Ever been to Chanute Air Force Base?

Have any relatives/ancestors that trained in there and shit?

Do they have a museum, and is it any good?

Ever taken a shit in Rantoul, IL?

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My dad set up the commissary at Chanute during the Korean War.

I have taken at least a few shits there. The Road Ranger off of I-57 is a good place to drop a deuce. The also have a premium condom machine and a good knock-off aftershave dispenser. It might actually be in Champaign or maybe Thomasboro though.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I am a "rest area" shitter myself. Won't shit anywhere else on the road.

I went to a wedding sometime around 1998 at the defunct Chanute AF base.
Probably took a shit there at some point that day, as well.

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rookie

you go to the nicest hotel in the group that are just off the expressway and foul the public bathroom in the lobby. No one ever uses the public bathrooms in those hotels, unless they have conference rooms. Bonus, you may also be able to grab something off the free buffet if you time it correctly

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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nice!

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I lived in Champaign as a kid a couple times in the 80s. My dad took me and my brother there to see a show by the Thunderbirds. It was awesome. One of the planes flew right over the top of us and the whole ground shook.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami