Not sure how the question of paying for sex can just popp into someone's mind.

Not sure how the question of paying for sex can just popp into someone's mind.

Covid times with a hooker are tough. Doesn't mean we don't try to get it done.

Hooker: Wear two condoms, mother fucker!!!! And it's gonna cost you double!!!

Beardown: Fine.

Careful with that ‘we.’ Best of luck though. If it makes any difference, COVID is probably the least of your concerns in the game you’re playing.

Who wants to admit it? We will not think less of you. I would actually think better of you.

Then, how much did you pay and what was the quality of banging said hooker?

Not sure how the question of paying for sex can just popp into someone's mind.

This is the kind of thread that's begging for JORR to pop up with a story

When the feds took backpage down that was the end of an era.

I'll try my hand at it:

Back in college, one of the guys on my dorm floor was getting married, and his roommates planned a bachelor party. One of the other guys had access to a local fitness center after hours to hold the event- basketball courts, racquetball, pool, sauna, etc.

One of the big talkers was put in charge of securing the 'entertainment' for the evening, so we're all expecting Julia Roberts. He shows up late, with more of an overweight Whoopie Goldberg. Her manager was also present, who looked like Barney Fife's grandpa. Apparently, the sauna was converted to a $5 fellatio lounge. I took one glimpse and decided racquetball was more appealing.

That's as close as I can get to a JORR tale, hopefully he can rescue the thread!

Unless you are a troll, I can't see having to spend for a hooker. I have a buddy (46) who is in an open-relationship and that fucking guy has so much sex with different women. They are mostly 40ish, divorced women just looking for sex. Most of the pictures he sends me are 6s and 7s but there have been some hotties too. And he is just using the different dating apps. He texted me last week ATOGM. Took me a second to figure that one out. And this guy is just average looking. He doesn't have a giant cock since he would have bragged about it by now.

I would definitely pay in order to do the shit my wife won't let me but I'd be too worried about diseases.

It figures CFMB would have a sex for money expert.

Hey, just being honest

There was a straight up hooker that my crew used for several bachelor parties back in the day. She was a really cute little blonde. After she did her thing, dancing around, dildoing, etc. she would take guys in a private room for whatever. I never patronized her in that fashion. We had one bachelor party in a double suite at the old Purple Hyatt. She entertained several guys. She had a lot of stamina. One guy actually took two turns. A couple friends and I still have a joke/meme: "Jonathan went twice."

We had one bachelor party in a double suite at the old Purple Hyatt.

Dating apps can take work and some maintenance, and inevitably feelings on one end or the other can develop, which can be a pain in the ass to deal with.

Coming off my divorce a few years ago, I dove into dating apps and a lot of those are just designed to draw money out of you, and depending where you live there may not be a whole lot to choose from.

Unless you are a troll, I can't see having to spend for a hooker. I have a buddy (46) who is in an open-relationship and that fucking guy has so much sex with different women. They are mostly 40ish, divorced women just looking for sex. Most of the pictures he sends me are 6s and 7s but there have been some hotties too. And he is just using the different dating apps. He texted me last week ATOGM. Took me a second to figure that one out. And this guy is just average looking. He doesn't have a giant cock since he would have bragged about it by now.

I would definitely pay in order to do the shit my wife won't let me but I'd be too worried about diseases.

This.

My wife gets me excited while she is stroking me off sometimes talking about her letting me bang some of the newly-divorced soccer moms in our little circle, but I probably never would indulge. To much mess.

But it sure is fun when the wife gets me all riled-up about the possibility of stumbling into a nice "Birthday Present" type situation some day.

Sounds like something worth pursuing