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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Face Tattoos

Amanda Bynes, Aaron Carter, Lil Xan, Tekashi 6ix9ine, Post Malone, Demi Lovato, among MANY others all have these things.

What the fuck for? When and why did they become a thing? Is this an 'old man yells at cloud' moment for me, or are there others who think these are incredibly stupid?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:32 pm ]
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The only face tattoo I'd consider is a Ditka mustache.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:35 pm ]
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you'd be surprised how many women have eyebrow tattoos

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:39 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
you'd be surprised how many women have eyebrow tattoos
See, that can actually service a purpose and its not really what I'm talking about. I mean this sort of goofy shit;
Image

I'm not anti-tattoo by any means, I just don't see what the point of tatooting somebody's name on your forehead would be.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Face Tattoos

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Amanda Bynes, Aaron Carter, Lil Xan, Tekashi 6ix9ine, Post Malone, Demi Lovato, among MANY others all have these things.

What the fuck for? When and why did they become a thing? Is this an 'old man yells at cloud' moment for me, or are there others who think these are incredibly stupid?


As someone who has 9 tattoos, it is incredibly stupid to put them on your face. It's an act of rebellion, just like neck and sleeve tattoos were. The face tats will look real nice if they make it to 60.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:42 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
you'd be surprised how many women have eyebrow tattoos
See, that can actually service a purpose and its not really what I'm talking about. I mean this sort of goofy shit;
Image

I'm not anti-tattoo by any means, I just don't see what the point of tatooting somebody's name on your forehead would be.


He'll be dead or in jail for being a diddler in a few years.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:43 pm ]
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I'm sure the "FUCK YOU" over his right eye will go over real well with the judge.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:52 pm ]
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Incredibly stupid.

I've never seen a woman with a tattoo and thought "that really makes her look better."

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:55 pm ]
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Neck tattoo's are just awful.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:59 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Incredibly stupid.

I've never seen a woman with a tattoo and thought "that really makes her look better."


My feelings exactly.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 2:06 pm ]
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What poster on here is most likely to have a face tattoo? I'm having a hard time choosing between ltg and ikesouth.

Author:  billypootons [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 2:09 pm ]
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amanda bynes used to be so pretty, its a damn shame

that 69 guy got called out by the game a while back because he used to look like this:

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Game fired back ... "This the bum y’all let call himself the king of New York ??? If you don’t take that red rag off playing wit real niggas lives & get yo dick in the booty Carlton sweater around the neck wearin ass on somewhere & stop playing wit this blood shit before somebody hurt yo mamas only daughter."

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 2:13 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
amanda bynes used to be so pretty, its a damn shame

that 69 guy got called out by the game a while back because he used to look like this:

Image

Game fired back ... "This the bum y’all let call himself the king of New York ??? If you don’t take that red rag off playing wit real niggas lives & get yo dick in the booty Carlton sweater around the neck wearin ass on somewhere & stop playing wit this blood shit before somebody hurt yo mamas only daughter."


My sons used to just laugh at him and the idea of listening to his "music".

Thankfully.

Author:  hnd [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 2:49 pm ]
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tattoos never made much sense to me to begin with. well i will say that i was tempted often in my late teens early 20s but luckily never made the investment.

Author:  Oliver Peck [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 2:56 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
you'd be surprised how many women have eyebrow tattoos
See, that can actually service a purpose and its not really what I'm talking about. I mean this sort of goofy shit;
Image

I'm not anti-tattoo by any means, I just don't see what the point of tatooting somebody's name on your forehead would be.



This is the purest example of… you just don’t care any more.

Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:29 pm ]
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There are some great tattoos, but based on my rigorous statistical analysis, 80% of tattoos are stupid and 90% are poorly done, leaving you with a 2% chance your tattoo doesn't look horrible. Bad news for FrankDrebin as this leaves him with a..good grief I took discrete math, calc 3, and calc based probability and statistics in college and I don't remember how to do these...a 5.12 e^-16% chance that all 9 of his tattoos are good?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:41 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
There are some great tattoos, but based on my rigorous statistical analysis, 80% of tattoos are stupid and 90% are poorly done, leaving you with a 2% chance your tattoo doesn't look horrible. Bad news for FrankDrebin as this leaves him with a..good grief I took discrete math, calc 3, and calc based probability and statistics in college and I don't remember how to do these...a 5.12 e^-16% chance that all 9 of his tattoos are good?

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL TATTOOS ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT THEN YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT...ah, you get the picture

Author:  GoldenJet [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:44 pm ]
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... world.html


What a waste.

Author:  BigW72 [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 4:21 pm ]
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I love tattoos. No intention of getting one on my face or neck, but I don't waste any energy on where other people get them.

If my kids decide to do that, I guess they'll have to figure out a new residence.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 4:33 pm ]
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Except for the packing up all of my kids shit and moving them out, no I don't waste any energy on face/neck tattoos :lol: :wink:

Author:  BigW72 [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 4:39 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Except for the packing up all of my kids shit and moving them out, no I don't waste any energy on face/neck tattoos :lol: :wink:

none was wasted at all.
Then again....looking at the Amanda Byrnes face tattoo....I may have exerted a small amount of energy laughing and shaking my head.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 4:44 pm ]
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From Hatch's list of life lessons to his son:

#2. Never, ever, marry a woman with a tattoo.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 4:58 pm ]
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I could be wrong, but I would also venture that most reputable artists would refuse to do a face tattoo (not counting eyebrow fill-ins). It's like the idiots that had their teeth ground down to fangs...any legit dentist would pass on that.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:00 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
There are some great tattoos, but based on my rigorous statistical analysis, 80% of tattoos are stupid and 90% are poorly done, leaving you with a 2% chance your tattoo doesn't look horrible. Bad news for FrankDrebin as this leaves him with a..good grief I took discrete math, calc 3, and calc based probability and statistics in college and I don't remember how to do these...a 5.12 e^-16% chance that all 9 of his tattoos are good?


50% of the time I'm happy with my tats
30% I'm not
30% I'm indifferent

Author:  Cashman [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:02 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Amanda Bynes, Aaron Carter, Lil Xan, Tekashi 6ix9ine, Post Malone, Demi Lovato, among MANY others all have these things.

What the fuck for? When and why did they become a thing? Is this an 'old man yells at cloud' moment for me, or are there others who think these are incredibly stupid?


Mentally ill

Bynes is bipolar
Lovato is bipolar
Carter seems like he has issues
Lil Xan is addicted to Xanax

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:40 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
From Hatch's list of life lessons to his son:

#2. Never, ever, marry a woman with a tattoo.


A friend who was like an older brother to me gave me that direction as a yout'. Along with: Never date a girl who responds to you with "What's Up", or won't politely speak like an intelligent woman. Some of the others fell off by the wayside in my early twenties, but those two stuck.

Author:  a retard [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:58 pm ]
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How many choices in life are as difficult and expensive to undo as tattoos? Besides having children I can't think of any.

And the simple fact is most tattoos just look bad. At minimum you need to start with good canvas. Few can even pass that test.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:08 pm ]
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My wife has 26. All can be hidden under dress clothes.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:29 pm ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
My wife has 26. All can be hidden under dress clothes.


In for a penny in for a pound.

Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:21 pm ]
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FrankDrebin wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
There are some great tattoos, but based on my rigorous statistical analysis, 80% of tattoos are stupid and 90% are poorly done, leaving you with a 2% chance your tattoo doesn't look horrible. Bad news for FrankDrebin as this leaves him with a..good grief I took discrete math, calc 3, and calc based probability and statistics in college and I don't remember how to do these...a 5.12 e^-16% chance that all 9 of his tattoos are good?


50% of the time I'm happy with my tats
30% I'm not
30% I'm indifferent


Always giving 110%% Frank.

That's what makes you a great poster.

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