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What the fuck. That means twice a month and it also means every two months. So 6 or 24 times a year. Big fuckin Goddamn difference don't ya think?
I mean if you buy a subscription and you see bi Monthly you have no idea what the hell you're getting.
This is bullshit. Fuck you English.

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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bi usually means you have 2 options.

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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bi usually means you have 2 options.

No. When you order a cheeseburger they say American or cheddar? They don't call it a bicheese burger.
That's dumb. Feel shame.

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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Bi monthly: every other month
Semi monthly: twice a month

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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Bi monthly: every other month
Semi monthly: twice a month

Thats cute but you don't know shit about bi monthly. If I had a ukulele I'd write a pithy song about how you don't know what you're talking about.

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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Bi monthly: every other month
Semi monthly: twice a month

Thats cute but you don't know shit about bi monthly. If I had a ukulele I'd write a pithy song about how you don't know what you're talking about.

I’m intrigued. JB is definitionally correct, so let’s play this out.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
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Bi monthly: every other month
Semi monthly: twice a month

Thats cute but you don't know shit about bi monthly. If I had a ukulele I'd write a pithy song about how you don't know what you're talking about.

I’m intrigued. JB is definitionally correct, so let’s play this out.

Oh yeah? Cut and paste for me the definition of bi-weekly. Just for kicks.

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Darkside wrote:
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Bi monthly: every other month
Semi monthly: twice a month

Thats cute but you don't know shit about bi monthly. If I had a ukulele I'd write a pithy song about how you don't know what you're talking about.

I’m intrigued. JB is definitionally correct, so let’s play this out.

Oh yeah? Cut and paste for me the definition of bi-weekly. Just for kicks.

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Bi weekly: every other week
Semi monthly: twice a month

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Bi monthly: every other month
Semi monthly: twice a month

Thats cute but you don't know shit about bi monthly. If I had a ukulele I'd write a pithy song about how you don't know what you're talking about.

I’m intrigued. JB is definitionally correct, so let’s play this out.

Oh yeah? Cut and paste for me the definition of bi-weekly. Just for kicks.

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Bi weekly: every other week
Semi monthly: twice a month

Ok. Now let's see if you can follow directions.

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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bi·​month·​ly | \ (ˌ)bī-ˈmən(t)th-lē  \

Definition of bimonthly 

1: once every two months

2: twice a month


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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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bi·​month·​ly | \ (ˌ)bī-ˈmən(t)th-lē  \

Definition of bimonthly 

1: once every two months

2: twice a month


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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
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bi·​month·​ly | \ (ˌ)bī-ˈmən(t)th-lē  \

Definition of bimonthly 

1: once every two months

2: twice a month


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Well when I'm right that's exactly correct.
So sit on it, potsy.

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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I’m fairness, you asked me to define bi-weekly and we’re down a bi-monthly rabbit hole.

But I’ll give this one to you on account of not caring.

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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Huh. It is the definition. That makes no sense.


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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
I’m fairness, you asked me to define bi-weekly and we’re down a bi-monthly rabbit hole.

But I’ll give this one to you on account of not caring.

Ya got me. I don't care. I've been drinking scotch since the second quarter of the Packers game and I wanted to blow off some energy before I get denied sex tonight.

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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So even though biweekly is universally understood to mean every two weeks, bimonthly can mean every two months or twice a month


I was today years old when I discovered this...and immediately determined it was really stupid.

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So even though biweekly is universally understood to mean every two weeks, bimonthly can mean every two months or twice a month


I was today years old when I discovered this...and immediately determined it was really stupid.

Finally!

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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Darkside's contributions solid lately. Watch Merriam-Webster throw their hands up in the air.

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Many people are puzzled about bimonthly and biweekly, which are often ambiguous because they are formed from two different senses of bi-: "occurring every two" and "occurring two times." This ambiguity has been in existence for nearly a century and a half and cannot be eliminated by the dictionary. The chief difficulty is that many users of these words assume that others know exactly what they mean, and they do not bother to make their context clear. So if you need bimonthly or biweekly, you should leave some clues in your context to the sense of bi- you mean. And if you need the meaning "twice a," you can substitute semi- for bi-. Biannual and biennial are usually differentiated.


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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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bi mon sci fi con.


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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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This thread is the dime store version of the "How Many Days in a Week" thread from the bodybuilding forums.

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Thread title sounds more like a new periodical for today's young people.

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I’ll go with whatever Lefty Guns says

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 Post subject: Re: Bi monthly
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This thread is the dime store version of the "How Many Days in a Week" thread from the bodybuilding forums.


Or the recent debate whether a week officially starts on Sunday or Monday.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
This thread is the dime store version of the "How Many Days in a Week" thread from the bodybuilding forums.


Or the recent debate whether a week officially starts on Sunday or Monday.

No doubt started by Darkside. So solid.


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This is most often tied to payroll. Even if we can agree on definition of Bi-Weekly being every other friday and semi-monthly being 2 times a month...many cannot grasp how this results in different payroll calculations.

I've gone through this with my wife at least 5 times and it's gone nowhere.
"Bi-Weekly / Every other Friday" is how you get paid. It's 26 paychecks a year, so the per paycheck amount is slightly less, but you get 2 extra pay dates in a calendar year. "Semi-Monthly is the 15th and last day of the month....24 paychecks a year. So no, I do get paid every other Friday for the 100th time!" :lol: :lol:

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This is most often tied to payroll. Even if we can agree on definition of Bi-Weekly being every other friday and semi-monthly being 2 times a month...many cannot grasp how this results in different payroll calculations.

I've gone through this with my wife at least 5 times and it's gone nowhere.
"Bi-Weekly / Every other Friday" is how you get paid. It's 26 paychecks a year, so the per paycheck amount is slightly less, but you get 2 extra pay dates in a calendar year. "Semi-Monthly is the 15th and last day of the month....24 paychecks a year. So no, I do get paid every other Friday for the 100th time!" :lol: :lol:

2 months a year, get 3 checks. FREE money.


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Then you have some companies that bill every 4 weeks rather than monthly or bi-monthly, thus gouging their customers on an extra billing cycle over the calendar year...



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SpiralStairs wrote:
This thread is the dime store version of the "How Many Days in a Week" thread from the bodybuilding forums.


Or the recent debate whether a week officially starts on Sunday or Monday.
Most companies define pay weeks as Sunday thru Saturday, and most calendars are pictured and set up this same way. I've always been a "week starts on Sunday" guy.

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