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Author:  Beardown [ Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:56 pm ]
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We'll start this how we will always start this. It will be a tradition...

Good Dolphin, have you ever banged a black guy?

Now, I know the answer is "yes". I just want you to publicly admit it.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:58 pm ]
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He is a black woman. He’s said so many times.

Author:  Nas [ Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:58 pm ]
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Did you become a Sox fan for street cred?

Author:  Rod [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:27 am ]
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Do you feel superior to other Catholics because you grew up in the Basilica?

Author:  Brick [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:04 am ]
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What year is the best year?

Author:  billypootons [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:36 am ]
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why do you start so many unnecessary repititive threads every time a sports thought crosses your mind? does it make you feel more special if you are post #1 rather than adding thoughts to an existing thread?

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:02 am ]
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Beardown wrote:
We'll start this how we will always start this. It will be a tradition...

Good Dolphin, have you ever banged a black guy?

Now, I know the answer is "yes". I just want you to publicly admit it.


No. One time in class the African American girl sitting in front of me turned around and asked me if she thought I was pretty or something like that. Your boy wasn't the silver tongued devil he is today and totally froze on the question.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:07 am ]
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Nas wrote:
Did you become a Sox fan for street cred?


My dad worked days and the Sox were the only team in town that played night games in my youth. Comiskey Park was a fascinating place back in those days with the exploding scoreboard, OF shower and every pre game was some special show. THis was the era of Harry and Jimmy when watching at home. I also remember the people at the games always being an interesting bunch, lots of cigars and drinking. I don't know why everyone from my age group didn't end up being a Sox fan.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:08 am ]
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MFK: Noisewater, Beardown, Regular Reader

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:12 am ]
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You have described your devotion to Catholicism many times on this board. Do you believe in the story of Jesus as it is told in the Bible?

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:13 am ]
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Who makes the best paczki in/around Chicago?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:14 am ]
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You have often mentioned some events and some happenings with your In Laws that you haven't appreciated. Wisely, you generally say that you mind your business and let most things slide. Has there been one time where you got up on your hind legs and didn't let something they did/said just go by the wayside?

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:15 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Do you feel superior to other Catholics because you grew up in the Basilica?


a basilica really only denotes a church where the pope can say mass

I remember the pope coming to Chicago. My parents brought me to the corner of Milwaukee and Lawrence to catch a glimpse of his car as he drove by. This is practically the seat of north side Polonia in a city that was the center for Polish immigration the height of eastern European immigration with a Polish pope coming to the US. I sat on that corner for an interminable amount of time in a sea of unshowered immigrant humanity. Then his motorcade came past and I saw the man. We would meet again about 15 years later in Rome.

He did not stop at QAS and neither have any of the other popes, so no, it does not make me feel superior.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:15 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
What year is the best year?


Stop pandering. You know.

2005!

Author:  Nas [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:17 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
You have described your devotion to Catholicism many times on this board. Do you believe in the story of Jesus as it is told in the Bible?


Do you believe that Mary and Elizabeth made a pregnancy pact?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:17 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
What year is the best year?


Stop pandering. You know.

2005!
POTY

Author:  tommy [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:19 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Beardown wrote:
We'll start this how we will always start this. It will be a tradition...

Good Dolphin, have you ever banged a black guy?

Now, I know the answer is "yes". I just want you to publicly admit it.


No. One time in class the African American girl sitting in front of me turned around and asked me if she thought I was pretty or something like that. Your boy wasn't the silver tongued devil he is today and totally froze on the question.

"You know we just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives while they're happening."

Back in 1990, I had a beautiful and curvy (and possibly visually-impaired or extremely Christian, in the redistributive--genetically redistributive--way) Latina tell me how much she adored Faulkner and had no one with which she could discuss him, and when the Archer bus got to 35th, I said, "Uh, here's my stop, dude."

Bro hugs.

Author:  Rod [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:19 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Do you feel superior to other Catholics because you grew up in the Basilica?


a basilica really only denotes a church where the pope can say mass

I remember the pope coming to Chicago. My parents brought me to the corner of Milwaukee and Lawrence to catch a glimpse of his car as he drove by. This is practically the seat of north side Polonia in a city that was the center for Polish immigration the height of eastern European immigration with a Polish pope coming to the US. I sat on that corner for an interminable amount of time in a sea of unshowered immigrant humanity. Then his motorcade came past and I saw the man. We would meet again about 15 years later in Rome.

