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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat May 23, 2020 10:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ask whistler. |
Instead of you creating 2 dozen threads every night, how about you consolidate your thoughts. Who are you? What are you? Where are you? When are you? Why are you? |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Sat May 23, 2020 10:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Instead of you creating 2 dozen threads every night, how about you consolidate your thoughts. Who are you? What are you? Where are you? When are you? Why are you? Yes, and how hard have you fucked? Who have you fucked? Where have you fucked? When have you fucked? Why have you fucked? And, most importantly, What have you fucked? |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat May 23, 2020 11:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Does Jeni's ice cream have a glass coffee table for you? Are there any protective orders against you? Do you put ketchup on your hot dog? Fuck, marry, kill the women of Channel 9: Jackie Bange, Sarah Jindra, Nancy Loo? Fuck, marry, kill: Lori Lightfoot, Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres? |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Sun May 24, 2020 7:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Will you kill yourself (pretty pretty please)? |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Sun May 24, 2020 8:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
What was your longest stretch in prison? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun May 24, 2020 2:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
When you're writing a post, do you ever say to yourself "I know nobody gives a fuck about this thought" but you post it anyway or are you so disconnected from reality that you thought that we'd find the thoughts interesting? |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Sun May 24, 2020 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Darkside wrote: When you're writing a post, do you ever say to yourself "I know nobody gives a fuck about this thought" but you post it anyway or are you so disconnected from reality that you thought that we'd find the thoughts interesting? Isn’t that standard operating procedure for the bored? |
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun May 24, 2020 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: Does Jeni's ice cream have a glass coffee table for you? Are there any protective orders against you? Do you put ketchup on your hot dog? Fuck, marry, kill the women of Channel 9: Jackie Bange, Sarah Jindra, Nancy Loo? Fuck, marry, kill: Lori Lightfoot, Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres? -Jeni's has a plaque on the wall for me: I won "shit-stained customer of the year" award. -No -No, havent used ketchup in decades - marry - Jackie, fuck Jindra, fuck Loo; cant kill any of them -Kill Lightfoot, Marry Rapinoe for the money, Kill DeGeneres. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun May 24, 2020 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
redskingreg wrote: Will you kill yourself (pretty pretty please)? Cant do that. I just shepherded the board thru the entire Bulls 1998 playoff run. I mean a lot to you guys. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun May 24, 2020 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Seacrest wrote: What was your longest stretch in prison? 5 days. Then I snuck out. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun May 24, 2020 9:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Too good to answer my questions, I see. I asked first. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun May 24, 2020 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Darkside wrote: When you're writing a post, do you ever say to yourself "I know nobody gives a fuck about this thought" but you post it anyway or are you so disconnected from reality that you thought that we'd find the thoughts interesting? Both. I live in a fantasy. So maybe someone here might like the different point of view. I'm here to enlighten, and occasionally give some entertainment. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun May 24, 2020 9:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Instead of you creating 2 dozen threads every night, how about you consolidate your thoughts. Who are you? What are you? Where are you? When are you? Why are you? They call me the Creeper. Character in Scooby-Doo. I am an unidentified alien. Chicago. Hiding under a highway. I'm in an alternate universe. Fantasy land. I exist to shepherd the board thru Bulls playoff runs. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun May 24, 2020 9:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Too good to answer my questions, I see. I asked first. getting to them all. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun May 24, 2020 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ask whistler. |
FukNuggitt wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Instead of you creating 2 dozen threads every night, how about you consolidate your thoughts. Who are you? What are you? Where are you? When are you? Why are you? Yes, and how hard have you fucked? Who have you fucked? Where have you fucked? When have you fucked? Why have you fucked? And, most importantly, What have you fucked? -Harder, louder, and faster is my motto.. -In a house, and in a car. -Every year in the last 6 years. -I was horny. And adding notches to my belt. -I've fucked female women. |
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