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middle of the night I'm up thinking I gotta maintain a decent job until 67! I'm burnt out as it is. I'll probably get fired here shortly. I'm Willy Loman. nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.

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If you didn’t live in IL you’d be able to save more $$$...

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If you didn’t live in IL you’d be able to save more $$$...


Christ, thinking of having to live in IN or WI? At least I could go buy a gun to shoot myself.

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nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.

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 Post subject: Re: Working Ages 60-67
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nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.


jeez. unemployment/homelessness or having to argue with you about politics all day? tough choice.

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 Post subject: Re: Working Ages 60-67
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nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.


jeez. unemployment/homelessness or having to argue with you about politics all day? tough choice.

You can always learn how to rip people off via Uber

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 Post subject: Re: Working Ages 60-67
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nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.

I can keep a neat desk...ah, who am I shitting.


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If you didn’t live in IL you’d be able to save more $$$...

if i lived in north dakota i'd be dead by 42.


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If you didn’t live in IL you’d be able to save more $$$...

if i lived in north dakota i'd be dead by 42.
BUT then KERKWOOD could give JERRY $$$ And Get SEASON TIKETTS to the FARGO WHITE SOX"s??????

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
If you didn’t live in IL you’d be able to save more $$$...

if i lived in north dakota i'd be dead by 42.
BUT then KERKWOOD could give JERRY $$$ And Get SEASON TIKETTS to the FARGO WHITE SOX"s??????

idk, i'd prolly try farming wheat, hate my life and die from boredom.

but i'd be rich?


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Kirkwood wrote:
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Jbi11s wrote:
If you didn’t live in IL you’d be able to save more $$$...

if i lived in north dakota i'd be dead by 42.
BUT then KERKWOOD could give JERRY $$$ And Get SEASON TIKETTS to the FARGO WHITE SOX"s??????

idk, i'd prolly try farming wheat, hate my life and die from boredom.

but i'd be rich?

or you could move to a mid-south city, get that cheaper cost of living, and actually still have things to do.

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nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.


jeez. unemployment/homelessness or having to argue with you about politics all day? tough choice.


A position as JORR's butler could be a pretty sweet gig.

You could be his muscle for those unexpectedly contentious grocery shopping trips to Jewel.

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
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Jbi11s wrote:
If you didn’t live in IL you’d be able to save more $$$...

if i lived in north dakota i'd be dead by 42.
BUT then KERKWOOD could give JERRY $$$ And Get SEASON TIKETTS to the FARGO WHITE SOX"s??????

idk, i'd prolly try farming wheat, hate my life and die from boredom.

but i'd be rich?

or you could move to a mid-south city, get that cheaper cost of living, and actually still have things to do.

no snow. can't do it

i'll let the fruity soft dudes move south


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 Post subject: Re: Working Ages 60-67
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You could be his muscle for those unexpectedly contentious grocery shopping trips to Jewel.


I doubt I could keep up with him on my bike.

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if it makes you feel any better im 37 and calculate ill need to work till 60 until i can retire. but that will only be with about $350k in the bank and then wait a few years for SS to kick in and live the gravy train the rest of my life.

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if it makes you feel any better im 37 and calculate ill need to work till 60 until i can retire. but that will only be with about $350k in the bank and then wait a few years for SS to kick in and live the gravy train the rest of my life.


what are you going to do for health insurance Amigo?

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Hatchetman wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.


jeez. unemployment/homelessness or having to argue with you about politics all day? tough choice.


A position as JORR's butler could be a pretty sweet gig.

You could be his muscle for those unexpectedly contentious grocery shopping trips to Jewel.



It would be a Gentleman's Gentleman.

Remember how mad Mr. French used to get when someone referred to him as a butler. He would puff himself up and say, "I, sir, am not a butler. I am a Gentleman's Gentleman."

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You could be his muscle for those unexpectedly contentious grocery shopping trips to Jewel.


