Darkside wrote:
What the hell is a Boppy?
My kids hated it
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:14 am ] |
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the close-to-dying thing made me think of an incident I had. When my son was a baby... a few months old or so, we were all sleep deprived as one is with an infant. One summer evening, probably a Friday around 6:00, we ordered Thai food from Amarind on North Ave and I went to go get it and I took my son with. I strapped him in the car seat and off we go. We drive up and park on right out in front on North Ave. I hop out, go in, and wind up having to wait 10-15 minutes for my food. Finally I get the food, drive home, bring the food in and first thing my wife says is, "where's Junior?" ....Whattaya mean, "where's Junior?, why are you asking me ------ my fucking heart about stopped realizing I took him with and forgot about him the minute I left the garage. Of course I ran out to the garage and he's in the car, sound asleep. To this day my wife does not know I left him unattended in a car on North Ave on a warm summer evening while I twiddled my thumbs waiting for Thai food. So whenever you hear those stories about a kid baking to death in a car I remember this story, and think, damn, I probably could have done that under the wrong circumstances. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:19 am ] |
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AJ took a tumble off of his Boppy when he was about 5, maybe 6 mos old. Just as he was starting to roll around and move a bit. I would come in from work, get him out of the car seat carrier, then set him in his boppy as I took the dog out and changed out of work clothes. Well one time I was about 2 seconds too late to catch him and he hit the floor. He cried, but was perfectly fine eating dinner like 3 minutes later. Luckily he landed more on his thighs and belly before he flipped over. Landing on his head could have been terrible. Our Boppies we no longer used after that night. We really didn't know quite how mobile he had become at that point. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:39 am ] |
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What the hell is a Boppy? |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:41 am ] |
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I have AIDS. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:41 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: What the hell is a Boppy? My kids hated it |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:42 am ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: Darkside wrote: What the hell is a Boppy? My kids hated it So a boppy is a cat bed that you put your baby in? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:43 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Darkside wrote: What the hell is a Boppy? My kids hated it So a boppy is a cat bed that you put your baby in? Pretty much |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:45 am ] |
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Seems kind of taunting. A baby can't read. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:07 pm ] |
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one time at milwaukee stadium my wife wanted caramel corn. I went to go find some. I also had to piss like a racehorse. before and after pissing I noticed a bag of caramel corn just sitting in the corner of the sink area. after peeing i had then realized that its probable someone forgot their bag of popcorn. So i went over washed my hands right next to it and as i left grabbed the popcorn and walked away with it. Saved 12 bucks. I have never told her that was popcorn i found in the bathroom. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:10 pm ] |
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Something tells me that she knew. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:11 pm ] |
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hnd wrote: one time at milwaukee stadium my wife wanted caramel corn. I went to go find some. I also had to piss like a racehorse. before and after pissing I noticed a bag of caramel corn just sitting in the corner of the sink area. after peeing i had then realized that its probable someone forgot their bag of popcorn. So i went over washed my hands right next to it and as i left grabbed the popcorn and walked away with it. Saved 12 bucks. I have never told her that was popcorn i found in the bathroom. She probably just assumed it came out of the garbage. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:12 pm ] |
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i'm going to tell her. i'll let you guys know what happens. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:13 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: hnd wrote: one time at milwaukee stadium my wife wanted caramel corn. I went to go find some. I also had to piss like a racehorse. before and after pissing I noticed a bag of caramel corn just sitting in the corner of the sink area. after peeing i had then realized that its probable someone forgot their bag of popcorn. So i went over washed my hands right next to it and as i left grabbed the popcorn and walked away with it. Saved 12 bucks. I have never told her that was popcorn i found in the bathroom. She probably just assumed it came out of the garbage. as was explained previously. We had a good sit down chat about garbage eating and how that a stipulation of our marriage was that that practice ended. I'm sure she still isn't sure, but i believe she thought this was legit caramel corn. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 5:38 pm ] |
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You can't tell her that |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:04 pm ] |
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might as well tell her you beat it to her hs yearbook photos |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:25 pm ] |
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hnd wrote: i'm going to tell her. i'll let you guys know what happens. DON'T DO IT HND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:38 pm ] |
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hnd wrote: one time at milwaukee stadium my wife wanted caramel corn. I went to go find some. I also had to piss like a racehorse. before and after pissing I noticed a bag of caramel corn just sitting in the corner of the sink area. after peeing i had then realized that its probable someone forgot their bag of popcorn. So i went over washed my hands right next to it and as i left grabbed the popcorn and walked away with it. Saved 12 bucks. I have never told her that was popcorn i found in the bathroom. 
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:51 pm ] |
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I could write up a sini length post on this topic |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:46 pm ] |
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Some things are best unsaid. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:48 pm ] |
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Jbi11s wrote: I have AIDS. 
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:04 pm ] |
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keep them coming guys |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:47 pm ] |
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I have a story about meeting the niece of Wizzo from the Bozo Show and its every bit as weird and creepy as you would imagine. |
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| Author: | newper [ Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:30 pm ] |
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: I have a story about meeting the niece of Wizzo from the Bozo Show My guess is that she brought this fact up to you, and that's her "go to" icebreaker for conversations. This also seems like a good fake thing to say because who is really going to research this to see if you are Wizzo's niece or nephew. It is certainly possible that she could be, but how can one really know? |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:46 pm ] |
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newper wrote: Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: I have a story about meeting the niece of Wizzo from the Bozo Show My guess is that she brought this fact up to you, and that's her "go to" icebreaker for conversations. This also seems like a good fake thing to say because who is really going to research this to see if you are Wizzo's niece or nephew. It is certainly possible that she could be, but how can one really know? Wizzo was Marshall Brodien, right? I think he lived in Batavia or something. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:52 pm ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: newper wrote: Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: I have a story about meeting the niece of Wizzo from the Bozo Show My guess is that she brought this fact up to you, and that's her "go to" icebreaker for conversations. This also seems like a good fake thing to say because who is really going to research this to see if you are Wizzo's niece or nephew. It is certainly possible that she could be, but how can one really know? Wizzo was Marshall Brodien, right? I think he lived in Batavia or something. Have to think about how freaky that girl was if she made it up...why not just say you were his daughter or went for Cookie's offspring, who is more famous than Wizzo. She seems like a delicate genius. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:13 am ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Telegram Sam wrote: newper wrote: Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: I have a story about meeting the niece of Wizzo from the Bozo Show My guess is that she brought this fact up to you, and that's her "go to" icebreaker for conversations. This also seems like a good fake thing to say because who is really going to research this to see if you are Wizzo's niece or nephew. It is certainly possible that she could be, but how can one really know? Wizzo was Marshall Brodien, right? I think he lived in Batavia or something. Have to think about how freaky that girl was if she made it up...why not just say you were his daughter or went for Cookie's offspring, who is more famous than Wizzo. She seems like a delicate genius. It looks like we're all dancing around it but no one wants to come out and say it: she was in all likelihood procuring Wizzo kidneys. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:53 am ] |
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From what I heard he had a rapacious appetite for les rognons de agneau |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:58 am ] |
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There are way way way too many board members and relatives of board members with random connections to Bozo's Circus |
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| Author: | BigW72 [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:42 am ] |
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I tried to be up front and honest about my dirtiest laundry right away when my wife and I started dating. The only thing I left out was my on and off love affair with Copenhagen. Made it about 2 years before I finally got busted
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:54 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: There are way way way too many board members and relatives of board members random connections to Bozo's Circus For real. |
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