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Author:  Brick [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:17 pm ]
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So last night I promised that if the JDC thread got to 1,000 pages, we'd do a semi regular review of the rules of CFMB club.

Rule 1: Seacrest will never answer a question. Ever.
Rule 2: 10% of the posters make 90% of the posts. 1% of those posters make 90% of the bad posts on the site. The Hawk is in that 1%.
Rule 3: Only one mult per calendar year is actually good. The rest are created by Douchebag
Rule 4: Fuck Donald Trump(for everyone but JORR, The Hawk, and Cheap Charlie)
Rule 5: All Hail Donald Trump(for JORR, The Hawk, and Cheap Charlie)
Rule 6: long time guy has never left an argument as the loser.
Rule 7: long time guy has never left an argument no matter how badly he was losing.
Rule 8: Don't ever mistake the fact that pittmike drinks too much and looks like a dope confuse you, he is a scientist.
Rule 9: Pulte homes are terrible
Rule 10: 2005
Final Rule: The politics section is to this board what the White Sox are to the city of Chicago.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Rule 6: long time guy has never left an argument as the loser.
Except for when he spent half of Black Wednesday arguing with himself. But I guess then he left as the loser and the winner.
Author:  Antarctica [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:24 pm ]
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The first person to care, loses.
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:33 pm ]
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Well done comrade Rick.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
So last night I promised that if the JDC thread got to 1,000 pages, we'd do a semi regular review of the rules of CFMB club.

Rule 1: Seacrest will never answer a question. Ever.
Rule 2: 10% of the posters make 90% of the posts. 1% of those posters make 90% of the bad posts on the site. The Hawk is in that 1%.
Rule 3: Only one mult per calendar year is actually good. The rest are created by Douchebag
Rule 4: Fuck Donald Trump(for everyone but JORR, The Hawk, and Cheap Charlie)
Rule 5: All Hail Donald Trump(for JORR, The Hawk, and Cheap Charlie)
Rule 6: long time guy has never left an argument as the loser.
Rule 7: long time guy has never left an argument no matter how badly he was losing.
Rule 8: Don't ever mistake the fact that pittmike drinks too much and looks like a dope confuse you, he is a scientist.
Rule 9: Pulte homes are terrible
Rule 10: 2005
Final Rule: The politics section is to this board what the White Sox are to the city of Chicago.

Well done Rick . Needs to be posted to the CFMB twitter account forthwith . Tag QCP in it .
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
badrogue17 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
So last night I promised that if the JDC thread got to 1,000 pages, we'd do a semi regular review of the rules of CFMB club.

Rule 1: Seacrest will never answer a question. Ever.
Rule 2: 10% of the posters make 90% of the posts. 1% of those posters make 90% of the bad posts on the site. The Hawk is in that 1%.
Rule 3: Only one mult per calendar year is actually good. The rest are created by Douchebag
Rule 4: Fuck Donald Trump(for everyone but JORR, The Hawk, and Cheap Charlie)
Rule 5: All Hail Donald Trump(for JORR, The Hawk, and Cheap Charlie)
Rule 6: long time guy has never left an argument as the loser.
Rule 7: long time guy has never left an argument no matter how badly he was losing.
Rule 8: Don't ever mistake the fact that pittmike drinks too much and looks like a dope confuse you, he is a scientist.
Rule 9: Pulte homes are terrible
Rule 10: 2005
Final Rule: The politics section is to this board what the White Sox are to the city of Chicago.

Well done Rick . Needs to be posted to the CFMB twitter account forthwith . Tag QCP in it .

Damnit. Somebody was smart enough to change the password. I was going to go do it :lol:
Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Rule #12: The white male has it unfair and is the overlooked victim. (hat tip: JLN/WFT/ToxicMasc/America/badrogue)
Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Rule # 13

When the White Sox don’t sign a premier free agent, the discussion must begin with everyone hating Reinsdorf, however protocol is an additional 4-5 pages of discussion/groupthink until a consensus is reached that it was a smart move as the said player probably wasn’t worth the money to begin with.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:11 pm ]
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scientist requires quotation marks
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Caller Bob wrote:
Rule # 13

When the White Sox don’t sign a premier free agent, the discussion must begin with everyone hating Reinsdorf, however protocol is an additional 4-5 pages of discussion/groupthink until a consensus is reached that it was a smart move as the said player probably wasn’t worth the money to begin with.