I doubt I could keep up with him on my bike.

Do you have a change jar?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Hatchetman wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.


jeez. unemployment/homelessness or having to argue with you about politics all day? tough choice.


A position as JORR's butler could be a pretty sweet gig.

You could be his muscle for those unexpectedly contentious grocery shopping trips to Jewel.



It would be a Gentleman's Gentleman.

Remember how mad Mr. French used to get when someone referred to him as a butler. He would puff himself up and say, "I, sir, am not a butler. I am a Gentleman's Gentleman."


In Hatchet's case, "manservant" or "cabana boy" would probably be most appropriate. Definitely not "Gentleman's Gentleman".

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Hatchetman wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.


jeez. unemployment/homelessness or having to argue with you about politics all day? tough choice.


A position as JORR's butler could be a pretty sweet gig.

You could be his muscle for those unexpectedly contentious grocery shopping trips to Jewel.



It would be a Gentleman's Gentleman.

Remember how mad Mr. French used to get when someone referred to him as a butler. He would puff himself up and say, "I, sir, am not a butler. I am a Gentleman's Gentleman."


It's really strange, the crap we used to watch on tv. And I can hear the theme music as I sit here typing. :x

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if it makes you feel any better im 37 and calculate ill need to work till 60 until i can retire. but that will only be with about $350k in the bank and then wait a few years for SS to kick in and live the gravy train the rest of my life.

$350k won't be enough to retire on and good luck expecting social security to pay out in 2043 the same way it pays out now.

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
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if it makes you feel any better im 37 and calculate ill need to work till 60 until i can retire. but that will only be with about $350k in the bank and then wait a few years for SS to kick in and live the gravy train the rest of my life.

$350k won't be enough to retire on and good luck expecting social security to pay out in 2043 the same way it pays out now.


It will. If any administration tries to tell 100 million people that all that money that came off their checks for 40 years means nothing and sorry it's gone .. yea, that will not end well for them.

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if it makes you feel any better im 37 and calculate ill need to work till 60 until i can retire. but that will only be with about $350k in the bank and then wait a few years for SS to kick in and live the gravy train the rest of my life.


what are you going to do for health insurance Amigo?


Same as I have done in the past, even when I have insurance. Smoke dope like the Indians and if the sun god wants me to go then I go.

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Tall Midget wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.


jeez. unemployment/homelessness or having to argue with you about politics all day? tough choice.


A position as JORR's butler could be a pretty sweet gig.

You could be his muscle for those unexpectedly contentious grocery shopping trips to Jewel.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tall Midget wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
nobody's going to hire an old man to sit around and post on CFMB all day.


I can probably find a desk for you.


jeez. unemployment/homelessness or having to argue with you about politics all day? tough choice.


A position as JORR's butler could be a pretty sweet gig.

You could be his muscle for those unexpectedly contentious grocery shopping trips to Jewel.



It would be a Gentleman's Gentleman.

Remember how mad Mr. French used to get when someone referred to him as a butler. He would puff himself up and say, "I, sir, am not a butler. I am a Gentleman's Gentleman."


In Hatchet's case, "manservant" or "cabana boy" would probably be most appropriate. Definitely not "Gentleman's Gentleman".


Is that like a confirmed bachelor?

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if it makes you feel any better im 37 and calculate ill need to work till 60 until i can retire. but that will only be with about $350k in the bank and then wait a few years for SS to kick in and live the gravy train the rest of my life.


what are you going to do for health insurance Amigo?

I recall Sherrod Brown offering a compromise to the other healthcare plans being bandied about - lower the age for Medicare eligibility to 60. The idea seemed sort of appealing. Not a drastic change but one that could help millions wanting to retire but holding on purely for insurance. It would also help the younger workforce to a degree by opening up some higher paying jobs. I would venture that the insurance companies wouldn’t mind losing the upper end of their clientele either. I’m sure there’s reasons against it too but it seems like it would be a reasonable compromise.

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