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How is it that you have not seen Roadhouse, as it is the Citizen Kane of redneck cinema?
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| Author: | Beardown [ Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ask Dr. Kenneth Noisewater questions |
Doc, can you give us the names of all the black guys you have banged? Who was your favorite? Goff: Better be me, mother fucker!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:39 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: Doc, can you give us the names of all the black guys you have banged? I cannot. I will say I had never spoken to a black person before I went to college. I had never spoken to a Jewish person either. My college roommate was Jewish. Great guy. I wish I had grown up in a more diverse environment. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:45 pm ] |
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And thanks for spelling my name correctly. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:47 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: Doc, can you give us the names of all the black guys you have banged? I cannot. I will say I had never spoken to a black person before I went to college. I had never spoken to a Jewish person either. My college roommate was Jewish. Great guy. I wish I had grown up in a more diverse environment. I was talking post marriage. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:48 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: Doc, can you give us the names of all the black guys you have banged? I cannot. I will say I had never spoken to a black person before I went to college. I had never spoken to a Jewish person either. My college roommate was Jewish. Great guy. I wish I had grown up in a more diverse environment. I was talking post marriage. I thought I was clear that I didn’t remember their names. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:54 pm ] |
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How great will (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky be? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:01 am ] |
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Nas wrote: How great will (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky be? I think at the least...he’ll be good enough. He’s not the problem. |
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| Author: | newper [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:03 am ] |
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Who you got in Dr. Oz vs. Mark Wahlberg? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:06 am ] |
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newper wrote: Who you got in Dr. Oz vs. Mark Wahlberg? I really wish I knew what this question means. Sounds intriguing. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:06 am ] |
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They are having a push up contest and if breakfast is important. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:11 am ] |
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Old school tractors vs. new school tractors...who you got? Are you down with GPS or fix in the field? Are you pissed that the new tractors are always owned by the companies because of the manufacture owned software updates? Big brother farmer. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:35 am ] |
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Mr. Reason wrote: Old school tractors vs. new school tractors...who you got? Are you down with GPS or fix in the field? Are you pissed that the new tractors are always owned by the companies because of the manufacture owned software updates? Big brother farmer. When I was 5, I jumped on a running Super M and kicked it in gear. My brother almost killed himself jumping up on the open cab to stop it before I hit the gas tanks. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:43 am ] |
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In Champaign, Illinois. Do you just eventually get used to the cow shit smell? Where it's no big deal. I know it depends on the wind. But when I was there a couple of times, the wind was against me. |
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| Author: | newper [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:54 am ] |
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Do you think Bruce Springsteen ever got over being second best to John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:57 am ] |
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Beardown wrote: In Champaign, Illinois. Do you just eventually get used to the cow shit smell? Where it's no big deal. I know it depends on the wind. But when I was there a couple of times, the wind was against me. I grew up next to a pig farm, down wind, without a/c, so after the open window pig farm morning smell, the South Farms were an air freshener. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:25 am ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: In Champaign, Illinois. Do you just eventually get used to the cow shit smell? Where it's no big deal. I know it depends on the wind. But when I was there a couple of times, the wind was against me. I grew up next to a pig farm, down wind, without a/c, so after the open window pig farm morning smell, the South Farms were an air freshener. Holy Shit, you poor guy. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:31 am ] |
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What is your Mother's maiden name? What was the name of your first pet? I have a number of follow up questions. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:32 am ] |
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which CFMB podcast guest most surprised and or impressed you? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:45 am ] |
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Has Mac reached out to you and asked you to sit in for Parkins? Did he thank you for resurrecting his career? |
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| Author: | tommy [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:49 am ] |
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What were you wearing in them podcasts? Was it worth it wearing what you wore? |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:56 am ] |
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How is it that you have not seen Roadhouse, as it is the Citizen Kane of redneck cinema? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:08 am ] |
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Did RFDC ever send you that case of McDonald's hot mustard? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:10 am ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: How is it that you have not seen Roadhouse, as it is the Citizen Kane of redneck cinema?
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:18 am ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: What is your Mother's maiden name? Smith Telegram Sam wrote: What was the name of your first pet? Smith Telegram Sam wrote: I have a number of follow up questions. xxx-xx-1234 |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:22 am ] |
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billypootons wrote: which CFMB podcast guest most surprised and or impressed you? I enjoyed doing the podcast with everybody. The one I think is underrated and probably wasn't listened to as much because it was about golf was the one Ugie and Frank did. A rare 3-way that I thought was pretty funny. Most of my 3-ways are deadly serious. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:24 am ] |
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Nas wrote: Has Mac reached out to you and asked you to sit in for Parkins? Did he thank you for resurrecting his career? I really thought The Score would come calling at some point and I would have to decide whether I'd be willing to take the pay cut. But, alas... I don't think it is a coincidence that Mac and Parkins' careers each took off after doing the podcast. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:26 am ] |
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:27 am ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: How is it that you have not seen Roadhouse, as it is the Citizen Kane of redneck cinema? The theater was 30 minutes away if you had a motor vehicle and don't get me started on Betamax options. In fact, even our record player didn't work so I had to spin the albums we had by hand to listen to them through the console speaker (that's actually a true story). |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:30 am ] |
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Don Tiny wrote: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? I grew up in the Hardcore South that is North Central Illinois and you think I was watching Monty Python? I did work for PBS for a few years. So, I guess you got lucky. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:41 am ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Telegram Sam wrote: How is it that you have not seen Roadhouse, as it is the Citizen Kane of redneck cinema? The theater was 30 minutes away if you had a motor vehicle and don't get me started on Betamax options. In fact, even our record player didn't work so I had to spin the albums we had by hand to listen to them through the console speaker (that's actually a true story). Ok, Nell. How about in the ensuing three decades? |
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