? Who cares? Elaine: He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show, go see the other show. Jerry: Well, should we leave? George: Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. This woman thinks I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny. Elaine: This is so ridiculous. Can we just go over there? Jerry: I don't have to be funny, I don't care. George: You don't? Jerry: No way! It's completely under my control. Elaine: No, it's not. You cannot not be funny. Jerry: Of course I can, am I being funny now? Elaine: A little. Jerry: Oh, this is funny? I'm being funny? Elaine: Yeah. Jerry: George, is this funny? George: It's funny!

Author:	FrankDrebin [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:38 pm ]
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Author:	badrogue17 [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:43 pm ]
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What’s the deal with this thread ?

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:48 pm ]
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Eaglo wrote: Helen: Roy's son R.J. said he wanted to learn the cello. Fat chance in Roy approving that! Roy approaches lunch counter Roy: Helen, R.J. told me he wanted to take cello lessons. Helen: Well, yes Roy. Before you object.. Roy: Come to think of it, I thought over his request and realized he has been too top-heavy on sports. For the college admission boards, athletes are a dime a dozen. Another extracurricular activity like music would look good for college applications. Helen: Great, I must be honest, I am surprised you would approve Roy. Roy: Nothing is too good for my boy. Besides, it would behoove him to take in some culture. Roy departs Brian: Now you can share your gift with R.J. Helen: Forget that! The Celtics lost again and I need the teaching fee to pay off my bookie!

Author:	W_Z [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:09 pm ]
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I still got that pen.

Author:	Brick [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:12 pm ]
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Darko's getting upset!

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:58 pm ]
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He's fine. But I think he's a very overrated comedian.

Author:	DAC [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:35 pm ]
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It's about time some highbrow contrarian comes in and starts shitting on Seinfeld. Bernstein would say how he never watched Seinfeld but he loved the Garry Shandling Show.

Author:	billypootons [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:38 pm ]
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DAC wrote: It's about time some highbrow contrarian comes in and starts shitting on Seinfeld. Bernstein would say how he never watched Seinfeld but he loved the Garry Shandling Show. i remember garry shandling as being pretty funny.... 20 years later i re-watched most of the first season.... meh, similar to arrested development.... meanwhile, seinfeld episodes remain as funny as the day i originally watched them

Author:	GoldenJet [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:40 pm ]
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Jerry live was not all that funny when I saw him. His warmup act was funnier.

Author:	Nardi [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:08 pm ]
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The show was great. The standup was pedestrian

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Author:	jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:25 pm ]
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Nardi wrote: The show was great. The standup was pedestrian Yeah,I saw him too. He was ok at best. He was no David Brenner.