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C_Howitt_Fealz
PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 9:50 am 
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Woke up out of breath in a cold sweat.

My neighbor just stopped me and said he heard me scream around 5AM. I don't remember that at all, but that's right about when I woke up. Apparently I screamed the C word...

Yikes.
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KDdidit
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Hussra
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in the nightmare was your neighbor creeping into your bedroom wearing gloves and a ski-mask under his N95, carrying a buck-knife and zip-ties? #PrairieStateKiller
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Douchebag
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Were you late for your 26 minute layover in Katmandu?

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Terry's Peeps
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KDdidit wrote:
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:lol: :lol:

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denisdman
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Poll opportunity:

Which CFMB poster is most likely to be his neighbor?

My guesses:

Beardown, did you wake up chained to the bed?
Hawaii (fuck) You, are you a crackhead?
Spiral, did you cum?
JustaGayGuy, did he cum?
CallerBob, are you Asian?

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Hawaii (fuck) You
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W_Z
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Douchebag
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W_Z wrote:
C_Wut_Dreams_May_Cum

:lol:

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Furious Styles
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Frank Coztansa
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denisdman
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Never C_howTit_Feels

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Tall Midget
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Thread fail.

Better luck next time, guys.

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