Ever got into a skirmish with a fuckin pro athlete??

Was it a shouting match, and if so, did it turn into a fista-cuffs?

who was the athlete? Was he on ur hometown team, or the opposing/rival team?

'Were u badgering an athlete (say, Jacque Jones), from the bleachers, and then u ran into him later that night at a Wrigleyville bar and got into it with him?

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I normally just hide in the bushes outside their window and watch.

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we played sean lawrence in a state tournament game. Roughed him up a little early and was talking shit to try to get to him. He stayed poised and shut us down after that. The game was on tv and I they said my name and stats, if anyone is interested in doxxing.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Fouled Quentin Richardson pretty hard in a grade school tournament

I took a charge against Eric Anderson in seventh grade. I ain't been right since.

I threatened to flunk a future NBA player if he didn't start putting some effort into his work. Big dude. He stood up, kind of over me, and said, "I'll get it together, I promise." He gave me a fist-bump. His hand was twice the size of mine.

shakes will be here soon to tell us his great weight loss journey after being called a fatty by a player

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I'd rather hear the banging Brittney Payton story again.

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A player?

It was Rickey fuckin Henderson

I love that story!

was he good?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I had to set James "Robocop" Thornton straight about some etiquette that was frowned down upon in a Club I ran years ago.


He took it well.

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Towards the end of Jordan's rookie year, he was talking to himself at the free throw line. I told him to stop it. He did.

I got hit in the face by a line drive off the bat of Rodney Myers in little league. Shattered my orbit.

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My dad was almost killed by D.Hampton when he yelled at Dan for not taking care of his dogs while he was away traveling. I guess they lived in the same complex when I was a kid and got into a shouting match.

My step mom says besides Vietnam that is the closest he has come to death.

Shakes? No, he's always been terrible.

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Was in line to get into one of the all ages (or maybe it was 18 and up that night) clubs in Ybor when Dave Stewart and another MLB guy got into a skirmish with the people running the door. MLB dudes in town for ST roll up, jump line and then don't wanna pay cover. So a guy on the door say he'll waive the cover if they do the cabbage patch. The white guy with Stewart was too wasted to pull it off. Stewart made the entire line move a step back and then started doing the dance and as he was coming out of a rotation in his cabbage patch he either slugged or slapped the door guy. Police called or were already on the block, we went to another club. Probably downtown for the free pizza anarchy fest saturday night thing at 911

Takes one to know one

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Punched out Mickey Mantle at a fantasy camp

I told OJ half of Brentwood was banging his wife.

As a young retard, heckled the heck out of Dusty Baker from the safety of the right field bleachers when Dusty was playing OF for the Dodgers.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I'm just waiting for the day Newt Cole pulls up next to me at Lincoln and Green Bay.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

did you call him a retard or worse?

I beat a future NBA player in a foot race. He may of been rehabbing from a knee or leg injury and unaware of the contest but I blew past him on the sidewalk on the way to class.

So you're partially respomsible for her death. Congrats!

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What kind of fantasies did you work on at this camp?

Played hoops with MANY Bears back in the 90s. It got pretty intense now and again. Never with the Fridge though...super nice guy.

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Between he and his wife, I never met a nicer couple.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I got into a pretty heated yelling match with Ken Patterson. He was over a decade removed from being a pro athlete but I guess he counts. John Rocker chewed my ass because I didn't jump to attention and spot him when he was at the squat rack. He did not appreciate it when I told him all he had to do was ask.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Rickey Fucking Henderson!!! Owe my life to him.

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lol that's so funny you called him Rickey Fuckin Henderson. I didn't read your post before I replied to RFDC and also referred to Rickey that way.

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