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 Post subject: Chopsticks or Silverware
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You are out for Chinese food or sushi with your significant other. Which do you use?


And Panda Express does not count, IMU.

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Chopsticks for sushi meal. Silverware for everything else.
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I try to use chopsticks, but dont always with Chinese food.

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I use chopsticks for all the traditional chopsticks meals.

Panda Express is awful, and both times I had it it was forced on me.

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Chopsticks CAN be used for chinese but it's not meant for sushi. Sushi is meant to use hands only.
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Ron Wolfley wrote:
Chopsticks CAN be used for chinese but it's not meant for sushi. Sushi is meant to use hands only.

This is falsely spread information. Top sushi chefs in Japan have repeatedly said chopsticks with sushi is fine. In fact, sashimi is meant for chopsticks. Nigiri and maki can be either or.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
You are out for Chinese food or sushi with your significant other. Which do you use?


And Panda Express does not count, IMU.



Silverware. Need to look civilized in front o' your significant other.

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Chopsticks for sushi meal. Silverware for everything else.


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I use chopsticks when i eat sushi, but I'm not good enough at using them for other dishes.

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exactly

the chopstick is an inferior tool in just about every way.

Barbaric.

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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
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exactly

the chopstick is an inferior tool in just about every way.

Barbaric.

The Chinese know what the fork is. You dont see them out plowing the field with a couple of pool cues.

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Chapsticks used to have cool commercials. It was always some chick skiing and I think her name was Chapstick Cindy or something.
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Douchebag wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
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exactly

the chopstick is an inferior tool in just about every way.

Barbaric.

The Chinese know what the fork is. You dont see them out plowing the field with a couple of pool cues.


only because they hide when I fly my helicopter over the fields

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When we were in our early 20s a friend of mine prepared a complete Chinese dinner for a girl he was going out with. He even made his own fortune cookies with fortunes like, "You will sleep with a great man tonight." He set the table with chopsticks. The girl was apparently not very sophisticated because she just sat there as my friend dug into the fried rice and chicken kow. She eventually said, "Um, do you have any forks." He told her to check the silverware drawer that was right behind her. She did. But he had removed all the forks and replaced them with chopsticks. She looked very puzzled. Then he pulled a fork out of his pocket and handed it to her.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
When we were in our early 20s a friend of mine prepared a complete Chinese dinner for a girl he was going out with. He even made his own fortune cookies with fortunes like, "You will sleep with a great man tonight." He set the table with chopsticks. The girl was apparently not very sophisticated because she just sat there as my friend dug into the fried rice and chicken kow. She eventually said, "Um, do you have any forks." He told her to check the silverware drawer that was right behind her. She did. But he had removed all the forks and replaced them with chopsticks. She looked very puzzled. Then he pulled a fork out of his pocket and handed it to her.


Man...the 50's were a wild time...




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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
When we were in our early 20s a friend of mine prepared a complete Chinese dinner for a girl he was going out with. He even made his own fortune cookies with fortunes like, "You will sleep with a great man tonight." He set the table with chopsticks. The girl was apparently not very sophisticated because she just sat there as my friend dug into the fried rice and chicken kow. She eventually said, "Um, do you have any forks." He told her to check the silverware drawer that was right behind her. She did. But he had removed all the forks and replaced them with chopsticks. She looked very puzzled. Then he pulled a fork out of his pocket and handed it to her.


Did her fortune come true?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
When we were in our early 20s a friend of mine prepared a complete Chinese dinner for a girl he was going out with. He even made his own fortune cookies with fortunes like, "You will sleep with a great man tonight." He set the table with chopsticks. The girl was apparently not very sophisticated because she just sat there as my friend dug into the fried rice and chicken kow. She eventually said, "Um, do you have any forks." He told her to check the silverware drawer that was right behind her. She did. But he had removed all the forks and replaced them with chopsticks. She looked very puzzled. Then he pulled a fork out of his pocket and handed it to her.


Did her fortune come true?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
When we were in our early 20s a friend of mine prepared a complete Chinese dinner for a girl he was going out with. He even made his own fortune cookies with fortunes like, "You will sleep with a great man tonight." He set the table with chopsticks. The girl was apparently not very sophisticated because she just sat there as my friend dug into the fried rice and chicken kow. She eventually said, "Um, do you have any forks." He told her to check the silverware drawer that was right behind her. She did. But he had removed all the forks and replaced them with chopsticks. She looked very puzzled. Then he pulled a fork out of his pocket and handed it to her.



now that is a chick for me

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