I saw a guy with something like a stick figure family except instead of a daddy stick it had an ar15 and instead of a mom it was a shotgun, and the kids were glocks. It said THIS IS MY FAMILY. AMERICA.
He was driving a Honda.

Also, any stick figure family stickers

I assume you have the completion of at least one 26.2 mile marathon on your resume? If not, your nomination is denied.

So the only people who can think you are a dbag for bragging about something are ones that have also done it?

OBX- oh, you are so proud that you vacationed somewhere

Wall Drug- that place sucks, is a ripoff and you don't have to put the bumper sticker on just because they gave it to your for free

any bumper sticker with the Mile marker or expressway exit of your summer home. Is this some kind of status symbol among the summer home set? denis, can you give some insight?

Wall Drug is a great pick.

Congratulations! You drove through South Dakota and stopped at a gaudy convenience store

Wall Drug is a great pick.

Congratulations! You drove through South Dakota and stopped at a gaudy convenience store

Bernie!

An emphatic +1

Poor parents driving 200 miles just to get past that place. There had to be billboards for it every 15-20 miles starting from 2-300 miles away. My sisters and I were probably beyond hyper by the time we stopped there. All I remember was have a bag of Fritos with chili and nacho cheese for the first time. That place was perfect for the 70's.

Sounds like the famous "throwed rolls" of Missouri.

Sounds like the famous "throwed rolls" of Missouri.

Pretty much.

South Dakota was filled with billboards for tourist spots/traps, even the unfinished Crazy Horse memorial back then.

Lambert's Cafe is fucking awesome though. Almost worth a trip to Sikeston. Almost.

Next you'll be extolling the bill of fare at the Big Texan steak house in Amarillo, TX right?

I have eaten there. The ribeye was pretty good.

We could just turn this thread into a billboard thread.

Hillbilly Junction on the way to Arkansas seemingly had an unlimited budget. I guess there is a high profit margin on cheap garbage made from China mocking the uneducated citizens that make up a majority of the state that can be used to buy billboards to attract the slightly more educated to purchase a "Hillbilly knee slapper" to put on their book case.

With apologies to my parents, if driving with them I'd never want to see the signs for Cracker Barrels anywhere close to their dinner time. It amazed (& disgusted) me how excited they got when they saw a few starting 30 miles away from some suburb of St. Louis in May. My parents have turned into rubes. Old rubes who swear by the 4-5 eatin' spots that they like