He did not stop at QAS and neither have any of the other popes, so no, it does not make me feel superior.


If I'm not mistaken, it's also an architectural designation.

I may have been projecting there. I always thought we were special being members at Queens rather than one of the many mundane churches in the area.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:21 am ]
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billypootons wrote:
why do you start so many unnecessary repititive threads every time a sports thought crosses your mind? does it make you feel more special if you are post #1 rather than adding thoughts to an existing thread?


The muses take me wherever they wish. It is my hands that are physically typing but they are speaking through me. I am like the Oracle at Delphi. I look into the pit and ask Halas the question for the board. He answers through me.

Author:  tommy [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:21 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Do you feel superior to other Catholics because you grew up in the Basilica?


a basilica really only denotes a church where the pope can say mass

I remember the pope coming to Chicago. My parents brought me to the corner of Milwaukee and Lawrence to catch a glimpse of his car as he drove by. This is practically the seat of north side Polonia in a city that was the center for Polish immigration the height of eastern European immigration with a Polish pope coming to the US. I sat on that corner for an interminable amount of time in a sea of unshowered immigrant humanity. Then his motorcade came past and I saw the man. We would meet again about 15 years later in Rome.

He did not stop at QAS and neither have any of the other popes, so no, it does not make me feel superior.


If I'm not mistaken, it's also an architectural designation.

I may have been projecting there. I always thought we were special being members at Queens rather than one of the many mundane churches in the area.

They wouldn't let the Queens march at the St. Paddy's Day parade, but I don't think good dolphin went to that (for ethnic reasons).

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:24 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
MFK: Noisewater, Beardown, Regular Reader


I've never met Beardown. Ken looks a little too mature but he is a good provider. Even though RR is the oldest, black don't crack.

F: Regular Reader
M: Ken
K: Beardown

sorry Beardown, I wouldn't want to do it

Author:  pittmike [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:28 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Do you feel superior to other Catholics because you grew up in the Basilica?


a basilica really only denotes a church where the pope can say mass

I remember the pope coming to Chicago. My parents brought me to the corner of Milwaukee and Lawrence to catch a glimpse of his car as he drove by. This is practically the seat of north side Polonia in a city that was the center for Polish immigration the height of eastern European immigration with a Polish pope coming to the US. I sat on that corner for an interminable amount of time in a sea of unshowered immigrant humanity. Then his motorcade came past and I saw the man. We would meet again about 15 years later in Rome.

He did not stop at QAS and neither have any of the other popes, so no, it does not make me feel superior.



Being Polish I do remember the Papal visit of JP2 exactly as you did. I stood on the corner of 66th and California as he came by. A framed picture of that was on our dining room wall ever since. For whatever reason though I thought he did say a mass at Quigley but apparently not. He certainly visited or else why go down California to get to Wester and hence Quigley?

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:29 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
You have described your devotion to Catholicism many times on this board. Do you believe in the story of Jesus as it is told in the Bible?


Is there something specific?

I don't think there is any ruling that the bible is a strict history, but generally yes. I think there is some contextual writing in the bible that is suggestive of different meanings than the straightforward reading, including things like numerology. You can find what I believe in the Nicene Creed. I believe in one God...

I have to say, I see myself as a hypocrite in my faith. I knowingly miss or don't follow items. I know enough about it but I fail when it comes to what I would consider devotion.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:32 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Who makes the best paczki in/around Chicago?


I believe it is Kasia's, which you can have flash frozen and shipped to Massachusetts if you wish. You might think it is just another mass produced pierogi. However, Kasia was serving that stuff up in a corner deli long before they became more widely available.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:33 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
You have often mentioned some events and some happenings with your In Laws that you haven't appreciated. Wisely, you generally say that you mind your business and let most things slide. Has there been one time where you got up on your hind legs and didn't let something they did/said just go by the wayside?


I'm still married, aren't I?

I've also said my in laws are great people who I both love and respect. I couldn't ask for a better relationship. There are people who have almost a father/mother relationship with their in laws. I have a father and mother I am perfectly happy with filling that role.

