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conns7901

Post subject: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:28 pm

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Moderate discomfort on lower left side. Hurts to to sneeze or take a deep breath. Anyone ever have this happen to them before? Really do not want to go in to a doctor right now.

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Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:28 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:31 pm

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Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:33 pm

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conns7901 wrote:

Moderate discomfort on lower left side. Hurts to to sneeze or take a deep breath. Anyone ever have this happen to them before? Really do not want to go in to a doctor right now.

Broken ribs?

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:36 pm

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Very unlikely that you broke anything. You probably just angered the cartilage between 2 ribs. All they are going to do is tell you to manage the pain or give you something to manage the pain.

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Antarctica

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:38 pm

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sneezing literally means you dont have the ronies

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:43 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Very unlikely that you broke anything. You probably just angered the cartilage between 2 ribs. All they are going to do is tell you to manage the pain or give you something to manage the pain.

That is kinda what I figured by googling stuff.

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conns7901 wrote:

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:44 pm

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Antarctica wrote:

sneezing literally means you dont have the ronies

Well that is a positive.

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conns7901 wrote:

Not over yet.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:38 am

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I did something like this once after a series of sneezes. It was not moderate discomfort, though, It was goddamn painful, to the point of tearing up when I would cough or sneeze. Got better after a week or so.

My guess is you probably strained some cartilage or something like that.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:11 am

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Sammy Sosa vibe.

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:26 am

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:27 am

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conns7901 wrote:

Antarctica wrote:

sneezing literally means you dont have the ronies

Well that is a positive.

That’s just what the rona wants you to think.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:06 am

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a retard wrote:

Sammy Sosa vibe.

I always thought that story was such a pile of horseshit.

Then I got old. :lol:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:20 am

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I've cracked my ribs twice. It's damn painful.

Almost impossible to sleep since rolling over is excruciating.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:34 am

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Ten years ago I herniated a disc in my back trying not to sneeze. Laid up for two weeks almost needed surgery.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:44 am

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I don't know if a broken rib or kidney stone is more painful but they both hurt like hell.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:57 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

I don't know if a broken rib or kidney stone is more painful but they both hurt like hell.

Kidney stones were the worst pain I ever felt. Sleeping last night was rough as I couldn't really move at all. Atleast this morning it doesn't hurt when I'm laying still.

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conns7901 wrote:

Not over yet.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:07 am

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conns7901 wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

I don't know if a broken rib or kidney stone is more painful but they both hurt like hell.

Kidney stones were the worst pain I ever felt. Sleeping last night was rough as I couldn't really move at all. Atleast this morning it doesn't hurt when I'm laying still.

I slept in my recliner for 10 straight nights with my broken rib, only place I could somewhat rest.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:27 am

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Getting old sucks.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:35 am

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Try weed.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:55 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Try weed.

I did, just don't cough

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newper

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:08 pm

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I did something to my neck once when I was shampooing, and it hurt like hell for a week. I could not turn my head from side to side.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:35 pm

newper wrote:

I did something to my neck once when I was shampooing, and it hurt like hell for a week. I could not turn my head from side to side.

Was one side tingling?

That means it's working.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: So I hurt my ribs while sneezing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:32 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

a retard wrote:

Sammy Sosa vibe.

I always thought that story was such a pile of horseshit.

Then I got old. :lol:

Yeah

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