It is currently Sun Nov 24, 2024 6:29 pm

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 39 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:08 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
Posts: 23915
pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place
anyone got any inneresting stories? gonna take my daughter for her first spin this weekend. figure we'll hop on the Ike, take LSD/Sheridan up to Evanston and ease on back to Oak Park via Edens/Cicero/North Ave.

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:09 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92047
Location: To the left of my post
I was taught in a cemetery because I couldn't kill anyone.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:11 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:50 pm
Posts: 16078
pizza_Place: Malnati's
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I was taught in a cemetery because I couldn't kill anyone.


Dark but still a decent line.

_________________
Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:11 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43569
Maywood is nice

_________________
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:12 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:55 am
Posts: 6549
pizza_Place: Giordano's
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I was taught in a cemetery because I couldn't kill anyone.



I see what you did there.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:12 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65767
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.
My parents first had me drive in an industrial park on weekends.

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014
bigfan wrote:
Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:13 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"
Do they still have the requirement for parents to turn in a log showing that they supervised X# of hours with their 16 yr old driver? That was a royal pain in the ass (to make up).

_________________
There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:14 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's
Darkside wrote:
My parents first had me drive in an industrial park on weekends.
Similarly, I learned in empty or sparsely filled Ford City parking lots.

_________________
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's more fun to be a victim
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:17 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 13, 2005 4:47 pm
Posts: 28634
Location: computer
pizza_Place: Salerno's
I had to learn how to drive stick by myself.

My Dad had bought my Mom a new car and I inherited hers. It was a 1989 Ford Probe GT and I fkn loved that car. Anyway, it was in the shop and they traded in my Bronco. My Dad drops me of at the mechanic and says.
O.k., drive home...

I understood clutches from riding motorcycles and three-wheelers, but it was still a giant pain in the ass during rush hour.
so, you could take that approach, but I would not recommend it.

Otherwise. A school parking lot is a great place to start.

Industrial park is a good idea too!

_________________
@audioidkid
spaulding wrote:
Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:18 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's
Or just do the world a favor and don't put another woman on the road.

_________________
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's more fun to be a victim
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:19 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Darkside wrote:
My parents first had me drive in an industrial park on weekends.
Similarly, I learned in empty or sparsely filled Ford City parking lots.


My dad had me drive him all over the south side on working weekends. He made my mother teach my sisters as he didn't have the patience with them after one go round.

_________________
There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 17, 2013 6:09 pm
Posts: 11005
pizza_Place: Generic Pizza Store
doug - evergreen park wrote:
I had to learn how to drive stick by myself.

My Dad had bought my Mom a new car and I inherited hers. It was a 1989 Ford Probe GT and I fkn loved that car. Anyway, it was in the shop and they traded in my Bronco. My Dad drops me of at the mechanic and says.
O.k., drive home...

I understood clutches from riding motorcycles and three-wheelers, but it was still a giant pain in the ass during rush hour.
so, you could take that approach, but I would not recommend it.

Otherwise. A school parking lot is a great place to start.

Industrial park is a good idea too!


while i was still on my drivers permit i got stuck on the exit leaving kmart parking lot, it was really steep and i kept stalling the car. a few cars waiting behind me. it took me what felt like forever to get the car up the hill and make the left on to the busy street


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:23 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 13, 2005 4:47 pm
Posts: 28634
Location: computer
pizza_Place: Salerno's
billypootons wrote:
while i was still on my drivers permit i got stuck on the exit leaving kmart parking lot, it was really steep and i kept stalling the car. a few cars waiting behind me. it took me what felt like forever to get the car up the hill and make the left on to the busy street


I had a very similar situation...then realized I was in 3rd gear.

_________________
@audioidkid
spaulding wrote:
Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:25 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm
Posts: 13340
pizza_Place: Home Run Inn
Hatchetman wrote:
anyone got any inneresting stories? gonna take my daughter for her first spin this weekend. figure we'll hop on the Ike, take LSD/Sheridan up to Evanston and ease on back to Oak Park via Edens/Cicero/North Ave.


I'll be avoiding those roads this weekend.

_________________
Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:25 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"
doug - evergreen park wrote:
I had to learn how to drive stick by myself.

My Dad had bought my Mom a new car and I inherited hers. It was a 1989 Ford Probe GT and I fkn loved that car. Anyway, it was in the shop and they traded in my Bronco. My Dad drops me of at the mechanic and says.
O.k., drive home...

I understood clutches from riding motorcycles and three-wheelers, but it was still a giant pain in the ass during rush hour.
so, you could take that approach, but I would not recommend it.

Otherwise. A school parking lot is a great place to start.

Industrial park is a good idea too!


When I learned how to drive a stick, my dad stuck me behind the wheel to drive around the block a couple of times. Then onto the Outer Drive down to Streeterville & into the Hancock parking lot with the nine level circular ramp stopping a couple of times each level up and down.

I taught my wife in a large empty parking lot next to Lincoln Mall.

_________________
There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:33 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
Posts: 23915
pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place
Regular Reader wrote:

When I learned how to drive a stick, my dad stuck me behind the wheel to drive around the block a couple of times. Then onto the Outer Drive down to Streeterville & into the Hancock parking lot with the nine level circular ramp stopping a couple of times each level up and down.



then he immediately traded the car in before it needed a new clutch.