Here is a little story that I live with: after we got engaged, we sat with our parents to discuss the wedding. I had witnessed previous family weddings that had turned into a kiele, with the other sides roots and traditions barely being recognized. I told them that day that I did not want an over the top Irish wedding. They sat there in shock, not understanding in the past that bagpipes, an irish dancing troupe, invitations with st. brigid's crosses, etc. might give half the crowd the idea that I had somehow distanced myself from my ethnicity. I knew it would be an uphill battle but I needed it thrown down because the old lady had so dominated previous weddings and frankly, the people footing the majority of the bill weren't sons of eiren. Well, it certainly didn't turn out exactly how I wanted but there were corresponding moves on my part so that the crowd in the end was singing Stolat rather than cead mille failte. I learned the give and take, not of marriage, but of a happy extended family life in that period.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:37 am ]
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Nas wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
You have described your devotion to Catholicism many times on this board. Do you believe in the story of Jesus as it is told in the Bible?


Do you believe that Mary and Elizabeth made a pregnancy pact?


It is clear from the story that Elizabeth's pregnancy preceded Mary's by at least six months.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:42 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Do you feel superior to other Catholics because you grew up in the Basilica?


a basilica really only denotes a church where the pope can say mass

I remember the pope coming to Chicago. My parents brought me to the corner of Milwaukee and Lawrence to catch a glimpse of his car as he drove by. This is practically the seat of north side Polonia in a city that was the center for Polish immigration the height of eastern European immigration with a Polish pope coming to the US. I sat on that corner for an interminable amount of time in a sea of unshowered immigrant humanity. Then his motorcade came past and I saw the man. We would meet again about 15 years later in Rome.

He did not stop at QAS and neither have any of the other popes, so no, it does not make me feel superior.


If I'm not mistaken, it's also an architectural designation.

I may have been projecting there. I always thought we were special being members at Queens rather than one of the many mundane churches in the area.


How can one not feel superior to churches like St. May of the Woods, with that 60s architecture.

I look at QAS as faux ancient, like something Disney would create in his park to make the sweaty masses think they were looking at an old European church. I prefer the ones in this city built by different ethnic groups at the turn of the century.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:43 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Who makes the best paczki in/around Chicago?


I believe it is Kasia's, which you can have flash frozen and shipped to Massachusetts if you wish. You might think it is just another mass produced pierogi. However, Kasia was serving that stuff up in a corner deli long before they became more widely available.


Thanks, but what about paczki?

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:46 am ]
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tommy wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Do you feel superior to other Catholics because you grew up in the Basilica?


a basilica really only denotes a church where the pope can say mass

I remember the pope coming to Chicago. My parents brought me to the corner of Milwaukee and Lawrence to catch a glimpse of his car as he drove by. This is practically the seat of north side Polonia in a city that was the center for Polish immigration the height of eastern European immigration with a Polish pope coming to the US. I sat on that corner for an interminable amount of time in a sea of unshowered immigrant humanity. Then his motorcade came past and I saw the man. We would meet again about 15 years later in Rome.

He did not stop at QAS and neither have any of the other popes, so no, it does not make me feel superior.


If I'm not mistaken, it's also an architectural designation.

I may have been projecting there. I always thought we were special being members at Queens rather than one of the many mundane churches in the area.

They wouldn't let the Queens march at the St. Paddy's Day parade, but I don't think good dolphin went to that (for ethnic reasons).


I have marched in several St. Patrick's Day parades as well as Polish Constitution Day parades. I have marched in more parades across this state than I care to remember. There was one time where I was organizing a march down state. One of the families marching with me had a very cute foreign exchange student from Germany living with them, for whatever reason. I talked her up, telling her she had to come up to Chicago for the Christkindlemarket and Lincoln Square. The family looked at me like I was stealing Little Ricky's girlfriend from Better Off Dead.

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:47 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Who makes the best paczki in/around Chicago?


I believe it is Kasia's, which you can have flash frozen and shipped to Massachusetts if you wish. You might think it is just another mass produced pierogi. However, Kasia was serving that stuff up in a corner deli long before they became more widely available.


Thanks, but what about paczki?
Theres an easy joke there for someone more willing to offend :lol:

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