Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth.
My old dentist, Dr. Jacobs, had an office above Lockwood Castle at Devon and Central.
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| Author: | Dignified Rube [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
I was supposed to have a root canal done today at an endodontist office in the high rise building in Oak Brook Mall, until I got a phone call this morning at 8:30 a.m., telling me the mall has been closed by police because of potential unrest. I'm like, are you serious? Apparently the shit is hitting the fan everywhere. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/p ... d/2281265/ |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
What kind of schmuck goes to a dentist in the mall? |
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| Author: | Dignified Rube [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Caller Bob wrote: What kind of schmuck goes to a dentist in the mall? It's the high rise office building in the mall, you idiot. You can't get much more upscale than that location. |
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| Author: | The Man [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
I wouldnt be too upset if they torched the Orland Mall. The only thing in town worse than the mall is the jump park and fun factory. What an absolute hell hole the whole area is. |
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| Author: | B Mac [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Dammit. Just when we thought Frank's happiness would be turning a corner. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
The Man wrote: I wouldnt be too upset if they torched the Orland Mall. The only thing in town worse than the mall is the jump park and fun factory. What an absolute hell hole the whole area is. The traffic patterns in and out of there are a nightmare. You literally can't get out of a parking lot aisle when it's busy you have to force your way out and pray the other car stops. I'm surprised it hasn't led to a shooting. |
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| Author: | The Man [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Caller Bob wrote: The Man wrote: I wouldnt be too upset if they torched the Orland Mall. The only thing in town worse than the mall is the jump park and fun factory. What an absolute hell hole the whole area is. The traffic patterns in and out of there are a nightmare. You literally can't get out of a parking lot aisle when it's busy you have to force your way out and pray the other car stops. I'm surprised it hasn't led to a shooting. There have been shootings there. Not sure it was parking related though. I have always parked downstairs by the Sears and still do. Even when it was open there wasnt anybody going in there. Little further walk but easy outs. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
If its an emergency, you can easily have your endodontist refer you out to another dentist or oral surgeon who can get your procedure done today, Rube. |
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| Author: | Dignified Rube [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Frank Coztansa wrote: If its an emergency, you can easily have your endodontist refer you out to another dentist or oral surgeon who can get your procedure done today, Rube. Not an emergency but it needs attention, because I have had an abscess. The appointment was rescheduled to Thurs. Actually, the endodontist is very good, Dr. Penesis is his name. I went to him before for another root canal and he did an outstanding job. $1,500 is a lot of money to shell out for a tooth, but this one is a lower molar. I have to save it. |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. My old dentist, Dr. Jacobs, had an office above Lockwood Castle at Devon and Central. He would take calls from his bookmaker while he was working on my teeth. He had a weird message on his answering machine. One day it was played on Brandmeier's Answering Machine Olympics. It was a jingle that went something like this: Dr. Jacobs cannot answer Dr. Jacobs might be out Either that or Dr. Jacobs is enjoying time in someone's mouth |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. My old dentist, Dr. Jacobs, had an office above Lockwood Castle at Devon and Central.
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Terry's Peeps wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. My old dentist, Dr. Jacobs, had an office above Lockwood Castle at Devon and Central. 
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| Author: | Dignified Rube [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. Are you that much of a child? |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Dignified Rube wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. Are you that much of a child? |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 12:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Dignified Rube wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. Are you that much of a child? 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 12:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Dignified Rube wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. Are you that much of a child? Come on, DR ... it's right there on a tee. At the very least it's a little funny. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 12:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Dignified Rube wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: If its an emergency, you can easily have your endodontist refer you out to another dentist or oral surgeon who can get your procedure done today, Rube. Not an emergency but it needs attention, because I have had an abscess. The appointment was rescheduled to Thurs. Actually, the endodontist is very good, Dr. Penesis is his name. I went to him before for another root canal and he did an outstanding job. $1,500 is a lot of money to shell out for a tooth, but this one is a lower molar. I have to save it. |
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| Author: | newper [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Don Tiny wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Dignified Rube wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. Are you that much of a child? Come on, DR ... it's right there on a tee. At the very least it's a little funny. His name is literally Doctor Penises. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
newper wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Dignified Rube wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Enjoy your time with Dr. Penis in your mouth. Are you that much of a child? Come on, DR ... it's right there on a tee. At the very least it's a little funny. His name is literally Doctor Penises.
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
City wins again. 
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Seeing Walmarts closed everywhere brought a tear to my eye. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Nas wrote: Seeing Walmarts closed everywhere brought a tear to my eye. You just want to buy Sam's Choice Cola. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suburban Malls Closed By Police |
Douchebag wrote: Nas wrote: Seeing Walmarts closed everywhere brought a tear to my eye. You just want to buy Sam's Choice Cola. Naturally |
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