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whistler

Post subject: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:17 pm

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Anybody know some good mechanics in the area? Can be city or suburbs.

Does good work at good prices, doesnt use shitty parts.

Gives good warranty. I'm lookin' to replace brakes and shit.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:29 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
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pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

U ever watch another dude's car fuck ur wife?

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:32 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 am
Posts: 28664
pizza_Place: Clamburger's

whistler wrote:

Anybody know some good mechanics in the area? Can be city or suburbs.

Does good work at good prices, doesnt use shitty parts.

Gives good warranty. I'm lookin' to replace brakes and shit.

Is it ok if they are black?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:54 pm

100000 CLUB

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You need a few bottles of rubbing alcohol and a match. Pour all 3 bottles over the interior of the car and then strike a match and drop it on the floor. Just sit inside the car and whistle and all of your problems will be solved in less than 15 minutes. I personally guarantee it.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:26 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm
Posts: 13340
pizza_Place: Home Run Inn

Nas wrote:

You need a few bottles of rubbing alcohol and a match. Poor all 3 bottles over the interior of the car and then strike a match and drop it on the floor. Just sit inside the car and whistle and all of your problems will be solved in less than 15 minutes. I personally guarantee it.

Stop sniffing rubbing alcohol

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:31 pm

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FrankDrebin wrote:

Nas wrote:

Stop sniffing rubbing alcohol

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:18 am

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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Brakes? Be a man and do it. They're easy.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:44 am

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:15 pm
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Location: Small Fringe Minority
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Ever take a shit on a brake pad

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:52 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

whistler wrote:

Anybody know some good mechanics in the area? Can be city or suburbs.

whistler wrote:

DAC wrote:

We love Northern Michigan. Buying a place there one day when I get closer to retirement. Such good fishing on so many lakes.

Butt out. We dont want dumb Chicagoans who have been strangled by corruptness all their life. We want only pure people here.

i mean, i get you're a (very shitty) mult, but you could at least work on consistency

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:35 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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NOBODY knows any good mechanics??

Where the fuck do u people take your cars? Your cars work perfectly or somethin'?

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:41 pm

Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:19 pm
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whistler wrote:

NOBODY knows any good mechanics??

Where the fuck do u people take your cars? Your cars work perfectly or somethin'?

We all went tankless

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:00 pm

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
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pizza_Place: Pequods

whistler wrote:

NOBODY knows any good mechanics??

Where the fuck do u people take your cars? Your cars work perfectly or somethin'?

we have good jobs and money so our cars are new and don't break.

You on the other hand...

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Looking for a good mechanic

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:26 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:28 pm
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Location: Tinley Park
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

whistler wrote:

NOBODY knows any good mechanics??

Where the fuck do u people take your cars? Your cars work perfectly or somethin'?

we have good jobs and money so our cars are new and don't break.

You on the other hand...

Or buy a high quality vehicle to begin with and avoid needing a mechanic. Nearly 11 years on my Toyota and I’ve needed nothing more than routine maintenance. My parents have a guy in Orland they really like. If that area work for you, let me know.

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