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Everybody ask Spaulding questions.

Spaulding, have you ever had sex with a black guy?

1. If yes, please describe it in great detail.

2. If no, why the hell not?

Goff: Yeah, why the hell not you racist b.itch!!!!!

Beardown: Shut the hell up, Goff. And get out of here. You're dead to us now. Sorry about that, Spaulding. But you know Goff. That's the way he is.

3. Dan Bernstein wants to know, if indeed you had sex with a black guy, if he accidently "wang whipped" you in the face? He asked me to ask you. And he also said you have nice boobs.

Bernstein: I didn't want you to tell her that I said she has nice boobs. God dammit. You can't say that now a days.

Beardown: Oh. Sorry. Now you have to make a disingenuous apology on the air. And pretend that you are evolved. Spaulding is very offended.

Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?

Have you ever reconsidered your life decisions when you reflect on how much time you’ve spent here?

If you weren't white, do you think you would like me?

Answer my first question, dammit!!!

Beardown wrote:

Answer my first question, dammit!!!

Answer my question

FrankDrebin wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Answer my first question, dammit!!!

Answer my question

Yes.

Goff: :shock:

Beardown wrote:

Yes.

Goff: :shock:

Outstanding

Darkside wrote:

Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?

I don't drink beer and don't know who sam and dave are.

Darkside wrote:

Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?

I don't drink beer
:salut:

and don't know who sam and dave are.
:cry:

This is worse than Billie Eilish not knowing Van Halen!

Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined?

What is your favorite Keanau Reeves movie?

tommy wrote:

Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined?

Didn't know they played. Don't follow college stuff much but Purdue expects to suck.

Beardown wrote:

Beardown, do you want to get fucked by the Goff?

Did you and BRick date at Purdue? Is that the explanation for the tension between you two?

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:25 am ]
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Everybody ask Spaulding questions. Spaulding, have you ever had sex with a black guy? 1. If yes, please describe it in great detail. 2. If no, why the hell not? Goff: Yeah, why the hell not you racist b.itch!!!!! Beardown: Shut the hell up, Goff. And get out of here. You're dead to us now. Sorry about that, Spaulding. But you know Goff. That's the way he is. 3. Dan Bernstein wants to know, if indeed you had sex with a black guy, if he accidently "wang whipped" you in the face? He asked me to ask you. And he also said you have nice boobs. Bernstein: I didn't want you to tell her that I said she has nice boobs. God dammit. You can't say that now a days. Beardown: Oh. Sorry. Now you have to make a disingenuous apology on the air. And pretend that you are evolved. Spaulding is very offended.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:29 am ]
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Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?

Author:	FrankDrebin [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:30 am ]
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Beardown wrote: Everybody ask Spaulding questions. Spaulding, have you ever had sex with a black guy? 1. If yes, please describe it in great detail. 2. If no, why the hell not? Goff: Yeah, why the hell not you racist b.itch!!!!! Beardown: Shut the hell up, Goff. And get out of here. You're dead to us now. Sorry about that, Spaulding. But you know Goff. That's the way he is. 3. Dan Bernstein wants to know, if indeed you had sex with a black guy, if he accidently "wang whipped" you in the face? He asked me to ask you. And he also said you have nice boobs. Bernstein: I didn't want you to tell her that I said she has nice boobs. God dammit. You can't say that now a days. Beardown: Oh. Sorry. Now you have to make a disingenuous apology on the air. And pretend that you are evolved. Spaulding is very offended. Beardown, do you want to get fucked by the Goff?

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:32 am ]
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Have you ever reconsidered your life decisions when you reflect on how much time you’ve spent here?

Author:	Hussra [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:42 am ]
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I spend half my free-time shit-posting on the internet. The other half I waste.

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Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:44 am ]
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If you weren't white, do you think you would like me?

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:35 am ]
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Darkside wrote: Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits? I don't drink beer and don't know who sam and dave are.

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:37 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Have you ever reconsidered your life decisions when you reflect on how much time you’ve spent here? No. It's always been a great comfort and at my disposal. I get a kick out of you and the other night crawlers.

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:38 am ]
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Answer my first question, dammit!!!

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:40 am ]
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No.

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:42 am ]
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Spaulding wrote: No. Goff: There it is!!! That figures. I knew it.

Author:	FrankDrebin [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:42 am ]
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Beardown wrote: Answer my first question, dammit!!! Answer my question

Author:	FrankDrebin [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:43 am ]
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Spaulding, When and how did you become a Blackhawks fan?

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:44 am ]
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FrankDrebin wrote: Beardown wrote: Answer my first question, dammit!!! Answer my question Yes. Goff:

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Author:	FrankDrebin [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:46 am ]
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Beardown wrote: FrankDrebin wrote: Beardown wrote: Answer my first question, dammit!!! Answer my question Yes. Goff: Outstanding

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:48 am ]
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FrankDrebin wrote: Beardown wrote: Yes. Goff: Outstanding Oorah as you say.

Author:	Rod [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:51 am ]
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Spaulding wrote: Darkside wrote: Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits? I don't drink beer and don't know who sam and dave are. This is worse than Billie Eilish not knowing Van Halen!

Author:	Don Tiny [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:55 am ]
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Spaulding wrote: Darkside wrote: Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits? I don't drink beer and don't know who sam and dave are.

Author:	tommy [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:09 am ]
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Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined?

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:09 am ]
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What is your favorite Keanau Reeves movie?

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:17 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: This is worse than Billie Eilish not knowing Van Halen! Googled, I know a couple songs obviously, but wouldn't have guessed the reference if you gave me a million tries.

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:18 am ]
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tommy wrote: Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined? Didn't know they played. Don't follow college stuff much but Purdue expects to suck.

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:21 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: What is your favorite Keanau Reeves movie? I liked Youngblood because Swayze and Lowe are in it. If that doesn't count, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Author:	Nas [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:22 am ]
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Did you and BRick date at Purdue? Is that the explanation for the tension between you two?

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:24 am ]
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Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth should do an album of Sam and Dave covers.

Author:	RFDC [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:26 am ]
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Spaulding wrote: tommy wrote: Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined? Didn't know they played. Don't follow college stuff much but Purdue expects to suck.

Author:	RFDC [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:31 am ]
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FrankDrebin wrote: Beardown wrote: Everybody ask Spaulding questions. Spaulding, have you ever had sex with a black guy? 1. If yes, please describe it in great detail. 2. If no, why the hell not? Goff: Yeah, why the hell not you racist b.itch!!!!! Beardown: Shut the hell up, Goff. And get out of here. You're dead to us now. Sorry about that, Spaulding. But you know Goff. That's the way he is. 3. Dan Bernstein wants to know, if indeed you had sex with a black guy, if he accidently "wang whipped" you in the face? He asked me to ask you. And he also said you have nice boobs. Bernstein: I didn't want you to tell her that I said she has nice boobs. God dammit. You can't say that now a days. Beardown: Oh. Sorry. Now you have to make a disingenuous apology on the air. And pretend that you are evolved. Spaulding is very offended. Beardown, do you want to get fucked by the Goff? In his dream world he is in a 3 way with drinky and goff

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:26 am ]
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Nas wrote: Did you and BRick date at Purdue? Is that the explanation for the tension between you two? I don't think we were there at the same time. There's no tension, but if you need an explanation, it's because he can be a pain in the ass.