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I have a dream, most nights. It starts on a playground; there's kids, you know swinging, laughing. Dogs barking, butterflies flapping their wings. And then you hear a rumbling. And over the horizon comes a black cloud. And it's made of cancer. And puss. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes, pulling at their hair and saying "Help! What do we do?!" You know what happens next? Out steps me, wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your life, and you know what I do? I blow every-fucking-thing away. I am getting God's work done. When the whole thing is over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me, and they say "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man, and doing this for us!" And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop."

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:02 pm ]
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https://wgntv.com/2019/09/20/police-on- ... ield-mall/ Black SUV driving through the Woodfield Sears. And they say nothing interesting ever happens in the Mecca.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:03 pm ]
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Disco Pants and Haircuts! Yeah, lots of space in this mall.

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:03 pm ]
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I was there an hour ago. Crazy.

Author:	Brick [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:05 pm ]
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Was there a man in a purple polo nearby?

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:05 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: I was there an hour ago. Crazy. The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!

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Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:06 pm ]
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Author:	IkeSouth [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:07 pm ]
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I'd sure like to think id be balsy enough to grab the heaviest object I could find and smash the back window and smash the drivers head

Author:	IMU [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:07 pm ]
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Love Woodfield.

Author:	WaitingforRuffcorn [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:09 pm ]
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Jeff Bezos wins again.

Author:	W_Z [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:16 pm ]
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I have a dream, most nights. It starts on a playground; there's kids, you know swinging, laughing. Dogs barking, butterflies flapping their wings. And then you hear a rumbling. And over the horizon comes a black cloud. And it's made of cancer. And puss. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes, pulling at their hair and saying "Help! What do we do?!" You know what happens next? Out steps me, wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your life, and you know what I do? I blow every-fucking-thing away. I am getting God's work done. When the whole thing is over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me, and they say "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man, and doing this for us!" And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop."

Author:	IMU [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:16 pm ]
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Honestly, who hasn't wanted to take out a bunch of mall kiosks after walking the mall for 30 minutes?

Author:	Jbi11s [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:19 pm ]
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W_Z wrote: I have a dream, most nights. It starts on a playground; there's kids, you know swinging, laughing. Dogs barking, butterflies flapping their wings. And then you hear a rumbling. And over the horizon comes a black cloud. And it's made of cancer. And puss. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes, pulling at their hair and saying "Help! What do we do?!" You know what happens next? Out steps me, wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your life, and you know what I do? I blow every-fucking-thing away. I am getting God's work done. When the whole thing is over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me, and they say "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man, and doing this for us!" And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop." God I love that movie.

Author:	Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:19 pm ]
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Is Bob Rohrman having a fall sales drive?

Author:	Dignified Rube [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:29 pm ]
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Blues Brothers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIdGxR-aU6o

Author:	Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:08 pm ]
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Oldsmobile, ToysRUs, Bigby & Karruthers and my favorite, Lemmy's Red Hots(Tommy and Speeps understand) all gone as well. So sad.

Author:	whistler [ Sat Sep 21, 2019 2:39 am ]
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I dont wanna see this. I wanna see video of when the car actually crashed thru the door and got inside. That to me is the funny part.

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Author:	Tad Queasy [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:32 pm ]
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Top-notch commentary by the guy taking the video.

Author:	Furious Styles [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:38 pm ]
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4-5 news helicopters overhead.

Author:	Drake LaRrieta [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:40 pm ]
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Probably the most exciting thing to happen at the Woodfield Sears since the Kardashians were there.

Author:	Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:32 pm ]
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The driver

Author:	beni hanna [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:34 pm ]
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Shoulda been the dancing fat guy on the rock commercials from a decade or so ago.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:06 pm ]
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Jesus local news is really the worst. TEAM COVERAGE of Woodfield Rampage! NO INDICATION OF TERRORISM! Fucking hayseeds.

Author:	sinicalypse [ Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:17 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: The driver Looks white to me. Now we just gotta find out where he posted his manifesto now that 8chan is gone. Some of you guys are pretty cool... don't go to Forever 21 today!