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Author:  whistler [ Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:55 am ]
Post subject:  Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
You normally do the nasty in the bedroom.

But have u ever fucked a chick in a public place??

Maybe at a live concert? A public washroom? At ur local VFW? Maybe at your work? Under the bleachers at a football game?

What position did u guys fuck in?

Did anybody catch u guys fucking, and what was their reaction?
Author:  GoldenJet [ Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Author:  chaspoppcap [ Sat Nov 02, 2019 8:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
one of the alcoves at the dome room
Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Sat Nov 02, 2019 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!
Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Nov 02, 2019 10:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.
Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Sat Nov 02, 2019 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 9:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
You should refine yourself directly into a cremation oven.
Author:  Seacrest [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 10:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
FukNuggitt wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.


Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.
Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Seacrest wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.


Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

There must be something in your punch this morning.

If you read my responses I clearly stated that I do not believe that any "punching" took place, regardless of what the article said, or the girl's mom, or the bratty girl.

There is a large difference between being righteous and being self-righteous, and it seems like you skew to the latter, but hey, we're all different.
Author:  Nardi [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Seacrest wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.


Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

You ARE vulnerable to hot takes. See "Trump's quid pro quo". Fell right in line for impeachment
Author:  GoldenJet [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Quote:
Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones' place and says "Jones, I got me a problem and I gotta to go to court - I need a lawyer, do you know any?"

Farmer Jones replies, "yeah, I know a couple of those guys.
One is a hell of a trial lawyer, great guy but expensive as hell; the other, not so great, but the guy sure knows how to pick a jury and he's a lot cheaper."

Wilson thanks his buddy and moves on thinking to himself, well I don't have a lot of money so I guess I know what I have to do.

Wilson's day in court finally comes and the first witness called to the stand is his neighbor Mrs. Smith.

Mrs. Smith is sworn in and the prosecuter asks her, "Mrs. Smith, would you please tell the court what you saw on the day in question.

"Why yes I can", she says, "I was doing my dishes, looking out my window over the sink when I saw Farmer Wilson come out from behind his barn and grab one of his goats".

Yes mam, and then what did you see? "Well after he grabbed that goat he proceeded to drop his pants and fornicate with that there goat!"

Is that all mam? "Well no, after it seemed like he had his way with that goat, the goat turned around and proceeded to lick his pecker clean!"

It was at this point of the testimony that one man on the jury turns to another man on the jury and says "you know, a good goat will do that"
Author:  Nardi [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
GoldenJet wrote:
Quote:
Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones' place and says "Jones, I got me a problem and I gotta to go to court - I need a lawyer, do you know any?"

Farmer Jones replies, "yeah, I know a couple of those guys.
One is a hell of a trial lawyer, great guy but expensive as hell; the other, not so great, but the guy sure knows how to pick a jury and he's a lot cheaper."

Wilson thanks his buddy and moves on thinking to himself, well I don't have a lot of money so I guess I know what I have to do.

Wilson's day in court finally comes and the first witness called to the stand is his neighbor Mrs. Smith.

Mrs. Smith is sworn in and the prosecuter asks her, "Mrs. Smith, would you please tell the court what you saw on the day in question.

"Why yes I can", she says, "I was doing my dishes, looking out my window over the sink when I saw Farmer Wilson come out from behind his barn and grab one of his goats".

Yes mam, and then what did you see? "Well after he grabbed that goat he proceeded to drop his pants and fornicate with that there goat!"

Is that all mam? "Well no, after it seemed like he had his way with that goat, the goat turned around and proceeded to lick his pecker clean!"

It was at this point of the testimony that one man on the jury turns to another man on the jury and says "you know, a good goat will do that"

It's a fuck a chick thread, not fuck a kid.
Author:  Bagels [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
how about fucking a chicken in a public place ?
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Seacrest wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.


Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

What about punching pompous catholics?
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.


Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

What about punching pompous catholics?

You get an extra wafer for that.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
GoldenJet wrote:
Quote:
Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones' place and says "Jones, I got me a problem and I gotta to go to court - I need a lawyer, do you know any?"

Farmer Jones replies, "yeah, I know a couple of those guys.
One is a hell of a trial lawyer, great guy but expensive as hell; the other, not so great, but the guy sure knows how to pick a jury and he's a lot cheaper."

Wilson thanks his buddy and moves on thinking to himself, well I don't have a lot of money so I guess I know what I have to do.

