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and like Elon Musk, I'm giving it away for free for the good of society

Yesterday night, as I sat up fretting over hurting the feelings of the decidedly non sucky Dr. Noisewater, I had an epiphany.

MONETIZE DAILY STATE CORONAVIRUS PRESS CONFERENCES

Each day, millions of people watch either live or through some recorded method. Why not have someone like Miller Coors, Boeing, etc. sponsor each for the month in exchange for a sponsorship money that goes directly to the state for virus relief? It wouldn't be nearly as unseemly commercialization if it was, effectively, a charitable gift.

You can have that sexy tripod Screech wear his tight pants that show the outline of his junk and sign while wearing an ad from a porn site.

Let that City Health Department rep with the unfortunate hair line have a sponsorship for hair restoration, like Urlacher.

There, I solved the budget problem and apologized to the Doctor. What do you need me to do next?

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:27 am ]
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and like Elon Musk, I'm giving it away for free for the good of society Yesterday night, as I sat up fretting over hurting the feelings of the decidedly non sucky Dr. Noisewater, I had an epiphany. MONETIZE DAILY STATE CORONAVIRUS PRESS CONFERENCES Each day, millions of people watch either live or through some recorded method. Why not have someone like Miller Coors, Boeing, etc. sponsor each for the month in exchange for a sponsorship money that goes directly to the state for virus relief? It wouldn't be nearly as unseemly commercialization if it was, effectively, a charitable gift. You can have that sexy tripod Screech wear his tight pants that show the outline of his junk and sign while wearing an ad from a porn site. Let that City Health Department rep with the unfortunate hair line have a sponsorship for hair restoration, like Urlacher. There, I solved the budget problem and apologized to the Doctor. What do you need me to do next?

Author:	Caller Bob [ Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:28 am ]
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Next time you have a thought..hit pause.

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:34 am ]
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I have long advocated selling naming rights to the suburbs. Green River Forest North Face Riverside Tinley Parkay Lerner & Rowesemont

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:36 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote: I have long advocated selling naming rights to the suburbs. Green River Forest North Face Riverside Tinley Parkay Lerner & Rowesemont Stop concentrating on the suburbs. We are tough inner city kids and have to look out for our own

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:38 am ]
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good dolphin wrote: Telegram Sam wrote: I have long advocated selling naming rights to the suburbs. Green River Forest North Face Riverside Tinley Parkay Lerner & Rowesemont Stop concentrating on the suburbs. We are tough inner city kids and have to look out for our own It's true. Very few people know the dolphin and I were in the Latin Kings together. EDIT: Latin club.

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Author:	Nardi [ Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:51 am ]
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good dolphin wrote: and like Elon Musk, I'm giving it away for free for the good of society Yesterday night, as I sat up fretting over hurting the feelings of the decidedly non sucky Dr. Noisewater, I had an epiphany. MONETIZE DAILY STATE CORONAVIRUS PRESS CONFERENCES Each day, millions of people watch either live or through some recorded method. Why not have someone like Miller Coors, Boeing, etc. sponsor each for the month in exchange for a sponsorship money that goes directly to the state for virus relief? It wouldn't be nearly as unseemly commercialization if it was, effectively, a charitable gift. You can have that sexy tripod Screech wear his tight pants that show the outline of his junk and sign while wearing an ad from a porn site. Let that City Health Department rep with the unfortunate hair line have a sponsorship for hair restoration, like Urlacher. There, I solved the budget problem and apologized to the Doctor. What do you need me to do next? I quit reading after you said "yesterday night"

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:28 am ]
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Or Pritzker could just pay for the TV time personally from his $4 billion. He'd probably get to the point more quickly but it might give Screech a heart attack.

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