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Author:  Rod [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  Finding Money

With the quarter I found this morning I have found $95.83 on the ground in 2019. Yes, I keep track. You'd be surprised how much money is just lying around on the ground. When I'm riding my bike I'm like a hawk. I can see a penny on the ground from about ten yards away. My take this year includes a fifty dollar bill and the big score I made in spring right next to Paschen Park when I found a five, then a twenty, and then two singles in the gutter. I circled around the block a couple times to make sure I didn't miss anything. And this doesn't even include what appeared to be about $30 in change that I left on the ground outside a parked car right near Telegram Sam's house because it appeared that some guy was going to cash in his change and then dropped the jar and just said "fuck it". But I figured he might come back and I didn't really consider that fair hunting.

Author:  312player [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

You pick up pennies?

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:54 am ]
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Damn JORR, I would’ve picked up the tab at Ram if I knew it had gotten this bad.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:55 am ]
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Is this how you pay for the board?

Author:  Rod [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
With the quarter I found this morning I have found $95.83 on the ground in 2019. Yes, I keep track. You'd be surprised how much money is just lying around on the ground. When I'm riding my bike I'm like a hawk. I can see a penny on the ground from about ten yards away. My take this year includes a fifty dollar bill and the big score I made in spring right next to Paschen Park when I found a five, then a twenty, and then two singles in the gutter. I circled around the block a couple times to make sure I didn't miss anything. And this doesn't even include what appeared to be about $30 in change that I left on the ground outside a parked car right near Telegram Sam's house because it appeared that some guy was going to cash in his change and then dropped the jar and just said "fuck it". But I figured he might come back and I didn't really consider that fair hunting.


Someday maybe you can help Reinsdorf buy a premier free agent.

Author:  conns7901 [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

I found $430 dollars in an unmarked envelop when I worked at the movie theater while cleaning. It paid for my summer class. I actually told my manager when I found it, he told me to keep it when no one came looking for it.

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


:lol:

Author:  Franky T [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:08 am ]
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Image

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
And this doesn't even include what appeared to be about $30 in change that I left on the ground outside a parked car right near Telegram Sam's house because it appeared that some guy was going to cash in his change and then dropped the jar and just said "fuck it". But I figured he might come back and I didn't really consider that fair hunting.


You guys want to see a really funny video? It's about moral conflict.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


In all seriousness I find this fascinating. And a little disturbing :D

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Regular Reader wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


In all seriousness I find this fascinating. And a little disturbing :D

He finds a 50 dollar bill and immediately thinks bad things.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:38 am ]
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He finds a $50 bill, and immediately does bad things like go to Arby's.

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:39 am ]
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Frank does bad things, immediately finds $52

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:40 am ]
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Image

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Nardi wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


In all seriousness I find this fascinating. And a little disturbing :D

He finds a 50 dollar bill and immediately thinks bad things.


Actually with my need for stretching/flexibility given encroaching old age, it occurred to me that picking up the occasional penny would have an unintended benefit.

The $50 bill thing is odd. For some reason I've preferred fifties over hundreds, until now. :lol:

(Yeah, I'm in the old man group that still prefers cash over cards :shock: )

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:41 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Frank does bad things, immediately finds $52


:lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:45 am ]
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You are confusing "bad" with "fucking hilarious", FF.

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:46 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
You are confusing "bad" with "fucking hilarious", FF.

I don't find those descriptions to be mutually exclusive in this context.

Author:  One Post [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


A few things:

1. I also love to pick up pennies. I use it as a reminder to be a wise steward of my money and remember not to waste it. Also, taking a second to bend over, it's a hell of a lot easier way to make money than what I do all day.

2. Grant wasn't a pauper when he died but did lose a considerable amount of his wealth. However, his memoirs sold like hotcakes after he died so his family was really well off after he died.

3. I think the $50 bill is the most aesthetically pleasing of all of the paper currency. The picture of Grant is just really wonderful. It's far an away my favorite bill.

4. Arby's is great, just great. I went there yesterday, that was a good use of your found fifty.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Oh, they are.

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Regular Reader wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


In all seriousness I find this fascinating. And a little disturbing :D

He finds a 50 dollar bill and immediately thinks bad things.


Actually with my need for stretching/flexibility given encroaching old age, it occurred to me that picking up the occasional penny would have an unintended benefit.

The $50 bill thing is odd. For some reason I've preferred fifties over hundreds, until now. :lol:

(Yeah, I'm in the old man group that still prefers cash over cards :shock: )

It's kinda been my thing to latch on to unintended consequences of getting old. Things I had no idea were coming and would have liked to have known. Ear hair, for example. Bending over to pick up stuff. Who'd have ever guessed that bending over is high grade exercise? Stuff on the ground is really far away, I've come to find out.

So pennies on the ground can kiss my ass.

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

One Post wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


A few things:

1. I also love to pick up pennies. I use it as a reminder to be a wise steward of my money and remember not to waste it. Also, taking a second to bend over, it's a hell of a lot easier way to make money than what I do all day.