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:39 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:07 pm
Posts: 7929
Location: A large oak tree.
pizza_Place: Nowhere
Regular Reader wrote:
Do they still have the requirement for parents to turn in a log showing that they supervised X# of hours with their 16 yr old driver? That was a royal pain in the ass (to make up).



Yes they do. Daughter got her permit and within a week drove my wife’s car into a ditch and took out sign making a left turn. It was a quarter mile from home. I witnessed it out my kitchen window. I was done laughing by the time I got to them to make sure they could drive out. Calling the road commissioner to tell him we needed a new sign was a new experience.

The next one is learning in the middle of a quarter section hay field.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:51 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"
Hatchetman wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:

When I learned how to drive a stick, my dad stuck me behind the wheel to drive around the block a couple of times. Then onto the Outer Drive down to Streeterville & into the Hancock parking lot with the nine level circular ramp stopping a couple of times each level up and down.



then he immediately traded the car in before it needed a new clutch.


:lol: Nope. No, it was a $500 piece of shit purchased exactly for that purpose. It lasted exactly another year before the transmission died on the guy he gave it to when I went away to school a few months later. Just like I taught my wife on my old pos Mitsubishi a week or two before I traded it in.

_________________
There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:54 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Do they still have the requirement for parents to turn in a log showing that they supervised X# of hours with their 16 yr old driver? That was a royal pain in the ass (to make up).



Yes they do. Daughter got her permit and within a week drove my wife’s car into a ditch and took out sign making a left turn. It was a quarter mile from home. I witnessed it out my kitchen window. I was done laughing by the time I got to them to make sure they could drive out. Calling the road commissioner to tell him we needed a new sign was a new experience.

The next one is learning in the middle of a quarter section hay field.


My youngest almost made a beeline for a baseball light tower the first time I let him drive. Stupid me thought it would be safe to let him try in the middle of any empty park right after I'd unloaded three bags of baseball gear.

_________________
There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Posts: 40649
Location: Everywhere
pizza_Place: giordanos
Farm it out.

_________________
Elections have consequences.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:09 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's
Regular Reader wrote:

I taught my wife in a large empty parking lot



Caller Bob wrote:
Guaranteed Rate Field?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:22 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"
Bagels wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:

I taught my wife in a large empty parking lot



Caller Bob wrote:
Guaranteed Rate Field?


:lol:

I actually took my eldest there once to practice when we were visiting my grandmother nearby.

_________________
There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:42 pm
Posts: 7298
Location: Land of Lincoln
pizza_Place: Tombstone
I taught both of my kids on the campus of the local community college on the weekends and evenings when it was quiet over there. It worked out great because there were lots of roads and stop signs and so forth on the campus instead of just driving in circles in an empty parking lot, and some occasional traffic as well. We only did that for a short time before I started just taking them out on the roads in the neighborhood and slowly escalated from there. It really doesn't take too long to get them on the road, there is really only so much you can teach them before you just gotta hit the roads and let them start dealing with it.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:37 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:28 am
Posts: 23837
Location: Boofoo Zoo
pizza_Place: Chuck E Cheese
Someone will be driving themselves to concerts!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:39 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's
T-Bone is going to teach his stepson by having the kid drive him and his wife to the ice cream parlor.

_________________
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's more fun to be a victim
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:15 pm
Posts: 41377
Location: Small Fringe Minority
pizza_Place: John's
Have your daughter take a spin in that empty brain of yours.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:26 pm
Posts: 3351
Location: Far East 'burbs.
pizza_Place: Pasaro's, St. Joe, MI.
My oldest was six and big enough to reach the pedals of the hay baling tractor safely, so he started early with both clutching and watching implements. Middle son was quite small for his age but made up for it with piss/vinegar attitude, so he soon followed. I think my daughter was 13 when I pressed her into service. They all got time behind the wheel of a golf cart/Gator and the farm pickup, so the technical parts of making the vehicle move were no surprise, but the part about being in traffic/rules of the road took time and practice.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:26 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 13, 2005 4:47 pm
Posts: 28634
Location: computer
pizza_Place: Salerno's
I had my boat license when I was 12 and was driving by myself at that age, so familiarity with driving wasn't a big deal to me. It was just the turbo and the clutch in a car that took a few weeks to master.

_________________
@audioidkid
spaulding wrote:
Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:27 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:06 pm
Posts: 81466
pizza_Place: 773-684-2222
Hatchetman wrote:
anyone got any inneresting stories? gonna take my daughter for her first spin this weekend. figure we'll hop on the Ike, take LSD/Sheridan up to Evanston and ease on back to Oak Park via Edens/Cicero/North Ave.


My daughter was afraid but she still didn't want to listen to me. When she pulled into the driveway she was sure to tell me that she did a better job than I do. Just usual teenage stuff.

_________________
Be well

GO BEARS!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:37 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
Posts: 23915
pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place
Nas wrote:
When she pulled into the driveway she was sure to tell me that she did a better job than I do.


I've heard some stories....

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 39 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 15 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group