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Let's bury the hatchet, we smoke 'em peace pipe.

My family had very similar lore as Elizabeth Warren's. Which is something I think was very common in mid-20th century America. And it was always Cherokee. Anyway, I never would have dreamed of claiming it on a college or job application. And it turns out my sister did a 23 and me and we have no Indian blood.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

You love gambling and your favorite baseball team lives off government handouts. Pretty sure you are some Indian.

Is there anyone on this board who isnt?

I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.

Nope!
10th generation french on my mother's side and 3rd gen irish on me fadders soide.

Tall Midget wrote:

My experience is they any white guy claiming native roots should be ridiculed. This theory hasn’t led me astray yet and I don’t think it will going forward.

Antarctica wrote:

Is there anyone on this board who isnt?

Yeah I think most people aren’t unless you’re doing the whole “Im black because I have 2% in me” thing

According to Ancestry DNA I am 25% white men and 1% Native American. Whiter and more Native American than Warren.

Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them.

What is the point of this?

Cherokee btw.

Jbi11s wrote:

Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them.

What is the point of this?

Cherokee btw.

Trump Camps. That's why I had to point out my white ancestry in an attempt to avoid the Trump camps.

Nas wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them.

What is the point of this?

Cherokee btw.

Trump Camps. That's why I had to point out my white ancestry in an attempt to avoid the Trump camps.

Will there be tents at trump camp? And s'mores?

Love that shit dude!

Tall Midget wrote:

No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish.

My wife is the same but with Irish.

good dolphin wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Racist!

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Racist!

my brother has an African American girlfriend so I totally have a pass

good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Racist!

my brother has an African American girlfriend so I totally have a pass

There will be no marriage or procreating though. I don't personally have an issue with any group of people making this decision. It is a little offputting when you hear the disgust in the voice of a Dan Bernstein at the thought of having kids/marrying someone who wasn't Jewish.

Author:	Ogie Oglethorpe [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:48 pm ]
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Simple question

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:51 pm ]
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Let's bury the hatchet, we smoke 'em peace pipe.

Author:	Rod [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:53 pm ]
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My family had very similar lore as Elizabeth Warren's. Which is something I think was very common in mid-20th century America. And it was always Cherokee. Anyway, I never would have dreamed of claiming it on a college or job application. And it turns out my sister did a 23 and me and we have no Indian blood.

Author:	Ogie Oglethorpe [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:53 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Let's bury the hatchet, we smoke 'em peace pipe. These puns are taking a walk down the Trail of Tears.

Author:	Caller Bob [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:55 pm ]
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Author:	Antarctica [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 3:18 pm ]
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Is there anyone on this board who isnt?

Author:	Caller Bob [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 3:20 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: My family had very similar lore as Elizabeth Warren's. Which is something I think was very common in mid-20th century America. And it was always Cherokee. Anyway, I never would have dreamed of claiming it on a college or job application. And it turns out my sister did a 23 and me and we have no Indian blood. You love gambling and your favorite baseball team lives off government handouts. Pretty sure you are some Indian.

Author:	tommy [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:08 pm ]
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12 percent Choctaw

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:23 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: My family had very similar lore as Elizabeth Warren's. Which is something I think was very common in mid-20th century America. And it was always Cherokee. Anyway, I never would have dreamed of claiming it on a college or job application. And it turns out my sister did a 23 and me and we have no Indian blood. You love gambling and your favorite baseball team lives off government handouts. Pretty sure you are some Indian.

Author:	sinicalypse [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:01 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: Simple question ch!ef you gay.

Author:	FavreFan [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:11 pm ]
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Antarctica wrote: Is there anyone on this board who isnt? Yeah I think most people aren’t unless you’re doing the whole “Im black because I have 2% in me” thing

Author:	Curious Hair [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:30 pm ]
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Elizabeth Warren is too an Indian, she gave people a Medicare For All plan and then took it back.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:41 pm ]
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Nope! 10th generation french on my mother's side and 3rd gen irish on me fadders soide.

