Darkside wrote:
There would be a bathroom. But you needs a key chained to a cinder block to use it. And there would be hobo diarrhea sprayed all over. And the toilet paper would be spaceballs the toilet paper.
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Inconvenience Store |
What would you sell if you opened one up? |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
FavreFan wrote: What would you sell if you opened one up? Not sure if I follow. You mean like Hunt's Catsup? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
5 pack of beer. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Ring dings and pepsi |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Nothing but lottery tickets and a single 6 pack of beer and a single pack of cigarettes |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Single serve cigarettes, spiked egg nog, and condoms. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
FavreFan wrote: Nothing but lottery tickets and a single 6 pack of beer and a single pack of cigarettes Ah, OK. That's pretty goddam inconvenient. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Only premium gas. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Truckload of faux championship t-shirts that were earmarked for Bengladesh. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
MAGA hats, Faygo 2L bottles, and framed 8x10 photographs of Louis Farrakhan. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Whatever I sold, I would take check only. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
All my ceiling fluorescent lights would have bad ballasts. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
There would be a bathroom. But you needs a key chained to a cinder block to use it. And there would be hobo diarrhea sprayed all over. And the toilet paper would be spaceballs the toilet paper. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Can I also have a laundromat that has change machines for only two dollar bills and hundred dollar bills? |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Darkside wrote: There would be a bathroom. But you needs a key chained to a cinder block to use it. And there would be hobo diarrhea sprayed all over. And the toilet paper would be spaceballs the toilet paper.
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
In my neighborhood, beef jerky and non menthol light cigarettes. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
I’d open next to a fertility clinic and sell condoms |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
Scissors, but they're all in clamshell cases. |
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| Author: | K Effective [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
I'd collect the $0.10 per container Michigan return fee when I sold you beverages, but only repay the $0.05 NY/PA/etc. fee when you return the cans/bottles. The ATM would only take deposits. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
K Effective wrote: The ATM would only take deposits. Winner |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
I didn't know I needed this thread today.... I'd sell Chore Boy pads, single socks, paper roses in tiny glass vases, shoe laces, spray paint and potpourri not meant for human consumption  . In other words, my store would be exactly like every store. But I would only accept krugerrands as payment.
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
FavreFan wrote: K Effective wrote: The ATM would only take deposits. Winner +1 |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
The only candy I'd carry would be Good N Plenty and Necco wafers. My frozen treat freezer would only have two, melted, deformed and refrozen DRUMSTICKS. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
I'd augment my sales with a small selection of VHS tapes, most of which feature Purdue basketball highlights. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Inconvenience Store |
tommy wrote: I'd augment my sales with a small selection of VHS tapes, most of which feature Purdue basketball highlights. I miss Gene Keady. What an odd looking man and a premiere facemaker |
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