Wilson's day in court finally comes and the first witness called to the stand is his neighbor Mrs. Smith.

Mrs. Smith is sworn in and the prosecuter asks her, "Mrs. Smith, would you please tell the court what you saw on the day in question.

"Why yes I can", she says, "I was doing my dishes, looking out my window over the sink when I saw Farmer Wilson come out from behind his barn and grab one of his goats".

Yes mam, and then what did you see? "Well after he grabbed that goat he proceeded to drop his pants and fornicate with that there goat!"

Is that all mam? "Well no, after it seemed like he had his way with that goat, the goat turned around and proceeded to lick his pecker clean!"

It was at this point of the testimony that one man on the jury turns to another man on the jury and says "you know, a good goat will do that"


In the early 90s a well respected local barrister compared his clients, then on trial for prostitution, to psychotherapists. By saying that they too provided stress relief and a chance to unburden their white collar clients.

Courtroom laughter aside, I never bothered to see if his comparison worked.
Author:  GoldenJet [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Regular Reader wrote:
GoldenJet wrote:
Quote:
Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones' place and says "Jones, I got me a problem and I gotta to go to court - I need a lawyer, do you know any?"

Farmer Jones replies, "yeah, I know a couple of those guys.
One is a hell of a trial lawyer, great guy but expensive as hell; the other, not so great, but the guy sure knows how to pick a jury and he's a lot cheaper."

Wilson thanks his buddy and moves on thinking to himself, well I don't have a lot of money so I guess I know what I have to do.

Wilson's day in court finally comes and the first witness called to the stand is his neighbor Mrs. Smith.

Mrs. Smith is sworn in and the prosecuter asks her, "Mrs. Smith, would you please tell the court what you saw on the day in question.

"Why yes I can", she says, "I was doing my dishes, looking out my window over the sink when I saw Farmer Wilson come out from behind his barn and grab one of his goats".

Yes mam, and then what did you see? "Well after he grabbed that goat he proceeded to drop his pants and fornicate with that there goat!"

Is that all mam? "Well no, after it seemed like he had his way with that goat, the goat turned around and proceeded to lick his pecker clean!"

It was at this point of the testimony that one man on the jury turns to another man on the jury and says "you know, a good goat will do that"


In the early 90s a well respected local barrister compared his clients, then on trial for prostitution, to psychotherapists. By saying that they too provided stress relief and a chance to unburden their white collar clients.

Courtroom laughter aside, I never bothered to see if his comparison worked.


That joke was given to me by an attorney.
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.


Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

What about punching pompous catholics?


You had more than one chance.

No one here is surprised that you took a flyer. :lol:
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Douchebag wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.


Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

What about punching pompous catholics?

You get an extra wafer for that.


I'm gluten free. :(
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

Great one, whistler.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.


Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

What about punching pompous catholics?


You had more than one chance.

No one here is surprised that you took a flyer. :lol:

I tried to kill you by giving you a churro.
Author:  Tall Midget [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Tall Midget wrote:
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.

Only when convenient.
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Tall Midget wrote:
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.


You thought correctly.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Seacrest wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.


You thought correctly.

So its gluten free.
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.


You thought correctly.

So its gluten free.


Sounds like you may be confused about what transubstantiation is.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.


You thought correctly.

So its gluten free.


Sounds like you may be confused about what transubstantiation is.

Is it not the true flesh of christ?
Author:  Nardi [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.


You thought correctly.

So its gluten free.


Sounds like you may be confused about what transubstantiation is.

Consubstantiation is what you are saying. I thought you were Catholic, not Lutheran
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.


You thought correctly.

So its gluten free.


Sounds like you may be confused about what transubstantiation is.

Is it not the true flesh of christ?


You have received communion before.

You can share what it tasted like.
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
Nardi wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Seacrest wrote:

I'm gluten free. :(


I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.


You thought correctly.

So its gluten free.


Sounds like you may be confused about what transubstantiation is.

Consubstantiation is what you are saying. I thought you were Catholic, not Lutheran


Much to my mother in laws original disappointment, I was not, and am not, Lutheran.

And these two terms are not the same.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever fucked a chick in a public place??
seacrest wrote:
You have received communion before.

You can share what it tasted like.

:lol:
Like I said above...
When convenient.
:lol:
Busted.
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