It's family that says they love you and just wants to spend time together but seems as if they are actively trying to drive you crazy.

We have a birthday! We should go out and celebrate. Which means hey son why don't you pay for a fancy dinner? Yeah because you spend all that money and food on the other son because he's a frigging tool and he does shit for you and has shit for brains we are expected to shoulder every goddamn burden and pay for things like we have some sort of money tree in our backyard. And you know how we got that tree? Luck. Good Luck. Great Luck. The Best Luck. No work. No sacrifice. No solid decision making. No strategic plans of any sort. No because it's kind of the right thing to do even if it's difficult.

And this isn't mentioned once casually. NOOOOOOO we have to have to beat the horse well after expiration. Birthday. Dinner. Birthday. Special. Birthday. Fun. Sitting at the table with those shitheads for 2 hours and paying about $500 a time for it is like...well the worst experience ever. I think it's what having your balls ripped out thru your nose would feel like but I can't speak from experience. I'd almost prefer them demand we take them out to dinner 4 times a year and host 2 holidays, at least I could respect the honesty.

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK THAT! If I ever am in a position to take a husband again, damn sure he's going to be an orphan.

It's family that says they love you and just wants to spend time together but seems as if they are actively trying to drive you crazy.

We have a birthday! We should go out and celebrate. Which means hey son why don't you pay for a fancy dinner? Yeah because you spend all that money and food on the other son because he's a frigging tool and he does shit for you and has shit for brains we are expected to shoulder every goddamn burden and pay for things like we have some sort of money tree in our backyard. And you know how we got that tree? Luck. Good Luck. Great Luck. The Best Luck. No work. No sacrifice. No solid decision making. No strategic plans of any sort. No because it's kind of the right thing to do even if it's difficult.

And this isn't mentioned once casually. NOOOOOOO we have to have to beat the horse well after expiration. Birthday. Dinner. Birthday. Special. Birthday. Fun. Sitting at the table with those shitheads for 2 hours and paying about $500 a time for it is like...well the worst experience ever. I think it's what having your balls ripped out thru your nose would feel like but I can't speak from experience. I'd almost prefer them demand we take them out to dinner 4 times a year and host 2 holidays, at least I could respect the honesty.

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK THAT! If I ever am in a position to take a husband again, damn sure he's going to be an orphan.

No, we almost never see him. I see him maybe twice a year and my husband might see him once or twice more if he shows up at one of our kids' things.

They do hand it to him. He puts it on the table or in the direction of my husband, then it gets awkward. They don't like paying for us because there are 4 of us and they think "we have money".

They do hand it to him. He puts it on the table or in the direction of my husband, then it gets awkward. They don't like paying for us because there are 4 of us and they think "we have money".

My family thinks we do too. I get stuck with more Bills than female guest stars on the cosby show.

One of my in-laws almost killed me with a chainsaw.

I think we have a winner.

My in laws only try to borrow money.

We haven't seen my FIL in 6 years

I didnt knlw this would be an inlaw dick measuring contest. We haven't seen my FIL in 6 years, and my MIL has been in rehab 4 times now I think.

Seacrest has some good ideas, or just flat out say "We're not going."

My in laws are great...this time

My 1st wife’s parents were insane.

I feel bad for my wife. Her father in law...he’s a fucking jackass.

I also feel bad for my wife. Her husband is a fucking jackass.

My wife is by far the youngest in her family and most of them still treat her like the baby so we often aren't expected to pay. I'm fine with that.

However, I've never seen my brother-in-law the priest go in his pocket, which makes him the same as every other priest I have ever known.

My wife is by far the youngest in her family and most of them still treat her like the baby so we often aren't expected to pay. I'm fine with that.

However, I've never seen my brother-in-law the priest go in his pocket, which makes him the same as every other priest I have ever known.