Just get yourself a squatty potty. problem solved.
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
Stupid Trump. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
Capitalism Breeds Innovation |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
Curious Hair wrote: Capitalism Breeds Innovation I get your point here, but the people that spend extra unnecessary time in the bathroom to avoid work are more weird than lazy, although they are both. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:28 pm ] |
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have u ever shit on a slanted jenni's toilet? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
That angle will increase the possibility of fouling the seat or having splash back |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
Just get yourself a squatty potty. problem solved.
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
Just put your dick on the side of the toilet. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
my boss seriously spends over an hour a day in the bathroom combine that with a 1 1/2 hour lunch and a good hour or so of smoke breaks and i'm not sure he even works 4 hours a day |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
good dolphin wrote: That angle will increase the possibility of fouling the seat or having splash back If by "increasing the possibility" you mean "shitting on it on purpose," yes. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
KDdidit wrote: good dolphin wrote: That angle will increase the possibility of fouling the seat or having splash back If by "increasing the possibility" you mean "shitting on it on purpose," yes. Oh, it's a lysishitrata. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
What companies wants to do this? |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
tommy wrote: What companies wants to do this? Schools. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:57 pm ] |
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pittmike wrote: tommy wrote: What companies wants to do this? Schools. Man, I thought we were cool, Mike. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
"Thanks to our new work shitter, every day is leg day!" 
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
tommy wrote: pittmike wrote: tommy wrote: What companies wants to do this? Schools. Man, I thought we were cool, Mike. Many poking the bear. 
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| Author: | tommy [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:12 pm ] |
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pittmike wrote: tommy wrote: pittmike wrote: tommy wrote: What companies wants to do this? Schools. Man, I thought we were cool, Mike. Many poking the bear. I can get behind that....
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
An old employee will fall off the toilet and sue. |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
Its gotta be a bitch to jerk off while sitting on one of those things. |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
You realize that this thing is just a patent right and that not a single person is producing/selling this toilet right? |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:51 am ] |
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: You realize that this thing is just a patent right and that not a single person is producing/selling this toilet right? Way to shit on the thread. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
If this keeps people from yakking loudly on their cell phones while sitting on the toilet then I am all for it. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
I can't see this changing anything, taking a shit on a flat surface or 30 degree angle will have no effect. You're still sitting. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
If anything it will stop your legs from falling asleep if you have that issue. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
I’ll just have to shit with those leg savers on that the catchers in baseball wear. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
The better motivator to pinch off and move on is just have someone enter the middle stall. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
If you want people in and out quick..no door on stall. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
312player wrote: If you want people in and out quick..no door on stall. Old school military guys give this zero thoughts. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees |
312player wrote: If you want people in and out quick..no door on stall. My guess is you don't work in HR. |
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