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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Who would you rather marry? |
What you think, Spaulding? Steven Hawking or Ryan Phillipe? |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
How hot is the Doctor? |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:08 am ] |
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neither. one would constantly demand you refer to her as "Doctor", and the other one would cheat on you. or probably both would. but she'd still demand you always refer to her as "Doctor". |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
I would marry the doctor on GMA3 Jen Ashton but I am afraid she would make me kill myself. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
I pick spaulding |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
RFDC wrote: I pick spaulding same. |
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| Author: | WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:20 am ] |
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W_Z wrote: RFDC wrote: I pick spaulding same. The poll wasn't who would you rather arrest. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
Is Hawking the Playboy caliber model? I'm confused, I know Ryan Phillipe is not. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:23 am ] |
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RFDC wrote: I pick spaulding better watch out, that bronco will throw you |
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| Author: | tommy [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
Honestly, chick academics get weird with sex. They might kill it with cold, ultra-rational analysis, or they might freak out because the moves you make are too patriarchal. They might also demand some crazy-fun stuff, but only in small doses and well-established parameters, which makes it less crazy and less fun. The kicker is that they might do some lesbian experimenting but not have the decency to let you do some threesome experimenting. No joining in. What manner of cruelty is this? Maybe they'll let you go and try being gay, but they know they are dealing in false equivalence. Even more, they are aware that they just dangled a winning lottery ticket in front of your eyes, only to then burn it while cackling maniacally. That's bullshit. I never dated one; I've happily been with the missus since my early 20s. However, many of my friends were women academics, and they were (and still are) not shy about sharing details from their intimate lives. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
Black Castle |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
W_Z wrote: RFDC wrote: I pick spaulding same. Blow jobs for everyone. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
doug - evergreen park wrote: How hot is the Doctor? This. As long as she's not a medical doctor, I'm cool. Female medical doctors are annoying know it alls. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
Reminds me of a joke from Mickey Mantle God calls Saint Peter over, and he says, ‘Saint Peter, I was down on Earth and I made this man and this woman and I forgot to put their sexual organs on them. You take this pecker and this pussy down there and put ’em on them.’ “Saint Peter says, ‘Okay.’ And he’s getting ready to leave, and God says, ‘Be sure to put the pussy on the short, dumb one.’ Leavy, Jane. The Last Boy (pp. 143-144). HarperCollins e-books. Kindle Edition. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
Spaulding wrote: Is Hawking the Playboy caliber model? I'm confused, I know Ryan Phillipe is not. I think Phillippe is the best looking dude I've ever seen. My wife always makes fun of me and says, "At least I know you're straight because that guy is very feminine." |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:05 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Spaulding wrote: Is Hawking the Playboy caliber model? I'm confused, I know Ryan Phillipe is not. I think Phillippe is the best looking dude I've ever seen. My wife always makes fun of me and says, "At least I know you're straight because that guy is very feminine." 
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
There are a lot of superhot recent PhDs in education. A lot. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:13 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Spaulding wrote: Is Hawking the Playboy caliber model? I'm confused, I know Ryan Phillipe is not. I think Phillippe is the best looking dude I've ever seen. My wife always makes fun of me and says, "At least I know you're straight because that guy is very feminine." Sure, we know a pretty boy when we see one. Scotty Pods, for example. But my wife loved Tom Paciorek. I go, "OK, whatever, that's above my pay grade". |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:21 pm ] |
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Nardi wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Spaulding wrote: Is Hawking the Playboy caliber model? I'm confused, I know Ryan Phillippe is not. I think Phillippe is the best looking dude I've ever seen. My wife always makes fun of me and says, "At least I know you're straight because that guy is very feminine." Sure, we know a pretty boy when we see one. Scotty Pods, for example. But my wife loved Tom Paciorek. I go, "OK, whatever, that's above my pay grade". Chicks dig a sense of humor. I should point out that I'm talking about Cruel Intentions Phillippe. I saw him recently in Big Sky and he's going to seed a bit. Still a handsome man though. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:39 pm ] |
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Is the Playboy model male or female? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:44 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: Black Castle R6chel
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| Author: | Hussra [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:46 pm ] |
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Caller Bob wrote: Is the Playboy model male or female? Bond "girl" Caroline Cossey |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:47 pm ] |
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Hussra wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Is the Playboy model male or female? Bond "girl" Caroline Cossey Caroline Cossey now or Caroline Cossey 1978? |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:49 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I think Phillippe is the best looking dude I've ever seen. My wife always makes fun of me and says, "At least I know you're straight because that guy is very feminine." What if he's the dude in your fantasy relationship? That makes you the very feminine one. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:51 pm ] |
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Spaulding wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I think Phillippe is the best looking dude I've ever seen. My wife always makes fun of me and says, "At least I know you're straight because that guy is very feminine." What if he's the dude in your fantasy relationship? That makes you the very feminine one. George: Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies. All of a sudden, I'll be in the middle. And a guy will appear from out of nowhere. I say "Get out of here! What do you want? You don't belong here!" |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:53 pm ] |
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Caller Bob wrote: Hussra wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Is the Playboy model male or female? Bond "girl" Caroline Cossey Caroline Cossey now or Caroline Cossey 1978? '74 |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
Phillipe looks like Timberlake. Jorr is going to start naming people in boy bands. Why don't I get a better choice? |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
I wonder how JORR feels about Juan Uribe's butt. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:29 pm ] |
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Tall Midget wrote: I wonder how JORR feels about Juan Uribe's butt. That sounds like one of bernstein's callers. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who would you rather marry? |
Spaulding wrote: Phillipe looks like Timberlake. Jorr is going to start naming people in boy bands. Why don't I get a better choice? It's funny that I can name most of the guys from the boy bands but I can't tell you which band they were actually in. Like I'm not sure if Timberlake is N'SYNC or Backstreet Boys or if Joey McIntyre is a New Kid or what. And that's even after I've seen the American Greed episode where that fat guy with the fake airline defrauds a couple of them more than once. |
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