Author:	Tall Midget [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:57 pm ]
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I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape. I'm Polish.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:24 pm ]
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Cooooool! I'll bring guns. Want one? I recommend taking one of my 1911s. I'll show you how to field strip it in 7 seconds. Oh oh and I'll show you how to speed reload! Dude this sounds fun.

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Author:	FavreFan [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:59 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote: I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape. I'm Polish. My experience is they any white guy claiming native roots should be ridiculed. This theory hasn’t led me astray yet and I don’t think it will going forward.

Author:	whistler [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 8:22 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: Nope! 10th generation french on my mother's side and 3rd gen irish on me fadders soide. wow. Pure european. Then what's with ur black-ass avatar?

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 8:27 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote: Tall Midget wrote: I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape. I'm Polish. My experience is they any white guy claiming native roots should be ridiculed. This theory hasn’t led me astray yet and I don’t think it will going forward. What of the lass claimin to be from Eire what with a large boomp on her noggin, mate? Perhaps a target of a wee bit o foon aye? Laddie? Turn not yer cheek by mean of age discrimination... the elder loof a little foon indeed, and by way of experience have a certain talent that is not yet acquired by they yooth.

Author:	Antarctica [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 9:49 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote: Antarctica wrote: Is there anyone on this board who isnt? Yeah I think most people aren’t unless you’re doing the whole “Im black because I have 2% in me” thing If you were born and raised in North America you're a Native American.

Author:	Nas [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:57 pm ]
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According to Ancestry DNA I am 25% white men and 1% Native American. Whiter and more Native American than Warren.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:57 pm ]
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Nas wrote: According to Ancestry DNA I am 25% white men and 1% Native American. Whiter and more Native American than Warren. Bummer

Author:	Jbi11s [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:02 pm ]
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Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them. What is the point of this? Cherokee btw.

Author:	Nas [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:16 pm ]
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Jbi11s wrote: Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them. What is the point of this? Cherokee btw. Trump Camps. That's why I had to point out my white ancestry in an attempt to avoid the Trump camps.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:18 pm ]
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Nas wrote: Jbi11s wrote: Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them. What is the point of this? Cherokee btw. Trump Camps. That's why I had to point out my white ancestry in an attempt to avoid the Trump camps. Will there be tents at trump camp? And s'mores? Love that shit dude!

Author:	Nas [ Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:21 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: Jbi11s wrote: Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them. What is the point of this? Cherokee btw. Trump Camps. That's why I had to point out my white ancestry in an attempt to avoid the Trump camps. Will there be tents at trump camp? And s'mores? Love that shit dude! They're going to be so great we won't need to shower for months or brush our teeth. MANY people will die having fun. Only the best, believe me.

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:54 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote: I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape. I'm Polish. No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish. My wife is the same but with Irish.

Author:	Nas [ Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:58 am ]
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good dolphin wrote: Tall Midget wrote: I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape. I'm Polish. No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish. My wife is the same but with Irish. Racist!

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:04 am ]
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Nas wrote: good dolphin wrote: Tall Midget wrote: I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape. I'm Polish. No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish. My wife is the same but with Irish. Racist! my brother has an African American girlfriend so I totally have a pass

Author:	Nas [ Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:21 am ]
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good dolphin wrote: Nas wrote: good dolphin wrote: Tall Midget wrote: I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape. I'm Polish. No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish. My wife is the same but with Irish. Racist! my brother has an African American girlfriend so I totally have a pass There will be no marriage or procreating though. I don't personally have an issue with any group of people making this decision. It is a little offputting when you hear the disgust in the voice of a Dan Bernstein at the thought of having kids/marrying someone who wasn't Jewish.

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Dec 31, 2019 11:02 am ]
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Nas wrote: good dolphin wrote: Nas wrote: good dolphin wrote: Tall Midget wrote: I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape. I'm Polish. No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish. My wife is the same but with Irish. Racist! my brother has an African American girlfriend so I totally have a pass There will be no marriage or procreating though. I don't personally have an issue with any group of people making this decision. It is a little offputting when you hear the disgust in the voice of a Dan Bernstein at the thought of having kids/marrying someone who wasn't Jewish. We will see. They are co habitating and have a blow up black santa on the front lawn.