and like Elon Musk, I'm giving it away for free for the good of society

Yesterday night, as I sat up fretting over hurting the feelings of the decidedly non sucky Dr. Noisewater, I had an epiphany.

MONETIZE DAILY STATE CORONAVIRUS PRESS CONFERENCES

Each day, millions of people watch either live or through some recorded method. Why not have someone like Miller Coors, Boeing, etc. sponsor each for the month in exchange for a sponsorship money that goes directly to the state for virus relief? It wouldn't be nearly as unseemly commercialization if it was, effectively, a charitable gift.

You can have that sexy tripod Screech wear his tight pants that show the outline of his junk and sign while wearing an ad from a porn site.

Let that City Health Department rep with the unfortunate hair line have a sponsorship for hair restoration, like Urlacher.

There, I solved the budget problem and apologized to the Doctor. What do you need me to do next?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Next time you have a thought..hit pause.

I have long advocated selling naming rights to the suburbs.

Green River Forest
North Face Riverside
Tinley Parkay
Lerner & Rowesemont

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Stop concentrating on the suburbs. We are tough inner city kids and have to look out for our own

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's true. Very few people know the dolphin and I were in the Latin Kings together.

EDIT: Latin club.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I quit reading after you said "yesterday night"

Or Pritzker could just pay for the TV time personally from his $4 billion.

He'd probably get to the point more quickly but it might give Screech a heart attack.

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You know me like that.