2. Grant wasn't a pauper when he died but did lose a considerable amount of his wealth. However, his memoirs sold like hotcakes after he died so his family was really well off after he died.

3. I think the $50 bill is the most aesthetically pleasing of all of the paper currency. The picture of Grant is just really wonderful. It's far an away my favorite bill.

4. Arby's is great, just great. I went there yesterday, that was a good use of your found fifty.

I like the hundreds. Lots of bells and whistles.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

One Post wrote:
A few things:

1. I also love to pick up pennies. I use it as a reminder to be a wise steward of my money and remember not to waste it. Also, taking a second to bend over, it's a hell of a lot easier way to make money than what I do all day.

2. Grant wasn't a pauper when he died but did lose a considerable amount of his wealth. However, his memoirs sold like hotcakes after he died so his family was really well off after he died.

3. I think the $50 bill is the most aesthetically pleasing of all of the paper currency. The picture of Grant is just really wonderful. It's far an away my favorite bill.

4. Arby's is great, just great. I went there yesterday, that was a good use of your found fifty.


Yes, that's nice, you're blocking the escalator, Grampa.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Nardi wrote:
One Post wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


A few things:

1. I also love to pick up pennies. I use it as a reminder to be a wise steward of my money and remember not to waste it. Also, taking a second to bend over, it's a hell of a lot easier way to make money than what I do all day.

2. Grant wasn't a pauper when he died but did lose a considerable amount of his wealth. However, his memoirs sold like hotcakes after he died so his family was really well off after he died.

3. I think the $50 bill is the most aesthetically pleasing of all of the paper currency. The picture of Grant is just really wonderful. It's far an away my favorite bill.

4. Arby's is great, just great. I went there yesterday, that was a good use of your found fifty.

I like the hundreds. Lots of bells and whistles.


Ben Franklin always looked like a bum.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Regular Reader wrote:
Nardi wrote:
I like the hundreds. Lots of bells and whistles.
Ben Franklin always looked like a bum.


Eaglo wrote:
My favorite President!

"Mine Too!" -CheapCharlie

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Regular Reader wrote:
Nardi wrote:
One Post wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


A few things:

1. I also love to pick up pennies. I use it as a reminder to be a wise steward of my money and remember not to waste it. Also, taking a second to bend over, it's a hell of a lot easier way to make money than what I do all day.

2. Grant wasn't a pauper when he died but did lose a considerable amount of his wealth. However, his memoirs sold like hotcakes after he died so his family was really well off after he died.

3. I think the $50 bill is the most aesthetically pleasing of all of the paper currency. The picture of Grant is just really wonderful. It's far an away my favorite bill.

4. Arby's is great, just great. I went there yesterday, that was a good use of your found fifty.

I like the hundreds. Lots of bells and whistles.


Ben Franklin always looked like a bum.

He was a drunken mess. Flipped over his horse carriage with 2 prostitutes in it.

Author:  Rod [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Regular Reader wrote:
Nardi wrote:
One Post wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


A few things:

1. I also love to pick up pennies. I use it as a reminder to be a wise steward of my money and remember not to waste it. Also, taking a second to bend over, it's a hell of a lot easier way to make money than what I do all day.

2. Grant wasn't a pauper when he died but did lose a considerable amount of his wealth. However, his memoirs sold like hotcakes after he died so his family was really well off after he died.

3. I think the $50 bill is the most aesthetically pleasing of all of the paper currency. The picture of Grant is just really wonderful. It's far an away my favorite bill.

4. Arby's is great, just great. I went there yesterday, that was a good use of your found fifty.

I like the hundreds. Lots of bells and whistles.


Ben Franklin always looked like a bum.


Can you believe he got so much French pussy?

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
With the quarter I found this morning I have found $95.83 on the ground in 2019.


I found three dead birds and one dead mouse on my deck in 2019.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Finding Money

Nardi wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Nardi wrote:
One Post wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
312player wrote:
You pick up pennies?



I love to pick up pennies. Especially if they are head side up. That is the premier coin to find.

I do some superstitious things sometimes. For example, the fifty dollar bill I found, I immediately took it to the bank and broke it up. No, now that I think about it I went to lunch and used it to buy Arby's. I do not walk around with U.S. Grant in my pocket. That motherfucker died broke.


A few things:

1. I also love to pick up pennies. I use it as a reminder to be a wise steward of my money and remember not to waste it. Also, taking a second to bend over, it's a hell of a lot easier way to make money than what I do all day.

2. Grant wasn't a pauper when he died but did lose a considerable amount of his wealth. However, his memoirs sold like hotcakes after he died so his family was really well off after he died.

3. I think the $50 bill is the most aesthetically pleasing of all of the paper currency. The picture of Grant is just really wonderful. It's far an away my favorite bill.

4. Arby's is great, just great. I went there yesterday, that was a good use of your found fifty.

I like the hundreds. Lots of bells and whistles.


Ben Franklin always looked like a bum.

He was a drunken mess. Flipped over his horse carriage with 2 prostitutes in it.


Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Did I ever tell you guys about my bachelor party at Hawthorne...

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