Rule #14: Cubs fans care more about the Sox and Sox fans care more about the Cubs (applies to Caller Boob, Frank, and good dolphin, among others)
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Rule # 13

When the White Sox don’t sign a premier free agent, the discussion must begin with everyone hating Reinsdorf, however protocol is an additional 4-5 pages of discussion/groupthink until a consensus is reached that it was a smart move as the said player probably wasn’t worth the money to begin with.


Rule #14: Cubs fans care more about the Sox and Sox fans care more about the Cubs (applies to Caller Boob, Frank, and good dolphin, among others)

Applies to Juiced for sure
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
FavreFan wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Rule # 13

When the White Sox don’t sign a premier free agent, the discussion must begin with everyone hating Reinsdorf, however protocol is an additional 4-5 pages of discussion/groupthink until a consensus is reached that it was a smart move as the said player probably wasn’t worth the money to begin with.


Rule #14: Cubs fans care more about the Sox and Sox fans care more about the Cubs (applies to Caller Boob, Frank, and good dolphin, among others)

Applies to Juiced for sure


Yep

Rule #15: When in doubt, gif
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:16 pm ]
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Rule #15: any poster named after a country is a racist.
Author:  Nas [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:18 pm ]
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#17 The board was always better 2 years ago and about to shut down.
Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:18 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Rule # 13

When the White Sox don’t sign a premier free agent, the discussion must begin with everyone hating Reinsdorf, however protocol is an additional 4-5 pages of discussion/groupthink until a consensus is reached that it was a smart move as the said player probably wasn’t worth the money to begin with.


Rule #14: Cubs fans care more about the Sox and Sox fans care more about the Cubs (applies to Caller Boob, Frank, and good dolphin, among others)

Applies to Juiced for sure


Yep

Rule #15: When in doubt, gif


Image
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
#18: good guys buy drinks.

#19: gay guys buy burritos.
Author:  Big Brane [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
D) Don't be a jerk! What's a jerk? Anything I deem as being a Jerk. If you choose to join this website you choose to abide by any and all rules in existance or in the future, whether notified or not. This is specific to your actions, comments and postings and allow said information to be provided to those requesting such information when such issues arise.
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Glad to to see that i still hold first place in the real estate in Brick's mind. :lol: :lol:
Author:  pittmike [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:29 pm ]
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The D) is a nice touch.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:31 pm ]
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3A.) All non-native English-speaking mults must sound like Tonto.
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:38 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
3A.) All non-native English-speaking mults must sound like Tonto.


Love me some Juan Bad Hombre.
Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Seacrest wrote:
Glad to to see that i still hold first place in the real estate in Brick's mind. :lol: :lol:

Are the lights on or off in there?
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Kirkwood wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Glad to to see that i still hold first place in the real estate in Brick's mind. :lol: :lol:

Are the lights on or off in there?


Are you testing rule #1 for accuracy?
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:43 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Glad to to see that i still hold first place in the real estate in Brick's mind. :lol: :lol:

Are the lights on or off in there?


Are you testing rule #1 for accuracy?



They are on, but nobody's home.
Author:  Kim Jung Il [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Telegram Sam wrote:
3A.) All non-native English-speaking mults must sound like Tonto.

Dear dumb person,

Were I to use proper english and enunciate in a manner that would be fully respectful of the Queen's English, it would be reasonable to assume that one may question the overall validity of my bona fides.
For example, Mr. Chipmonk Cheeks Costanza, who mind you has made an error in 5he spelling of his own name, may not really be convinced that I am indeed a terrorist leader of a small impoverished Asian nation.
Of course, there also exists, for the more astute amongst you, the realization that I am indeed based on a person who has been dead for several years. That, however, is less problematic than the idea that even if I were alive still I would have almost zero interest in posting on a message board based on the discussion of Chicago Sports talk radio, save for any mention on one Mr. Dennis Rodman, who may indeed spark some intellectual curiosity and could conceivably result in some interaction with this community, were one to completely suspend disbelief in such manners.
Anyway my dear friends, it has been a wonderful time speaking with you this evening. I wish you and your families a peaceful and delightfully spiritual holiday season.

Yours,
Kim Jung
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Antarctica wrote:
The first person to care, loses.


I care
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Antarctica wrote:
The first person to care, loses.


I care

That's why you lose.
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Darkside wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Antarctica wrote:
The first person to care, loses.


I care

That's why you lose.

That's why I care.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Antarctica wrote:
The first person to care, loses.


I care

That's why you lose.

That's why I care.

What a viscous circle we find you in, darling.
Author:  BigW72 [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules of CFMB Club
Rule #20: MOVE
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