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Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while high??
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Author:  whistler [ Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while high??

Here in Chicago we are subjected to our long-running commercials and phone numbers to dial.

Shit like Victory Auto Wreckers, Empire, etc.

But how bout this one? I think it's for some law office like Law-Ankin or some shit.

In the commercial the guy in the deep voice tells you to call 2-2-2-22-22.

Well, have u ever dialed this number while high? Did they end up being everything as advertised?

Or were they a ripoff artist? Did they know you were high, and did u say any crazy shit to them? Did they hang up on you as a result?

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Yeah I called it. It was just a voice recording with directions to your dad's loose butt-hole. But everyone already knows those directions so really it was a waste of a phone call.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Kramer
hey, can I use your phone in your bedroom?

JERRY
what's the matter with yours?

KRAMER
huh.. my batteries are dead

JERRY
hey it's not one of those 976 calls, is it?

KRAMER
look come on, let me use it, 5 minutes, I'll pay you back huh?

JERRY
why do you do that?

Author:  whistler [ Sun May 16, 2021 1:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

this commercial has been all over the place lately.

Well? Has anyone dialed 222-2222 lately?

Fuck Lerner and Rowe!!!

Author:  Nardi [ Sun May 16, 2021 8:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Call it? More like, how can you NOT call it?

https://youtu.be/G6PBhdM9Ftg?t=40

Author:  Bagels [ Sun May 16, 2021 9:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

You get high whistler ?

Author:  redskingreg [ Sun May 16, 2021 9:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Bagels wrote:
You get high whistler ?


I get a paint-huffing vibe from his threads.

Author:  HawaiiYou [ Sun May 16, 2021 9:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

washingtonfootballteamgreg wrote:
Bagels wrote:
You get high whistler ?


I get a paint-huffing vibe from his threads.


He's trying to move meters. Can't blame him.

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sun May 16, 2021 9:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

I thought that Javy Baez told us that Howard Akin's number was Six Million.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun May 16, 2021 9:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Why isn’t the slogan just dial two-two-two-two-two-two-two?

It still works rhythmically.

Even if you dial too many twos it would link your twos to the correct two number.

Or perhaps twenty-two twenty-two-two-two-two to dial the two number.

Maybe two-twenty-two-two-two-twenty-two to get to the two number.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sun May 16, 2021 9:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Why isn’t the slogan just dial two-two-two-two-two-two-two?

It still works rhythmically.

Even if you dial too many twos it would link your twos to the correct two number.

Or perhaps twenty-two twenty-two-two-two-two to dial the two number.

Maybe two-twenty-two-two-two-twenty-two to get to the two number.


BC u might dial the wrong number of twos if u say just dial two.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun May 16, 2021 10:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

You could hit twenty-two twos in a row and it will be the correct numbers of twos unless it takes you to an audio system that requires one to type a two to respond to the prompts one receives.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sun May 16, 2021 10:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Look, I'm not gonna pretend like I know how phones work.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun May 16, 2021 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

SpiralStairs wrote:
Look, I'm not gonna pretend like I know how phones work.


You don’t want to discuss the advantages of the rotary dial system?

Think about how large that dial would need to be to have a twenty-two option…

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sun May 16, 2021 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

I have found that my fingers are too fat to dial a normal phone. Luckily I was able to mash the keypad to obtain a dialing wand. If I had a rotary phone I would have been lost entirely.

Author:  blackhawksfan [ Sun May 16, 2021 11:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

This made me think of the Empire Carpet Jingle. Never realized that commercial has been running since 1977

https://youtu.be/s73v79TyASI

Author:  whistler [ Sun May 16, 2021 11:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
I thought that Javy Baez told us that Howard Akin's number was Six Million.


:lol:

Yes, and Steve Stone was the first to tell us this.

Mistake in the original post. It wasn't Ankin, it was Lerner & Rowe.

Author:  whistler [ Sun May 16, 2021 11:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Why isn’t the slogan just dial two-two-two-two-two-two-two?

It still works rhythmically.

Even if you dial too many twos it would link your twos to the correct two number.

Or perhaps twenty-two twenty-two-two-two-two to dial the two number.

Maybe two-twenty-two-two-two-twenty-two to get to the two number.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  whistler [ Sun May 16, 2021 11:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

blackhawksfan wrote:
This made me think of the Empire Carpet Jingle. Never realized that commercial has been running since 1977

https://youtu.be/s73v79TyASI



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

the silly things only us Chicagoans can appreciate :lol:

Author:  Brick [ Mon May 17, 2021 5:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Look, I'm not gonna pretend like I know how phones work.


You don’t want to discuss the advantages of the rotary dial system?

Think about how large that dial would need to be to have a twenty-two option…

At least 2.2 times bigger.

Author:  CDOM [ Tue May 18, 2021 12:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

You know what I trust more than calling 222-2222

- A Shawk in my hawttub
- A hungry grizzley behr with a steak in my pawket.

Funny thing, as I was typing that, a commercial for them came on the radio... :D

He also practices out in Nevada too. I guess they're now doing deaths from testosterone replacement or some shit from the commercial I saw.

Author:  whistler [ Wed May 19, 2021 1:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ever dialed two-two-two-twenty-two-twenty-two, while hig

CDOM wrote:
You know what I trust more than calling 222-2222

- A Shawk in my hawttub
- A hungry grizzley behr with a steak in my pawket.

Funny thing, as I was typing that, a commercial for them came on the radio... :D

He also practices out in Nevada too. I guess they're now doing deaths from testosterone replacement or some shit from the commercial I saw.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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