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Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Try standing a broom upright tonight

Try it. Earth is on its flatest axis tonight. Be mind fucked....

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:02 pm ]
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Have u tried sitting on the broom?

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:04 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Have u tried sitting on the broom?

That would have been my question if I logged in as whister

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:46 am ]
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This is a stupid myth that has been around for as long as I can remember.
Earth's gravity is related to is mass and distribution of mass not its axis.
In other words, your broom will stand up when properly balanced any day of the year.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:03 am ]
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My broom fell at midnight

Author:  pittmike [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:25 am ]
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Its all relative.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:42 am ]
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Bob Tomasulo.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:01 am ]
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Nas wrote:
My broom fell at midnight

Sorry to hear that, Bob Dole ...

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:03 am ]
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Nas wrote:
My broom fell at midnight

Might be time for viagra.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:05 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Nas wrote:
My broom fell at midnight

Might be time for viagra.


:lol: :lol: Blue Chew!

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:07 am ]
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The reason that witches are depicted as riding broomsticks is that certain hallucinogens were most effectively ingested through mucas membranes but caused nausea when taken orally. Women would slather the end of a broomstick with the hallucinogenic balm and consume through their nether regions. The flying part is the euphoria felt through the hallucination as well as the sexual gratification.

Bob once tried this method but the sand in his vagina proved too abrasive

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:12 am ]
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Brooms stood upright at least twice in October of 2005.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:56 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
This is a stupid myth that has been around for as long as I can remember.
Earth's gravity is related to is mass and distribution of mass not its axis.
In other words, your broom will stand up when properly balanced any day of the year.


I watched discovery science last night and learned there are preliminary results showing a reduction of hydrogen at the surface of Saturn's moon titan. Which would indicate something is eating the hydrogen. Which would likely be biological.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:39 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Nas wrote:
My broom fell at midnight

Sorry to hear that, Bob Dole ...

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