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Author:  blackhawksfan [ Sat Jan 30, 2021 7:32 pm ]
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Has it happened to you before? A few months ago I was scratching my ass through my boxers and I noticed a slimy feeling all of a sudden. I had crap on my finger. Not good!
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Jan 30, 2021 7:34 pm ]
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That's a shitty situation. You don't need that kind of crap.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Jan 30, 2021 7:35 pm ]
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Man... that stinks.
Author:  KDdidit [ Sat Jan 30, 2021 7:36 pm ]
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There have been some farts that got out of hand, but I knew it immediately.
Author:  One Post [ Sat Jan 30, 2021 8:51 pm ]
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Early last year (2019) I was driving to a company meeting where I was the only presenter.

Let a toot sneak out and a small nugget came out also. Went right to the bathroom after parking car and took off undies with turd and threw them away.

Dominated the 401k presentation free balling.
Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Jan 30, 2021 9:00 pm ]
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whistler vibe...
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:36 am ]
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The only useful thing that Dan Bernstein had ever said: Men over 40 should never trust a fart.
Author:  Nardi [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:03 am ]
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What do you guys eat where you don't know if you farted or shit your pants? Glad my life doesn't have such conundrums.
Author:  a retard [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:22 am ]
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Nardi wrote:
What do you guys eat where you don't know if you farted or shit your pants? Glad my life doesn't have such conundrums.


I'm guessing Nardi has some time before his 50th birthday. While it doesn't happen often, I have had some experience with this. Including at a bears game. That was fun.

And I can find no correlation (or causation) between sharting and anything I have eaten or drank prior.
Author:  K Effective [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:34 am ]
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Maybe you have Endocrine Pancreatic Insufficiency, or E-P-I. Or, Non-24 Sleep/Wake disorder. Do you chew it and do it?
Author:  Nardi [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:57 am ]
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a retard wrote:
Nardi wrote:
What do you guys eat where you don't know if you farted or shit your pants? Glad my life doesn't have such conundrums.


I'm guessing Nardi has some time before his 50th birthday. While it doesn't happen often, I have had some experience with this. Including at a bears game. That was fun.

And I can find no correlation (or causation) between sharting and anything I have eaten or drank prior.

61. Never once have I not known when I have shit my pants.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:03 am ]
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What a discussion. :lol:
Author:  a retard [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:15 pm ]
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Nardi wrote:
a retard wrote:
Nardi wrote:
What do you guys eat where you don't know if you farted or shit your pants? Glad my life doesn't have such conundrums.


I'm guessing Nardi has some time before his 50th birthday. While it doesn't happen often, I have had some experience with this. Including at a bears game. That was fun.

And I can find no correlation (or causation) between sharting and anything I have eaten or drank prior.

61. Never once have I not known when I have shit my pants.


Same age as me. I thought I was the only old guy here.
Author:  Franky T [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:20 pm ]
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Nardi wrote:
a retard wrote:
Nardi wrote:
What do you guys eat where you don't know if you farted or shit your pants? Glad my life doesn't have such conundrums.


I'm guessing Nardi has some time before his 50th birthday. While it doesn't happen often, I have had some experience with this. Including at a bears game. That was fun.

And I can find no correlation (or causation) between sharting and anything I have eaten or drank prior.

61. Never once have I not known when I have shit my pants.

That's what doesn't make sense. Everyone has shit their pants before, but how the hell do you not know you did it? You might wonder, gee did I just do that? But you certainly don't discover it by accident.
Author:  Nardi [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:56 pm ]
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a retard wrote:
Nardi wrote:
a retard wrote:
Nardi wrote:
What do you guys eat where you don't know if you farted or shit your pants? Glad my life doesn't have such conundrums.


I'm guessing Nardi has some time before his 50th birthday. While it doesn't happen often, I have had some experience with this. Including at a bears game. That was fun.

And I can find no correlation (or causation) between sharting and anything I have eaten or drank prior.

61. Never once have I not known when I have shit my pants.


Same age as me. I thought I was the only old guy here.

I take it back. I was afraid to fart following the prep for a colonoscopy. About 3 years ago. Brown water coming out of the rectum like a firehose is pretty weird.
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