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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Worst Way To Die

I know it is kind of morbid, but I figured it would kill some time.

I've heard getting shot in the stomach is the worst possible thing a human can experience. Drowning would suck, too.

Author:  kerchungathunk [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Worst Way To Die

[quote="Ugueth Will Shiv You"]I know it is kind of morbid, but I figured it would kill some time.

...so to speak.

As there is no good way to die and empirical evidence being really hard to come by, I abstain from voting.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:19 pm ]
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Drowning, for sure.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:20 pm ]
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None of the above.

Steamroller from the feet up. Like Christopher Lloyd in Roger Rabbit.

Author:  OakBrookJoe [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:21 pm ]
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I'd hate to die by falling from a rock in the mountains breaking both my legs and having a bear eat me as Im still conscience, but that's just me.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:22 pm ]
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Falling from a high point would suck. The anticipation on the way down of knowing, "Yes...I'm about to go splat in a few moments." That would really suck.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:28 pm ]
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G.O.D. wrote:
I find this question to be in poor taste.


And I find your cicada invasion in poor taste.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:29 pm ]
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first we tatoo him...YEAH!
and then we hang him....YEAH!
and then we kill him....YEAH!


i say you let me have him first....

wait, don't i get a last request?

why not?

cue tequilla...

Author:  nostradamus [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:38 pm ]
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Being gang-raped in jail followed by a toilet plunger up my ass - then they top it off by cutting off my pecker & stuffing it in my mouth - but that's just me.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:39 pm ]
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death by boogalloo

Author:  suckers playground [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:40 pm ]
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G.O.D. wrote:
I find this question to be in poor taste.


I sense a racial subtext.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:43 pm ]
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Quote:
I find this question to be in poor taste.

G.O.D., do you sound like Charleton Heston or James Earl Jones?

Author:  kerchungathunk [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:45 pm ]
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Kid Cairo wrote:
Quote:
I find this question to be in poor taste.

G.O.D., do you sound like Charleton Heston or James Earl Jones?


The latter. "This...is G.O.D."

Author:  Darkside [ Wed May 30, 2007 1:51 pm ]
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Kent, this is G.O.D, stop playing with yourself.


Movie anyone?

Author:  Zizou [ Wed May 30, 2007 2:09 pm ]
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Quote:
Kent, this is G.O.D, stop playing with yourself.


Movie anyone?


Real Genius. A personal fave.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed May 30, 2007 2:10 pm ]
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Zizou wrote:
Quote:
Kent, this is G.O.D, stop playing with yourself.


Movie anyone?


Real Genius. A personal fave.


DING DING DING!

Also a quite underrated movie. Several fav quotes in there.

Author:  Mopery [ Wed May 30, 2007 2:16 pm ]
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Quote:
death by boogalloo


especially the electric variety! brutal and delicious at the same time!

Image

Author:  Mustang Rob [ Wed May 30, 2007 2:26 pm ]
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Drowning AJ Soprano style.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed May 30, 2007 2:26 pm ]
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"Death by stereo!"

Author:  Killer V [ Wed May 30, 2007 2:31 pm ]
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I vote for "Any."

Author:  Darkside [ Wed May 30, 2007 2:32 pm ]
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Having Linda S. sit on your face.


Thanks, folks that's my thousand.

Remember to tip your waitresses. They work hard out there.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 30, 2007 3:01 pm ]
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I always thought drinking glass would be pretty bad.

That or being pulled apart by wild horses. Not fun...

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed May 30, 2007 4:49 pm ]
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Isn't that referred to as being "drawn and quartered"?

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu May 31, 2007 7:56 am ]
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"Ugueth Will Shiv You"
Quote:
Isn't that referred to as being "drawn and quartered"?



Indeed. A pretty nasty way to croak considering you'd probably live for a couple minutes after the process with no limbs, bleeding to death. Ouch...

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu May 31, 2007 8:32 am ]
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That was also my rationale with listing "beheading" as a possible option. Apparently your "better half" remains conscious for about 20 seconds after being cut-off. I even read somewhere that executioners back in the day would hold the head up facing the torso so the victim's last sight would be very unpleasant.

Author:  Mustang Rob [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:15 pm ]
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Late addition to the race.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19055508/

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:20 pm ]
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why wasn't her hair pulled back in a pony tail? when i worked at a warehouse for amazon.com, anyone with long hair had to do that, especially on bander/bundler lines so that type of stuff wouldn't happen. i guess now everyone'll have to wear a hair net

Author:  Sleuth [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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Being buried alive would be the worst. I win.

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